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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago
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Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,
Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx  |
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over a year ago
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"Yes ... I met a lovely lady in the post office
I held the door open and she said ' thank you'
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Best place to meet older people I find ! Or your local oap day center !  |
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over a year ago
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I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ??  |
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"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ?? $
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Do you say the same answers or vary them? |
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"Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,
Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx "
Grasshopper...I trust you are wearing reinforced jockstrap...as the olduns don't like being referred to as "old". |
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"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ?? $
-)
Do you say the same answers or vary them?"
Nooooo I give the dame answers CIS to her it's as if its the first time we've had the conversation!! Altho eventually I usually say ' Peggy that's the fifth time we've had this convo in last hour! '
She knows she's losing it n we laugh about it (well wot else can ya do! )  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older" "
Hmmmmmmm well I guess to a snitty 13 year old gal wiv pigtails buck teeth teenage spots n an ' I'm a proper little madam' attitude YOU would seem old and ME - well I would b viewed as older than GOD hahahahaha. It's all just relative innit cos to me u would seem like a young lady!! |
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over a year ago
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"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.  "
Consider your wrists slapped young man - naughty step for 21 minutes ! |
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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago
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"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.
Consider your wrists slapped young man - naughty step for 21 minutes ! "
Only a slapped wrist?  |
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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago
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"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.
Personally I don't take offence .... I even call myself an old girl ! And that's coz men older than me just don't do it for me anymore !!!!! so good luck hun and personally I'm glad you had a good time with the old girl lol "
Thank you and good cause i dont want to upset anyone x |
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"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.
Consider your wrists slapped young man - naughty step for 21 minutes !
Only a slapped wrist? "
Flippin eck! You've got off lightly there..... !! |
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By *adboy91 OP Man
over a year ago
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"The term "older woman" was not ment to offend anyone, i just used it as woman was older than i, woman i met was 43, which i know is not old but is older than my self.
Consider your wrists slapped young man - naughty step for 21 minutes !
Only a slapped wrist?
Flippin eck! You've got off lightly there..... !! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,
Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx "
Go to your local bingo hall and give out leaflets saying you are after older ladies for fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ?? "
Is she hot ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,
Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx
Go to your local bingo hall and give out leaflets saying you are after older ladies for fun."
Nah, that won't work. They keep closing Bingo Halls cos all the silver surfers are doin' it online now!
I reckon a sneaky visit to Age Concern might get the OP sorted...
ted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ??
Is she hot ? "
Well she definitely was in tesco's on wednesday n had to take her jacket off but I think it was more of a hot flush lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sweet baby Jesus how I detest being called "older"
My immediate reaction too , but probably applies to most of the women on here given the op's tender years. 
He's the same age as my youngest! "
He's 3 years younger than my youngest  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ??
Is she hot ?
Well she definitely was in tesco's on wednesday n had to take her jacket off but I think it was more of a hot flush lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ?? $
-)
Do you say the same answers or vary them?"
I think this is so sweet of you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ?? $
-)
Do you say the same answers or vary them?
I think this is so sweet of you xx"
A quick little story for u. Altho she has dementia she can b very quick still with ripostes to things
Other week in Tesco I'm showing her this lovely looking choc cake covered in sum gold spray stuff n I said:-
'oh look Peggy it's called billionaire's tart '
Quick as a flash she replied:-
'oh I wish I was a billionaire's tart! '  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ?? "
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I was getting to the 'meh' stage with all this talk of older, mature, GILF, MILF cougar bollocks when I noticed I had a message and it was from a young man asking if I was interested in some fantasy role-play.
Mother/son role-play.
*insert green and bilious smiley*
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was getting to the 'meh' stage with all this talk of older, mature, GILF, MILF cougar bollocks when I noticed I had a message and it was from a young man asking if I was interested in some fantasy role-play.
Mother/son role-play.
*insert green and bilious smiley*
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Oh dear me. Poor confused boy. Did you point out to him that his Oedipul desires can be treated with therapy ? |
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"I was getting to the 'meh' stage with all this talk of older, mature, GILF, MILF cougar bollocks when I noticed I had a message and it was from a young man asking if I was interested in some fantasy role-play.
Mother/son role-play.
*insert green and bilious smiley*
Oh dear me. Poor confused boy. Did you point out to him that his Oedipul desires can be treated with therapy ? "
There was a tiny, tiny part of me that was ameliorated because he was actually young enough to be an offspring and not a brother. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was getting to the 'meh' stage with all this talk of older, mature, GILF, MILF cougar bollocks when I noticed I had a message and it was from a young man asking if I was interested in some fantasy role-play.
