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What are your most annoying tv adverts ?
Out of current ones I can't stand the one with the clueless muppet going on about all these years into their marriage he can't understand how his Kate looks the same but he's gone grey.
So has she mate she just blooming dyes it.
That washing liquid one with the pleb who says " boom " re his fresh shirt for his hot date when talking to his brother grates also.
Worst one ever was that bleeding frog tune advert that at one point seemed to be on in every batch of adverts. |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
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Those TV adverts for things like Cillit Bang where they show how amazing it is to get a filthy disgusting crud covered toilet bowl clean. All I can think is what kind of dirty disgusting bastard lets their toilet get to that state in the first place? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is only one.
No matter what they do which is that damned
GO COMPARE!!!
gets under your skin like the 80's
re-record not fade away, re-record not fade away and kiora adverts.
Oh my why do I still remember that!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go compare is annoying.
Er don't mind the skeleton video tape re record or Kia ora ads.
Maybe that reflects my oldskool credentials ?"
Aha so you remember them too!! Etched forever in our minds. What worries me is will I be repeating these randomly in my care home in 40 years time.... |
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"The Warrantywise one with Quentin Wilson and the cartoon pelican is quite possibly the stupidest advert I have ever seen.
Oh Quentin, what has happened to you?  "
Haven't had the dubious honour of seeing that one thus far. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any advert that has an aging celeb, try to sell us something they have never even considered themselves.
You mean to tell me Parky has a savings plan to pay for his funeral ??
The blonde bimbo with the pay day loans ??
The list is almost endless.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is only one.
No matter what they do which is that damned
GO COMPARE!!!
gets under your skin like the 80's
re-record not fade away, re-record not fade away and kiora adverts.
Oh my why do I still remember that!
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The go compare one is the most irritating no doubt. But kia-ora? It was too orangey for crows. It was just for me n my dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything obviously dubbed or a foreign advert rehashed- if the products that good, make a new fooking adverts you tight gits!
Anything with "cute" kids in it
Anything that assumes that cos I'm a bloke I like football
Anything that tries to 'be cool' like the washing powder ads- fuck off, please!
The BT infinity ads- who hired such a bunch of vacuous wankers and thought it would make me want to join
Perfume ads so far up their own artistic arse I have no idea what brand it was for- just that it was perfume as they're all the bloody same
Anything with a celeb in it
Furniture sale ads- same shit that was in last weeks sale
That should do for now
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"Anything obviously dubbed or a foreign advert rehashed- if the products that good, make a new fooking adverts you tight gits!
Anything with "cute" kids in it
Anything that assumes that cos I'm a bloke I like football
Anything that tries to 'be cool' like the washing powder ads- fuck off, please!
The BT infinity ads- who hired such a bunch of vacuous wankers and thought it would make me want to join
Perfume ads so far up their own artistic arse I have no idea what brand it was for- just that it was perfume as they're all the bloody same
Anything with a celeb in it
Furniture sale ads- same shit that was in last weeks sale
That should do for now
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Ha! Ha!
Good targets and a sense that I've rattled your cage re a subject matter   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything obviously dubbed or a foreign advert rehashed- if the products that good, make a new fooking adverts you tight gits!
Anything with "cute" kids in it
Anything that assumes that cos I'm a bloke I like football
Anything that tries to 'be cool' like the washing powder ads- fuck off, please!
The BT infinity ads- who hired such a bunch of vacuous wankers and thought it would make me want to join
Perfume ads so far up their own artistic arse I have no idea what brand it was for- just that it was perfume as they're all the bloody same
Anything with a celeb in it
Furniture sale ads- same shit that was in last weeks sale
That should do for now
Ha! Ha!
Good targets and a sense that I've rattled your cage re a subject matter "
I've filmed and directed several adverts and numerous commercial type films- I understand the psychology of them so they don't really work in my warped mind- therefore most adverts piss me off or wash right over me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anything obviously dubbed or a foreign advert rehashed- if the products that good, make a new fooking adverts you tight gits!
