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Worst movie you have ever seen?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's the worst movie you have ever seen?
For me it's "dude where's my car"
The acting
The script
Unbelievably bad
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus... its incredibly awful
or Catwoman
or that awful Adam sandler film Jack and Jill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the worst movie you have ever seen?
For me it's "dude where's my car"
The acting
The script
Unbelievably bad
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It shouldn't do, but that quite amused me
for a shit film- Freddie got fingered- lasted 10 minutes before it was back in the box and returned to the video shop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dude where's my car is a masterpiece of a film. At least in comparison to Gilli!
I've always been good at finding entertainment from even the worst of movies but Gilli is just plain bad. Even Ben Affleck who is usually at least tolerable is just painful to watch. I thought I might need the clockwork orange chair to hold my eyes open to even finish it.
Do yourself a favor and whatever you do, don't take the Gilli challenge! |
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I'm torn between Avatar - 3 hours of my life I will never get back.
Happy Feet - sanctimonious Disney crap
Brother bear - see above
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The Anchorman - just simply not funny!!
Although my friends would argue half my DVD collection is crap because it is mostly zombie horror. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dude where's my car is a masterpiece of a film. At least in comparison to Gilli!
I've always been good at finding entertainment from even the worst of movies but Gilli is just plain bad. Even Ben Affleck who is usually at least tolerable is just painful to watch. I thought I might need the clockwork orange chair to hold my eyes open to even finish it.
Do yourself a favor and whatever you do, don't take the Gilli challenge!"
Lmao
I'm tempted to check it out |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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Sex lives of the potato men. Beyond dire.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sex lives of the potato men. Beyond dire. "
I just googled that
I was sure you must have made that up lol |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
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I recently saw The Last Airbender. Oh god is was beyond dreadful.
And how could you not like Happy Feet? It's PENGUINS! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex lives of the potato men. Beyond dire.
I just googled that
I was sure you must have made that up lol"
Its not that bad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently saw The Last Airbender. Oh god is was beyond dreadful.
And how could you not like Happy Feet? It's PENGUINS! "
I fell asleep during the last airbender... yeah thats a vote for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moulin Rouge, just terrible!!! |
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I once achieved a (rather sad) ambition of being the only person in a cinema screen (it was a midweek afternoon). Unfortunately it turned out to be the worst film ever, Eye Of The Beholder starring Ewan McGregor  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Judge Dread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anything Stallone, Schwarzenegger etc..... which relies on special effects rather than actual ACTING!! .......Guess I won't have too many allies but WTF - they probably read The Sun anyway/how!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The hangover. Not funny. Can't believe I actually Skegby money to pay for that film. Yuk! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sex lives of the potato men. Beyond dire. "
I always thought there must have been someone else out there that watched this!!!!  |
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By *antyfetishTV/TS
over a year ago
Collooney/Sligo/Dublin |
"Judge Dread"
i second that with sly stillonhisown...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cloverfield! Trailor was great, film was dire!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any of the "Lord of the Rings" films...
Endless hours of boring special effects wrapped around very little actual acting...
Dull, flat personalities that were never given space to develop...
Dire from end to end.....
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titanic , we all know what happens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any of the "Lord of the Rings" films...
Endless hours of boring special effects wrapped around very little actual acting...
Dull, flat personalities that were never given space to develop...
Dire from end to end.....
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Ssssoooooooo true - but I guess it's a bit like modern music - all special affects but nothing above CRAP when live............... sad era for both movies & music  ........bring back punk!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lmao
I'm tempted to check it out"
Don't do it!!! It's not worth it. There should be a Gilli prevention hotline for those who are crazy enough to think Jennifer Lopez can act. Oh, did I forget to mention this failed abortion of a film came out in the height of the Benifer craze?!?!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah! Was some Stallone directed movie that an ex dragged me to.
It was set beneath the Hudson River, New York, where the hero (yeah, you guessed it!), Stallone, broke free of the tunnel & saved a multitude of innocent lovey peeps!!
