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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Report to your fire marshall and assemble on the corner.

You can only take what you're holding right now.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A lit cig.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lit cig."

so you started the fire.... Lol

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By *livia_KWoman over a year ago

South London

A lip balm

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My left boob.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mouse!

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By *hoosy_strumpetCouple over a year ago

W S AREA

"A lit cig."

lit cig here aswell!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Reporting for duty, I've brought ma helmet as well Miss

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By *mm and EssCouple over a year ago

Truro

Ess holding iPad, Emms got a coffee, we are good to go...

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

My lippy

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"A lit cig.

so you started the fire.... Lol"

Whoops!

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By *un_JuiceCouple over a year ago

Nr Chester

A whoopee cushion

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By *opping_candyWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

My phone

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A lit cig.

so you started the fire.... Lol

Whoops!"

We're all standing outside with the smokers now.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A whoopee cushion"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My handbrake

(I'm not driving I'm just having a rank)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"A lit cig.

so you started the fire.... Lol

Whoops!

We're all standing outside with the smokers now."

where's the Health and Safety Rep..?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Vodka

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"My lippy"

Thought I'd snogged all that off you about an hour ago

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"A lit cig.

so you started the fire.... Lol

Whoops!

We're all standing outside with the smokers now.

where's the Health and Safety Rep..?"

Having a cheeky fag with us.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My handbrake

(I'm not driving I'm just having a rank)"

Having a 'rank' in public?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My lippy"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"A lit cig.

so you started the fire.... Lol

Whoops!

We're all standing outside with the smokers now.

where's the Health and Safety Rep..?

Having a cheeky fag with us.

bloody typical..

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Tub of Haagen Dazs

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"My handbrake

(I'm not driving I'm just having a rank)

Having a 'rank' in public?"

or a 'J Arthur'..

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Tub of Haagen Dazs"

No spoon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My handbrake

(I'm not driving I'm just having a rank)

Having a 'rank' in public?"

I rank in public all the time, although when I have a rank at euston it's underground and a bit secluded.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Left boob and Haagan Dazs appear to be the most interesting things rescued.

Has anyone helped the less able?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Left boob and Haagan Dazs appear to be the most interesting things rescued.

Has anyone helped the less able?"

I would have but I wasn't holding one at the time.

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By *azzaahhWoman over a year ago

north wales / chester

My phone

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By *utumnWoman over a year ago

leeds

Hazlenut yoghurt anyone! Bring your own spoon!

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

Ma bawbag ..... an a half d*unk cup e tea ......

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

A piece of fried chicken

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"My handbrake

(I'm not driving I'm just having a rank)

Having a 'rank' in public?"

Errrr sorry Miss, my hose is in my hands as well

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ma bawbag ..... an a half d*unk cup e tea ......

Both hands full then?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A piece of fried chicken

This late? Is it wrapped in an oatcake?

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple over a year ago

Southport

Can I bring my blanket with me?

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

"Ma bawbag ..... an a half d*unk cup e tea ......

Both hands full then?"

LOL ..... errrr naw .... am usin ma scrotex as a tea cosy ......

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