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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just took a Parcel in for next door, their a great couple and game for a laugh so I've printed a label off and stuck it on the top which says,
Thank you for shopping at the Adult Male store, the contents may vibrate but you should not be concerned.
Please read the instructions fully before starting up this product and inserting.
Then I've stuck a smaller label on saying additional postage has been paid for by the recipient.
I'll pass it onto them at Tea time  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well I knocked on the door and gave them their parcel, Debs said thanks and off I went trying not to laugh, Mike knocked on my door a few minutes later shook my hand and said "you twat you had us both there we will get you back"
I still have tears running down my face  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I knocked on the door and gave them their parcel, Debs said thanks and off I went trying not to laugh, Mike knocked on my door a few minutes later shook my hand and said "you twat you had us both there we will get you back"
I still have tears running down my face "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well I got Home early this morning and the Neighbours have parked their Car on my drive, I can't get my Car onto the drive now and there's a note been put through the door saying, Hi Kev thanks for the Parcel see you Saturday !
Now what shall I do to get them back ? thinking about dismantling their Shed and putting it back up on their front Garden in a couple of weeks when their away again  |
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over a year ago
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Drive round a little till you find a house for sale sign ( with the little sold label on too ) .
" borrow " the sign, place it in your neighbours garden late Friday night  |
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"Drive round a little till you find a house for sale sign ( with the little sold label on too ) .
" borrow " the sign, place it in your neighbours garden late Friday night "
A 'condemned' sign would have a better impact hehehe  |
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"Drive round a little till you find a house for sale sign ( with the little sold label on too ) .
" borrow " the sign, place it in your neighbours garden late Friday night "
That's a good idea but they will know straight away, I need something a little more devious |
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over a year ago
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"Put an ad in the paper saying all their furniture is for sale, and say to apply in person because the phone has been disconnected. "
or create a profile on fabswingers including some pics from the web and include their phone number |
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