Awwwwwe, such a sad way to brake ties!!  '''''' |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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Jabberwocky, perhaps too young when we got it but serious carp
Green Street II, embarrassing
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We've seen plenty but the most recent that springs to mind is the tree of life with brad pitt, waiting for the film to "get into it" next thing we know, the credits come up. Well thats a couple of hours of our lives we're never getting back
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LOL - you poor people (
I once read 'Seven Years In Tibet' ...............but then I saw the movie!!! |
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"Yeah! Was some Stallone directed movie that an ex dragged me to.
It was set beneath the Hudson River, New York, where the hero (yeah, you guessed it!), Stallone, broke free of the tunnel & saved a multitude of innocent lovey peeps!!
Awwwwwe, such a sad way to brake ties!! ''''''"
Daylight! 
My guilty pleasure: Stallone, Segal, Swatzernegger and Van Damme films. That said a turkey of a film has got to be Derailed starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. The Big Kahuna with Kevin Spacey isn't much better: dire!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awwwwwe sorry for cramping your style miss Tress |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After earth .. It's just shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blair witch project biggest load of piss poor camera shaking , flawed dogshit I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blair witch project biggest load of piss poor camera shaking , flawed dogshit I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through lol "
That's not The Blair Witch Projects worst sin however. That honor would be bestowed upon it for starting the "found footage" genre of terrible movies! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blair witch project biggest load of piss poor camera shaking , flawed dogshit I have ever had the displeasure of sitting through lol
That's not The Blair Witch Projects worst sin however. That honor would be bestowed upon it for starting the "found footage" genre of terrible movies!"
Yeh agreed lol, so many flaws in it as well EG they kept goin in cirlces back to the stream ?? FOLLOW the stream lol !!! I actually shouted that at th screen lol !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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League of Extraordinary gentlemen or some such rubbish title.. Switched off a third of the way in, still haven't seen the ending!!
Went to see The Host recently... Pile of poo!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"League of Extraordinary gentlemen or some such rubbish title.. Switched off a third of the way in, still haven't seen the ending!!
Went to see The Host recently... Pile of poo!!
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i like that film not seen the host |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"League of Extraordinary gentlemen or some such rubbish title.. Switched off a third of the way in, still haven't seen the ending!!
Went to see The Host recently... Pile of poo!!
i like that film not seen the host "
started off promising... Then went on and on and on.. And just when i thought it had finished, a title saying "3 months later" came on the screen.. And out loud i exclaimed "oh dear god, make it stop" and some ppl clapped me!!! |
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the remake of get carter, the original is one of my all time great films. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Moulin Rouge, just terrible!!!"
So glad that wasn't just me who found that film terrible.
Other one has to be White Men Can't Jump, I'm not against swearing and have been known to say the odd bad word myself but every other word is F*** and for no real reason, the film was shite. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Basic Instinct 2 (not even a Stan Collymore cameo where he's fingering Sharon Stone in a speeding Porsche can save it)
Troy
Red Dawn (the remake)
Both Aliens vs Predator films
The X Men movies |
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"What's the worst movie you have ever seen?
For me it's "dude where's my car"
The acting
The script
Unbelievably bad
It shouldn't do, but that quite amused me
for a shit film- Freddie got fingered- lasted 10 minutes before it was back in the box and returned to the video shop"
You should have hung in there.... there are at least two funny bits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Teeth |
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Prometheus.
What a fucking atrocity!
- VincentandAmy. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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donnie darko
dogville
both shite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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piranha 3d |
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any of the police academy films,anyone know how many of these things were made? |
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"Cloverfield! Trailor was great, film was dire! "
Boo! I loved Cloverfield  |
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"Prometheus.
What a fucking atrocity!
- VincentandAmy. x"
I was going to see that at the cinema but missed it. Was looking forward to seeing it on Sky. My local multiplex only charges maximum £4.99 for tickets: I'd have wanted my money back...what a crock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cowboys and Aliens - Beyond dire !!!!
