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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

What would your slogan be?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meditiate

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

saw one on facebook a while ago that said

i will not keep calm and you can fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a lady play

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

...and eat the worm....

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By *livia_KWoman  over a year ago

South London


"saw one on facebook a while ago that said

i will not keep calm and you can fuck off

"

This one gets my vote.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PANIC!

just to confuse the stupid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blame Ryan

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"saw one on facebook a while ago that said

i will not keep calm and you can fuck off

"

keep calm and go fuck yourself would be better.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

It wasn't me officer I swear I was doing 30

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush

Stalk

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Stalk"
....thought you would say keep calm and pout.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

And drink wine....lol

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By *ald6974Man  over a year ago

Manchester

...if you had a didgeridoo an I tried (w) YANKING it off would you be happy??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Call ghostbusters.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"And drink wine....lol"
how many glasses?

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By *ald6974Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"And drink wine....lolhow many glasses? "

.....glasses?? Bottles an a straw with that plz

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"And drink wine....lolhow many glasses?

.....glasses?? Bottles an a straw with that plz"

Im a tad more classy than that unless you have a curly wurly straw?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keep calm and go balls deep

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"And drink wine....lolhow many glasses? "

Just a few lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"saw one on facebook a while ago that said

i will not keep calm and you can fuck off

This one gets my vote.

"

And mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

..... and keep the faith !

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By *ald6974Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"And drink wine....lolhow many glasses?

.....glasses?? Bottles an a straw with that plzIm a tad more classy than that unless you have a curly wurly straw? "

Hmmm, now not wanting to be rude....BUT IF you suck hard enough theres lights that will go up the side....oooo errrr!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

keep calm and smile it confuses the fuck out of em

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"And drink wine....lolhow many glasses?

.....glasses?? Bottles an a straw with that plzIm a tad more classy than that unless you have a curly wurly straw?

Hmmm, now not wanting to be rude....BUT IF you suck hard enough theres lights that will go up the side....oooo errrr!!

"

Yes but do you have go faster stripes as well?

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By *ald6974Man  over a year ago

Manchester

How about:............an take a deep breath, it will only hurt for a second!

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By *ald6974Man  over a year ago

Manchester


"And drink wine....lolhow many glasses?

.....glasses?? Bottles an a straw with that plzIm a tad more classy than that unless you have a curly wurly straw?

Hmmm, now not wanting to be rude....BUT IF you suck hard enough theres lights that will go up the side....oooo errrr!!

Yes but do you have go faster stripes as well? "

Never called them stripes b4....go faster wrinkles (but only wen I smile)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

hide

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"...and eat the worm.... "

www.last.fm/music/Terrorvision/_/Tequila

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"hide "
can I seek?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keep calm, smoke a doob, and kill zombies.

Or

Keep calm, it's not like you're getting out alive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"hide can I seek? "
yeah! but how would I know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Take it like a man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keep calm and do the harlem shake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would your slogan be? "

Fuck off

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow

death is serious,everything else is peripheral.

ps can you have more than one.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

.....slap a cock.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"death is serious,everything else is peripheral.

ps can you have more than one."

Yes Saucy...let me guess...keep calm and sit on coffins?

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"What would your slogan be? "

Keep calm and keep pressing the buttons

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"death is serious,everything else is peripheral.

ps can you have more than one.Yes Saucy...let me guess...keep calm and sit on coffins? "

nope!

keep calm,death is not the end,it's just the beginning,of shagging heaven.

ps get a loan of yer grannies teeth.

cRYpTmeSsAGeS4U.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keep calm and look innocent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get my wand out

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"Keep calm and look innocent "

for you that should read,

look innocent,be bad.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why so serious.

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By *ald6974Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Keep calm..... swallowing isnt COMPULSARY!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Keep calm and they won't spot when you move in to crush 'em.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keep calm and touch your toes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Keep calm and look innocent

for you that should read,

look innocent,be bad. "

Sshhhh that innocent look lulls them into a false sense of security

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

keep calm and ................. brace yourself

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"Keep calm and look innocent

for you that should read,

look innocent,be bad.

Sshhhh that innocent look lulls them into a false sense of security "

the spider,and the web.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Drink vodka

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My cousin bought me a Keep Calm You're Only 50 mug

The day before my 51st birthday

Good job we both share a good sense of humour lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keep calm... Dont tell them Pike.... !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Keep calm .....I've got loads of lube

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Keep calm .....I've got loads of lube"
Class...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eat!

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow

keep calm,the road to hell,is full of pleasure,but a bit burny when you get there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And let out a blood curdling scream!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And let out a blood curdling scream!!!!! "

Keep calm and sex me now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And let out a blood curdling scream!!!!!

Keep calm and sex me now. "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And let out a blood curdling scream!!!!!

Keep calm and sex me now.

Nope"

Sorry didn't mean to quote you. Stupid phone.

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend


"saw one on facebook a while ago that said

i will not keep calm and you can fuck off

"

You can buy an A4 size poster of that one from EBay. I bought it and hang it next to me Open Uni course work planner. Makes me smile!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hand over the Safe!

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By *taffsfella1Man  over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Keep calm and have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kiss my arse!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would your slogan be? "

Is there a clique here???????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What would your slogan be?

Is there a clique here???????"

FFS Grabs my tin hat and waits for the onslaught

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By *attoo Lovers 69Couple  over a year ago

lowestoft

Bone it like you own it.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

act blonde,,,,,,,

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