Anything with "cute" kids in it
Anything that assumes that cos I'm a bloke I like football
Anything that tries to 'be cool' like the washing powder ads- fuck off, please!
The BT infinity ads- who hired such a bunch of vacuous wankers and thought it would make me want to join
Perfume ads so far up their own artistic arse I have no idea what brand it was for- just that it was perfume as they're all the bloody same
Anything with a celeb in it
Furniture sale ads- same shit that was in last weeks sale
That should do for now
Ha! Ha!
Good targets and a sense that I've rattled your cage re a subject matter
I've filmed and directed several adverts and numerous commercial type films- I understand the psychology of them so they don't really work in my warped mind- therefore most adverts piss me off or wash right over me"
oooh hidden talents then. In that case please can you make this curvy petite lady look like the lady in the perfume advert that's all golden and sort of long lol - sorry not sure what it is!! |
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hate adverts full stop that why sometimes
cant stand watching itv as it breaks of every 5 mins.and commercial radio too.
did like some of the ads in the old days
dancing milk bottles and bt advetrs with the animals .penguins rushing around saying chop chop bang bang work work busy busy n that shows how they get in your head omg |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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Ill vote for the dubbed adverts.
Or the massive cosmetic companies that say 87% say this product has changed their lives - but there were only 6 people in the study  |
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"Ill vote for the dubbed adverts.
Or the massive cosmetic companies that say 87% say this product has changed their lives - but there were only 6 people in the study "
Statistic claims are always iffy as you can shape it how you like.
A team that has drawn the last 3 fixtures is " unbeaten in 3 " or " 3 without a win " depending on your slant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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oooh hidden talents then. In that case please can you make this curvy petite lady look like the lady in the perfume advert that's all golden and sort of long lol - sorry not sure what it is!!"
See, my point proved!
They probably spent $250,000+ on that advert, top agency, top director and DOP, exotic location, hours of strategic planning and you have no idea if its Chanel no5 or toilet duck! |
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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago
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"hate adverts full stop that why sometimes
cant stand watching itv as it breaks of every 5 mins.and commercial radio too.
did like some of the ads in the old days
dancing milk bottles and bt advetrs with the animals .penguins rushing around saying chop chop bang bang work work busy busy n that shows how they get in your head omg "
Watch out, watch out there's a Humphrey about.
Dave |
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"Those TV adverts for things like Cillit Bang where they show how amazing it is to get a filthy disgusting crud covered toilet bowl clean. All I can think is what kind of dirty disgusting bastard lets their toilet get to that state in the first place?"
just for you Olivia
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPONH2j4In8 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That one with Scarlet Johansson (however you spell it) selling perfume. Her mouth moves in a really annoying way and she sounds so, just, grrr! I have to mute and look away or turn over the channel.
Also, Kerry Katona advertising payday loans? Really? With her track record? I also disagree with her being linked to the word 'lady'! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The milkman used to give the kids special red and white stripe straws re the Humphrey ad craze."
And half those same kids probably ended up consuming other white substances through a tube years later  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The one that gets me at the moment
The Colgate one
Where round a table they all floss and a woman says "a little blood"
It's the way she says it and the look on her face .
She just needs a slap
Lol
Also the old Kit Kat add . Which is being re shown ( with the roller skating pandas)
It was shite first time round
Lol
There is a lot more
I have got to the point where I watch everything recorded so I can forward through the adds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Al Pacino selling Sky. Did you really need the money Al you fucking sellout?
That ad for Clarabella, a logo for vacuous WAG wannabe teenagers.
That company that advertises things, not a direct ad from the manufacturer but a woman walking down a supermarket aisle explaining how wonderful the product is.
And every other advert ever fucking made! |
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"The one that gets me at the moment
The Colgate one
Where round a table they all floss and a woman says "a little blood"
It's the way she says it and the look on her face .
She just needs a slap
Lol
Also the old Kit Kat add . Which is being re shown ( with the roller skating pandas)
It was shite first time round
Lol
There is a lot more
I have got to the point where I watch everything recorded so I can forward through the adds "
I know exactly what you mean re the " a little blood " |
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