John Carter goes to mars - Actually walked out of the cinema after 25 mins !! |
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"any of the police academy films,anyone know how many of these things were made?"
About eight I think. Someone has friends in high places or it was a money laundering scheme. Only reason to make eight of these unfunny, moronic films! |
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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago
Rockford |
Starship Troopers....... Just back away slowly if it comes on....phew what a stinker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Steve Martin’s Pink Panther must surely rank high on the list of movies that should never have been made !!!
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Cinema Paradiso. Boring boring boring and dull.
I liked Starship Troopers!   |
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"Cloverfield! Trailor was great, film was dire!
Boo! I loved Cloverfield "
Hated Cloverfield. Loved Prometheus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prometheus.
What a fucking atrocity!
- VincentandAmy. x
I was going to see that at the cinema but missed it. Was looking forward to seeing it on Sky. My local multiplex only charges maximum £4.99 for tickets: I'd have wanted my money back...what a crock! "
what a let down .. Go to movie sins on your tube " everything wrong with Prometheus "
http://youtu.be/-BWnTW4rL0U |
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"Cowboys and Aliens - Beyond dire !!!!
John Carter goes to mars - Actually walked out of the cinema after 25 mins !!"
I forgot about Cowboys and Aliens. Thankfully I might add!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Room" starring Tommy Wiseau is by far and away the worst film I have ever seen... acting is appalling, trailers on YouTube. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Revolver, still no idea what it was about |
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"Cowboys and Aliens - Beyond dire !!!!
John Carter goes to mars - Actually walked out of the cinema after 25 mins !!"
Cowboys and Aliens I had on DVD. Started to watch it several times because my second husband is in it, but I gave up. It came on Sky and I watched it.
The biggest load of nonsense...and I enjoyed every minute! |
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"Prometheus.
What a fucking atrocity!
- VincentandAmy. x
I was going to see that at the cinema but missed it. Was looking forward to seeing it on Sky. My local multiplex only charges maximum £4.99 for tickets: I'd have wanted my money back...what a crock! what a let down .. Go to movie sins on your tube " everything wrong with Prometheus "
http://youtu.be/-BWnTW4rL0U"
I think they missed a few! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr Bean.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Trueman Show
Castaway
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"Prometheus.
What a fucking atrocity!
- VincentandAmy. x
I was going to see that at the cinema but missed it. Was looking forward to seeing it on Sky. My local multiplex only charges maximum £4.99 for tickets: I'd have wanted my money back...what a crock! what a let down .. Go to movie sins on your tube " everything wrong with Prometheus "
http://youtu.be/-BWnTW4rL0U
I think they missed a few! "
Same, may aswell have put the whole movie in.
- Amy. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Waterworld |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some shit japanese thing called the aidition in the early hours of this morning....i couldnt work out if i was d*unk or it was seriously fucked up |
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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago
Rockford |
"Waterworld "
oh yeah... Pass the mind bleach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Moulin Rouge, just terrible!!!"
The only good thing about that dire crap is the song with Christina Aguilera, Pink, Mya and Lil' Kim |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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The lovely bones. I really struggled to stay awake. The only silver lining was that I was being paid to watch it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The lovely bones. I really struggled to stay awake. The only silver lining was that I was being paid to watch it. "
I loved this film lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Johnny Mnemonic -awful
Norbit- crude,murphy's worst film( he's made a lot)
The Happening -nothing happened
The Hangover-unfunny,unlikeable characters
A good day to die hard- switched off after thirty minutes....the list is endless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There hasn't been a film made that is worse than powder. Weird Michael Jackson look a likey in main role. Jinxed from the start. The producer was done for raping little girls. Never went on general release |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To put it into context, powder is 10 times worse than the king of the turkeys epic Kevin costners postman |
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"The lovely bones. I really struggled to stay awake. The only silver lining was that I was being paid to watch it.
