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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?
The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.
The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the gym before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss!
Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.
The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.
"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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Brilliant. We must all laugh at ourselves and take it in context. The Irish are always the butt of heckling too, what matters is people can take any counter punches back. Top joke that x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not saying my blonde friend is stupid, but when I asked why she was sat at the kitchen table staring at a carton of orange juice she replied:
"Well, it does say concentrate"
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