Mother/son role-play.
*insert green and bilious smiley*
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EEK! Oh no no no that's just not right is it lol. If someone asked me for granddaddy versus granddaughter/grandson play I'd b out the door.... er......er.........I think!!  |
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"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ?? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love being the older woman about 85% of the guys i meet or get in touch are least 5 years younger or more, Nothing better than having a good energetic toyboy in bed....
I do love a good energetic 52yr old too... best put that in sorry Ted |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,
Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx
Go to your local bingo hall and give out leaflets saying you are after older ladies for fun.
Nah, that won't work. They keep closing Bingo Halls cos all the silver surfers are doin' it online now!
I reckon a sneaky visit to Age Concern might get the OP sorted...
ted."
Get yourself booked on a SAGA holiday or a weekend break lol crikey years ago I worked in Austria in summer for a travel company ,not SAGA i was to young lol and omg the amount of older women together after a few shandys that would want to get into my pants ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,
Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx
Go to your local bingo hall and give out leaflets saying you are after older ladies for fun.
Nah, that won't work. They keep closing Bingo Halls cos all the silver surfers are doin' it online now!
I reckon a sneaky visit to Age Concern might get the OP sorted...
ted.
Get yourself booked on a SAGA holiday or a weekend break lol crikey years ago I worked in Austria in summer for a travel company ,not SAGA i was to young lol and omg the amount of older women together after a few shandys that would want to get into my pants ha ha "
...Or Wallace Arnold coach holidays or - even better! - Lochs n' Glens! Bet he'd never be short of a 'bed for the night' on one of them!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Like a bleeding minefield of political correctness once ya use the 'o' word where the ladies are concerned innit lol  "
Depends entirely which 'o' word you are using! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ?? $
-)
Do you say the same answers or vary them?
I think this is so sweet of you xx
A quick little story for u. Altho she has dementia she can b very quick still with ripostes to things
Other week in Tesco I'm showing her this lovely looking choc cake covered in sum gold spray stuff n I said:-
'oh look Peggy it's called billionaire's tart '
Quick as a flash she replied:-
'oh I wish I was a billionaire's tart! ' "
Now thats just rude lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ?? $
-)
Do you say the same answers or vary them?
I think this is so sweet of you xx
A quick little story for u. Altho she has dementia she can b very quick still with ripostes to things
Other week in Tesco I'm showing her this lovely looking choc cake covered in sum gold spray stuff n I said:-
'oh look Peggy it's called billionaire's tart '
Quick as a flash she replied:-
'oh I wish I was a billionaire's tart! '
Now thats just rude lol"
Another favourite saying of her's is. If yr pregnant n have a daughter call her marigold - n hope she does |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a older woman, loved it, didnt play just had a few drinks and was lovely being in great company. Would love to meet more older woman but lets see how i get on,
Anyone else had any good meets lately? Xx
Go to your local bingo hall and give out leaflets saying you are after older ladies for fun.
Nah, that won't work. They keep closing Bingo Halls cos all the silver surfers are doin' it online now!
I reckon a sneaky visit to Age Concern might get the OP sorted...
ted.
Get yourself booked on a SAGA holiday or a weekend break lol crikey years ago I worked in Austria in summer for a travel company ,not SAGA i was to young lol and omg the amount of older women together after a few shandys that would want to get into my pants ha ha
...Or Wallace Arnold coach holidays or - even better! - Lochs n' Glens! Bet he'd never be short of a 'bed for the night' on one of them!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I meet the same older woman every Wednesday at 2 pm. She is 89 next month and my neighbor, but still very active, upright and moves with ease !!!
I take her shopping to Tesco
She is now showing signs of advanced dementia so in a space of about 3 hours we have the same conversation 5/6 times bless her
Does she count? ?? $
-)
Do you say the same answers or vary them?
I think this is so sweet of you xx
A quick little story for u. Altho she has dementia she can b very quick still with ripostes to things
Other week in Tesco I'm showing her this lovely looking choc cake covered in sum gold spray stuff n I said:-
'oh look Peggy it's called billionaire's tart '
Quick as a flash she replied:-
'oh I wish I was a billionaire's tart! ' "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Like a bleeding minefield of political correctness once ya use the 'o' word where the ladies are concerned innit lol "
Some women are uptight and take offence at any little thing....
Some women don't..... |
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