I loved this film lol "
A good film with brill music |
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"There hasn't been a film made that is worse than powder. Weird Michael Jackson look a likey in main role. Jinxed from the start. The producer was done for raping little girls. Never went on general release"
Do you mean the Powder with the boy who conducts electricity, and is a genius that no one understands with Jeff Goldblum?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Powder is an excellent film !! |
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"Powder is an excellent film !! "
That's why I'm confused, I love that film, if it's the same one. I have it on DVD, so it obviously went on general release.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"donnie darko
dogville
both shite"
Dogville is an excellent film- you just need to follow the theory behind it having no set and few props, i.e. you concentrate on the dialogue and story then let your imagination create the scenery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Powder is an excellent film !!
That's why I'm confused, I love that film, if it's the same one. I have it on DVD, so it obviously went on general release.
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It definitely went on general release and has one of my fav lines in a movie...
Dr. Aaron Stripler: Your I.Q. scored right off the charts Jeremy. There isn't even a classification for you it was so high. All of your tests indicate you have the most advanced intellect in the history of humankind. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Powder: If you thought I was that advanced would you ask me if I understood? … |
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I like Donnie Darko. Don't understand it at all, and I've watched it in various states of ummm altered consciousness!! |
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"Powder is an excellent film !!
That's why I'm confused, I love that film, if it's the same one. I have it on DVD, so it obviously went on general release.
It definitely went on general release and has one of my fav lines in a movie...
Dr. Aaron Stripler: Your I.Q. scored right off the charts Jeremy. There isn't even a classification for you it was so high. All of your tests indicate you have the most advanced intellect in the history of humankind. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Powder: If you thought I was that advanced would you ask me if I understood? … "
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anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank."
I totally blotted this out of my mind its just so fucking awful its like a film raping my eyeballs its just to sick and why did it get the finance to get made |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like Donnie Darko. Don't understand it at all, and I've watched it in various states of ummm altered consciousness!! "
Lots of theories as to what it's about- I see it as a simple love story.
Main character feels lost and without purpose, meets love of his life, she gets killed, he then gets the chance to change history and save her life but by doing that she will never get to meet him. Go watch it again and ignore the rabbit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank."
Yep, that's a contender for worst film |
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"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank."
I was just about to say that lol. It was a really shit film (pun intended) but have to say it wasn't as graphic or scary as I was expecting It to be after hearing people talk about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's the worst movie you have ever seen?
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slumdog millionaire
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank.
I was just about to say that lol. It was a really shit film (pun intended) but have to say it wasn't as graphic or scary as I was expecting It to be after hearing people talk about it. "
Anyone seen the sequel? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank.
I was just about to say that lol. It was a really shit film (pun intended) but have to say it wasn't as graphic or scary as I was expecting It to be after hearing people talk about it.
Anyone seen the sequel?"
if you've seen the original, then there's no need to put yourself through that drivel againtrust me |
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"anyone seen the human centipede,not seen it myself but i am told it's rank."
It is awful and I think last time I checked its 1 of the most banned films.
Sex life of potato men is a great film off to go get sum fish paste and jam sandwiches now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything Stallone, Schwarzenegger etc..... which relies on special effects rather than actual ACTING!! .......Guess I won't have too many allies but WTF - they probably read The Sun anyway/how!!! "
Have you seen Stallone in Copland?
He's actually really fookin good in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything Stallone, Schwarzenegger etc..... which relies on special effects rather than actual ACTING!! .......Guess I won't have too many allies but WTF - they probably read The Sun anyway/how!!!
Have you seen Stallone in Copland?
He's actually really fookin good in it"
I agree, he was bloody brilliant in that and also a good film too |
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By *umpsMan
over a year ago
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i can't remember the name of the film... but it starred Jim Carey and Kate Winslet...went to the cinema to see it when it was out...people were walking out after halfway through the movie..i left right after..still don't know what the film was about. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The green mile is the worst film I have paid to watch. A grown up audience being sucked in to see a film about a superhero mouse. I felt well and truly duped. Biggest load of dog shit I've ever had the misfortune of sitting through. If I'd known what it was about I would have brought the kids. They love Mickey Mouse so would have loved this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hostel part 3, WTF it wasnt even about a hostel.
