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What's the strangest thing you do when you're alone and no one is looking?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well i dance about naked and talk to the audience when im in concert.
i also do interviews on famous people.
i then think god get a grip ya muppet!!
dont ask...i like my world haha!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sing into any object to hand... was a new vibrator this afternoon 
its been a 500ml bottle of drink before, hairbrush, remote control lol "
you do concerts too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sing into any object to hand... was a new vibrator this afternoon
its been a 500ml bottle of drink before, hairbrush, remote control lol
you do concerts too "
omg yes,, i rock wembly and the 02 at every chance i get |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush Yes, but is your clit nice and clean now?  "
new meaning to the saying...
welcome to the pearly white gates..enterrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush
What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!"
yeah leccy toothbrush, I actually started doing it to clean my ring but discovered it felt nice |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush
What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!
yeah leccy toothbrush, I actually started doing it to clean my ring but discovered it felt nice "
Diamond or your arsehole ring? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush
What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!
yeah leccy toothbrush, I actually started doing it to clean my ring but discovered it felt nice "
Ex-squueze me ! Your ring!! |
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"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush
What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!
yeah leccy toothbrush, I actually started doing it to clean my ring but discovered it felt nice "
cant belive ppl havent heard of that but wounder how many are running off to try lolol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush
What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!
yeah leccy toothbrush, I actually started doing it to clean my ring but discovered it felt nice
Ex-squueze me ! Your ring!!"
lol the piercing
my lifes just one big barrel of laughs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"watch gay porn while wanking with a toothbrush
What lol. I get the gay porn bit but what's the toothbrush bit for lol. Is it electric?!!!
yeah leccy toothbrush, I actually started doing it to clean my ring but discovered it felt nice "
now that read sooo funny! laughing away at that |
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"well i dance about naked and talk to the audience when im in concert.
i also do interviews on famous people.
i then think god get a grip ya muppet!!
dont ask...i like my world haha!! "
I can't relate to the above at all! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well i dance about naked and talk to the audience when im in concert.
i also do interviews on famous people.
i then think god get a grip ya muppet!!
dont ask...i like my world haha!!
I can't relate to the above at all! "
YAY..new i wasnt the only one who does this...ya mentallll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When alone i try things ive thort of during the week but i always put a shopping channel on coz it makes me laugh to think there trying to sell me a steam hoover and im sticking things down my japs eye |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"When alone i try things ive thort of during the week but i always put a shopping channel on coz it makes me laugh to think there trying to sell me a steam hoover and im sticking things down my japs eye "
I don't think it's a good idea to stick a steam hoover anywhere near your penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that was disappointingly tame miss-tress!
The question is when I'm alone...now when I have a sub playmate hanging by chains from brackets...that's a whole different ball of wax!  "
Haha love this reply  |
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