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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

As a member of the opposite sex, besides the obvious, what's the first thing you would do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fart, feel quite proud at how offensive the damm thing smelt, scratch my bollocks and then toss one out

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"As a member of the opposite sex, besides the obvious, what's the first thing you would do? "
wank

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

Go and fuck myself .... its been suggested .....

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Pee standing up!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Go and fuck myself .... its been suggested .....

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Nooooo...the very idea!

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By *livia_KWoman over a year ago

South London

Enjoy the convenience of being able to pee standing up! Then I'd fuck a woman to see how it felt from a man's perspective.

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Surprise my Husband by waking him up by sticking my new cock up his Arse !!!

And wipe it on the curtains..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go and fuck myself .... its been suggested .....

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Have a good cry probably

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By *urreyfun2008Man over a year ago

East Grinstead

Create a new profile and prepare for the onslaught of email

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wank.. Morning glory and all that jizz haha!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

mmmm boobs do they work when you grope yourself . think i can work a clit and where is that g spot woo hoo lets hope im not due on

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By *un_JuiceCouple over a year ago

Nr Chester

The housework.

Tin hat

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Wank.. Morning glory and all that jizz haha!

Tell my "husband" to get the garden done.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

oh join fabs again and wait for all those messages

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"The housework.

Tin hat

Make me a sandwich while you're at it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd go lick some lesbo fanny

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By *he_original_poloWoman over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"As a member of the opposite sex, besides the obvious, what's the first thing you would do? "

I don't like the sound of this... I'd have to start the subtle ego boosting, pretending to be genuinely interested and all that bollox just to get a shag.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd wink every female within a 300 mile radius, upload 500 almost identical pics of my dripping cock then start a thread asking for profile advice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"As a member of the opposite sex, besides the obvious, what's the first thing you would do?

I don't like the sound of this... I'd have to start the subtle ego boosting, pretending to be genuinely interested and all that bollox just to get a shag."

awwwww xxx

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By *livia_KWoman over a year ago

South London

"I'd wink every female within a 300 mile radius, upload 500 almost identical pics of my dripping cock then start a thread asking for profile advice."

This made me LAFF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id go have my first lesbian experience