Snakes on a plane is a near 2nd though. Samuel L Jackson couldnt even save that film |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also people saying about Human centipede, it isn't a bad film, the subject matter is shocking but the film its self isn't bad, the 2nd one was bad though. I don't know also how you can say a film is crap without watching it though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i can't remember the name of the film... but it starred Jim Carey and Kate Winslet...went to the cinema to see it when it was out...people were walking out after halfway through the movie..i left right after..still don't know what the film was about."
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Not a great film |
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Anything with the words "Star Wars" in the title. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Wow, some people in here have a crap sense of humour.
Films I hated are:
Any chick flick-predictable, dull, usually the same shite.
Let The Right One In-Didn't even attempt to get the tone of the book right.
Wolverine Origins-One film that angered me as the character basically was stripped of anything and made into a wuss.
Titanic-Wow, a boat crashes. 3 hour long boring film
Warm Bodies-Zombie version of twilight. And the ending? Ffs!
Twilight saga-Vampires DO NOT sparkle!
Anything with Adam Sandler-I hate when he's talking AND THEN STARTS SHOUTING
Anything with Hugh Grant-Gives us Brits A bad name
Blade Trinity-Vampire dogs. Really?
Dusk Till Dawn 2-Never should've been made.
IT-Tim Curry is the only decent thing in it.
The Hangover-If your mate goes missing, look round the entire hotel.
Fast And Furious series-stupid films for stupid people.
Iron Man 3-The fuck happened to The Mandarin? He should've been a mean bastard not some whimpering puppet.
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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There's no accounting for taste I guess.
My crap films:
Any chick flick.
The Hangover
Ted
Catch 22
Jacobs Ladder
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Night of the Lepus
Regarding the last two though and other dreadful films like Manos; Hands of Fate etc, I recommend finding the Mystery Science Theater 3000 versions. They are awesome! |
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over a year ago
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Anything with Sara Jessica Parker in it |
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"I recently saw The Last Airbender. Oh god is was beyond dreadful.
And how could you not like Happy Feet? It's PENGUINS! "
Have you ever seen 'The Room'? It's so bad it's actually good! You can find it on Youtube [the whole film] and I recommend everyone in this thread to watch it!
Grown ups with Adam Sadler is pretty much 'dreadful' dreadful. You'll want to gouge your eyes out after that. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Anything with Sara Jessica Parker in it "
Flight of the Navigator is great though! |
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flubber with robin williams is bad,
thought hugh grant was good in a woody allen film called small time crooks ,and catch 22 ,the book is much better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm glad the hangover is getting a few mentions, I thought it was just me.
(B) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything with Sara Jessica Parker in it
Flight of the Navigator is great though!"
sp is hocus pocus!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spice Girls: the movie
Enough said |
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You people have obviously never watched Jurassic Shark or Sand Sharks........ but I'm still going with Valhalla Rising. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"but I'm still going with Valhalla Rising. "
Oh god, I'd blocked that one out! And now I've just remembered Pathfinder. Even Karl Urban and Clancy Brown couldn't save that turd. |
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over a year ago
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District 9-What an utterly shite film!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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dirty (fucking) dancing!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"District 9-What an utterly shite film!!!"
I enjoyed that. Loved the mech suit in it |
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I really like the Fast and the Furious films apart from the 2nd one that was pants. They are just the ticket when I want to watch something with good eye candy that I don't really need to think about much. |
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I am legend
Will smith
Crock of shit !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am legend
Will smith
Crock of shit !! "
wild wild west was worse
what was that film called where they hose piped the shampoo up that alien bugs arse to kill it at the end? fuck me that was so bad I cant even remember what its called |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
i am sure gilli has been mentioned as it is truely terrible...
but capt corelli's mandolin is 2hrs of my life i am never getting back....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any of the fast n furious shite
Goon,
The sweeney remake
.....many more..... |
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"I am legend
Will smith
Crock of shit !!
wild wild west was worse
what was that film called where they hose piped the shampoo up that alien bugs arse to kill it at the end? fuck me that was so bad I cant even remember what its called "
That would be Evolution
The Bigfoot Tapes.....what a load of shite that was.
