"My potato peeler. I dropped it a few months ago and it's disappeared off the face of the earth! Pretty much dismantled my kitchen looking for it! Lol "

They're fast aren't they? I am sure my side plates were on the drainer waiting to be put away. Gone.

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I think I have Borrowers. Two side plates and a knife and fork have gone missing.

I live alone. I've checked everywhere, including the washing machine. They're gone.

What other answer is possible?

What do the Borrowers take from your homes?"

Get pest control in - sort the theiving scum out!

I find things go missing when I put them somewhere safe.

Have you checked the microwave or plate warmer bit of the cooker? Down the side of the sofa?

Under the bed?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is someone collecting a picnic set?"

A Boho one where nothing matches?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"My potato peeler. I dropped it a few months ago and it's disappeared off the face of the earth! Pretty much dismantled my kitchen looking for it! Lol

They're fast aren't they? I am sure my side plates were on the drainer waiting to be put away. Gone."

They are! Maybe ill set a trap...

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ramdom i know but check the loft..i found mine up there..lol

I can't get up into my loft - the ladder and I are both too short."

That's a poor excuse. You wouldn't hear a borrower saying that as he scaled up your cupboard to the cutlery drawer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didnt lose my mind, it was mine to give away

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think I have Borrowers. Two side plates and a knife and fork have gone missing.

I live alone. I've checked everywhere, including the washing machine. They're gone.

What other answer is possible?

What do the Borrowers take from your homes?

Get pest control in - sort the theiving scum out!

I find things go missing when I put them somewhere safe.

Have you checked the microwave or plate warmer bit of the cooker? Down the side of the sofa?

Under the bed?"

I don't have a sofa but I have checked all of the other places mentioned. I've checked the bookcase, the shower, in the bed, the spare bedroom, the dishwasher (that I haven't used for 3 years) and the rubbish bin.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ramdom i know but check the loft..i found mine up there..lol

I can't get up into my loft - the ladder and I are both too short.

That's a poor excuse. You wouldn't hear a borrower saying that as he scaled up your cupboard to the cutlery drawer. "

Can they sort out the blown light bulbs if I leave a note?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It could be a Poltergoost that likes collecting various ad-hoc types of cutlery and crockery, as that's what I'd spend eternity doing.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm training one up to live in my belly button. He will be chief fluff baler.

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By *icked kittyCouple over a year ago

Uttoxeter

It's obviously a "Batteries not included " scenario mini flying sauces are plundering your kitchen in order to make baby flying sauces The borrowers thing is just too far fetched. Meow Wibble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm training one up to live in my belly button. He will be chief fluff baler."

will he be called Invictus? lol

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ramdom i know but check the loft..i found mine up there..lol

I can't get up into my loft - the ladder and I are both too short.

That's a poor excuse. You wouldn't hear a borrower saying that as he scaled up your cupboard to the cutlery drawer.

Can they sort out the blown light bulbs if I leave a note?"

Only if the whole extended family is living there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

they'll be in my teenage son's bedroom

every bloomin thing that goes missing in my house i find somewhere in there - under the matress, behind the wardrobe, smothered by the pile of festering PE kit (bleurgh)...

.. everything that is apart from the missing loo rolls...

.. He kindly stacked them up in my fridge! (no really!)

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

It is annoying. When you find things it all seems so obvious.

Also a certainty that things are found in the last place you thought of looking.

That's because once you've found it you stop looking

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By *heffmMan over a year ago

sheffield

The tv remote, and they have a habbit of leaving it in the fridge... Little buggers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno about the borrowers but one by one the penguins steal my sanity.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Dunno about the borrowers but one by one the penguins steal my sanity."

Penguins wouldn't do that. Biscuits, yes but not your sanity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Socks ... They just vanish and I'm always left with single ones

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"It's obviously a "Batteries not included " scenario mini flying sauces are plundering your kitchen in order to make baby flying sauces The borrowers thing is just too far fetched. Meow Wibble

Love that film!!!

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By *obandruthCouple over a year ago

wolverhampton

scrap man been round wile you where asleep

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Socks, knickers.

I've had a dress and a couple of tops disappear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tea spoons! "

Socks always missing socks after washing

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Socks, knickers.

I've had a dress and a couple of tops disappear

My cat used to steal my bras.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Socks x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dunno about the borrowers but one by one the penguins steal my sanity.

Penguins wouldn't do that. Biscuits, yes but not your sanity."

Oh they do. Come in my room every night and stick a straw in my ear into my brain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single socks, my favourite French knickers, a can of hairspray (Last seen at MissCheekyChops') numerous DVDs, and a really expensive bedding set!

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Socks, knickers.

I've had a dress and a couple of tops disappear

My cat used to steal my bras."

My pooch would be able to make a hammock out of them for her, she's very talented

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ramdom i know but check the loft..i found mine up there..lol

I can't get up into my loft - the ladder and I are both too short."

you know what they say about people when they say "the ladders don't quite reach the loft" don't you

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Ramdom i know but check the loft..i found mine up there..lol

I can't get up into my loft - the ladder and I are both too short.

you know what they say about people when they say "the ladders don't quite reach the loft" don't you"

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By *pecifically1Woman over a year ago

Hull

"I think I have Borrowers. Two side plates and a knife and fork have gone missing.

I live alone. I've checked everywhere, including the washing machine. They're gone.

What other answer is possible?

What do the Borrowers take from your homes?"

May I ask why you checked the washing machine???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Socks!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think I have Borrowers. Two side plates and a knife and fork have gone missing.

I live alone. I've checked everywhere, including the washing machine. They're gone.

What other answer is possible?

What do the Borrowers take from your homes?

May I ask why you checked the washing machine???

My sister suggested I check the dishwasher and once I started I felt I had to look everywhere. I checked the fridge, the freezer, the microwave and the cutlery drawer too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of my best frocks has disappeared

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"One of my best frocks has disappeared

Have you checked whether the shoes that go with said best frock are still there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Socks ... They just vanish and I'm always left with single ones

Ohhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooops I can solve that mystery ..................... my pussy brings in odd socks every night ...... as well as other things .....

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Ramdom i know but check the loft..i found mine up there..lol

I can't get up into my loft - the ladder and I are both too short."

This may sound a wee bit leftfield,and I'm thinking your growing days maybe behind you,and with you being female,meaning logic has no place in your life,may I suggest you

GET A BIGGER LADDER!!!!

No need to thank me,I'm here to help,

It's what I do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't get me started on socks, even new pairs, one goes missing. That's why I don't wear them

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By *aceytopWoman over a year ago

from a town near you

cheese grater,cant find mine anywhere i think its escaped with my wooden spoon

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