Monsters....I hated that film
Anything with Jack Black "acting" in it!!! |
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There's a film called The Tapes.....that has to be one of the worst films EVER....I actually buried the DVD in the garden so I don't need to look at it ever again!!!!! |
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over a year ago
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The Wickerman remake, so so terrible, Nicholas Cage should not be allowed to act.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am legend
Will smith
Crock of shit !! "
Totally fucked it up. The book's far better |
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I liked 'I am legend' !
Another crap film I watched was 'troll hunter' boring as cinema paradise but without the sunshine. |
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over a year ago
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"Powder is an excellent film !!
That's why I'm confused, I love that film, if it's the same one. I have it on DVD, so it obviously went on general release.
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it didn't obviously go on general release. The director was arrested around the time of its release and Disney pulled it as they didnt want bad publicity. It did go out in a few cinemas but not on general release. Being released on DVD is normally a sign that a film is a massive turkey. Regardless of the controversy surrounding it, I think it is shite anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Anything with Jack Black "acting" in it!!!"
aww I love Jack Black, he's my guilty pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I liked 'I am legend' !
Another crap film I watched was 'troll hunter' boring as cinema paradise but without the sunshine. "
I hated I am Legend, thought it was utter boring dross though I was pissed at the time and kept nodding off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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grease olivia newton john and john travolta. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got to be Cloverfield, and it was on DVD.
To have gone to a cinema to see it would have been money wasted on the popcorn!
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"I am legend
Will smith
Crock of shit !!
wild wild west was worse
what was that film called where they hose piped the shampoo up that alien bugs arse to kill it at the end? fuck me that was so bad I cant even remember what its called
That would be Evolution
The Bigfoot Tapes.....what a load of shite that was.
Monsters....I hated that film
Anything with Jack Black "acting" in it!!!"
I've never seen a Jack Black, Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Jim Carey,Chevy Chase, Sean Penn film all the way through.
I went into an induced coma when they appeared on screen.
As for Nicholas Cage: only two films of his I've ever enjoyed: Con Air (on again tonight) and Driving Tess! |
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The Keith Lemmon movie, that guy just isn't funny |
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i really like jim carey, the cable guy and man on the moon are very good , but yes man is a stinker. |
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By *umpsMan
over a year ago
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Watched walter mitty..
Defintaly the top 5 worst movie. |
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over a year ago
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Titanic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"donnie darko
dogville
both shite"
Eh? |
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over a year ago
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World War Z |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only god forgives!!
Actually anything with Ryan gosling in as he hardly ever says anything! |
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over a year ago
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The Happening! Ironically nothing happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its one of the funniest films I've seen in ages but completely crap at the same time. Bad Grandpa. |
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over a year ago
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Twilight Breaking Bad part 1. I was dragged to see it on a date. I knew of Twilight but decided to go in with an open mind and review it regardless of what it's reputation is like based on my own opinion.
It sucked the big one!
Same for Movie 43 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, and Bladerunner! |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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Cherry Falls, spotted the killer in the first 5 mins of it, then crap acting and plot |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I have said it on every other thread but I cannot emphasise enough how much people need to avoid this film. Do not watch The Story of My Death.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wolf of Wall Street |
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"I'm torn between Avatar - 3 hours of my life I will never get back.
Happy Feet - sanctimonious Disney crap
Brother bear - see above
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The Anchorman - just simply not funny!!
Although my friends would argue half my DVD collection is crap because it is mostly zombie horror."
with you on the first two, with interest. Interview with a vampire, the first ( and only ) film I actually fell asleep during. I do recall the worst and most boring film I have ever watched being "The Iceman cometh", which was from a very famous playwright and probably very good on stage that did not travel at all well, when on the big screen. |
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Torque, considering the same people make fast and furious it was bad very bad. I thought scene of a H@#%&y keeping with a Y2k bike was very believable.....not, and two girls fighting bikes was worse. Only good bit was the sound of the aprillia |
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I set a new record for me last week.
Sat down to watch Phil Spector. Al Pacino , Helen Mirren and a subject I was interested in.
The opening credits rolled and before the film started it flashed on screen. This films bears no resemblance to what actually happened and is fictitious. I thought about for a second , Mirren walked on screen and I said what's the fucking point then and turned it off. I got five seconds into the film. |
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"Starship Troopers....... Just back away slowly if it comes on....phew what a stinker. "
WHAT?!?! That's a great film. Completely different to Heinlein's book and very tongue in cheek but come on...
If you want some truly awful films:
Attack of the Herbals
Nazi Zombie Death Tales
The ABCs of Death
Microwave Massacre
Curse of the Cannibal Confederates
I've seen a LOT of films and these really stand out as truly atrocious. |
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"District 9-What an utterly shite film!!!"
You can't be serious... District 9 is an awesome film on so many levels. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"District 9-What an utterly shite film!!!
You can't be serious... District 9 is an awesome film on so many levels."
District 9 was great!
Man, so many films being mentioned getting a hard time...! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a person who acknowledges I have shite movie taste, I will use your replies as a list of films to see 
Cheers guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Showgirls ....would have made a good film if they had got the casting right x |
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The Hunger Games.
I believed the hype about this film and was really disappointed. Utter crap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mega shark v giant Octopus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gravity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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American Hustle, maybe not the worst film I've ever seen but good it was boring only watched halfway through and I gave up. Thank god I was watching it with "for your consideration" popping up on the screen every ten minutes |
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over a year ago
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Cloverfield.. Biggest pile of kak ever! |
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The Sin Eater, awful film.
Wouldn't even use the dvd as a coaster it's that bad. |
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over a year ago
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Vanilla sky. I'm a reasonably intelligent person but I watched it all the way through expecting something to make sense towards the end but there was no clues anywhere. Still completely baffled and no, life us to short for me to watch it again in case I missed something. Absolute crap !! |
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insidious 2.what a crock of shit |
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Nacho Libre is the film that pops into my head when thinking of really bad films. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Epic Movie
2. The Love Guru
3. Highlander 2 (there have been only one)
4. The Room
5. The Avengers
6. White Chicks
7. Swept Away
8. Jaws : The Revenge
9. Speed 2
10. Street Fighter
this list is not exhaustive |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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I can't remember the name but it was a Polish Film about female coal miners.
I gave it the usual 15 minutes to catch my attention before heading for the post-grad union bar and was about to leave when it cut to a mass female nude shower scene.
The camera lingered for about 10 minutes while the ladies discussed their lot while scrubbing their bodies.
Needless to say I sat back to watch the rest of the film but no more nudity |
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Nearly walked out on Transformers (first one).
Wished id walked out on Scorchers many many years ago |
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over a year ago
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Phonebooth..... by a country mile |
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I like the worst/best film threads (even though three of my all time favourites have been mentioned in this one!) as often I find films to download I've never heard of.
After watching the trailer Powder is the one I'll be viewing. With the delectable Mary Steenburgen starring I can't go wrong. |
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over a year ago
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The Nun of Monza (1969).
Can't say anything about the storyline as it's based on a true story, but the (selfinflicted) mental and physical cruelty was beyond my endurance. One of the very few films I walked out of.
Blue Movie (1971)
Early Dutch attempt on a porn movie.
The most godawful acting, script, dialogue I ever witnessed. Walked out of that one as well.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Easy, water world Kevin Costner! Absolute rubbish lol jayxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I llked that one! Lol |
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For some strange reason I like Waterworld...
Love the scene with the guy in the flying helmet firing the quad .50 cals.
God I'd love to try that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Liked Waterworld, too. |
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Truly drag me to hell is the worst horror movie of all time but is one of the funniest comedies of recent years. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Love that film! jayxxx |
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