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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
I am a lover of swearing. But other than stringing expletetives together I'm not very imaginative.
One of my favourites recently was hearing someone use 'fucktard'.
What's your favourite imaginative profanity?
Ps, if you don't like swearing click off now as some posts may offend you.  |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone  "
There is a disclaimer in the header. Swear away.
Oh, and for the eagle eyed there's a spelling mistake too.  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone
There is a disclaimer in the header. Swear away.
Oh, and for the eagle eyed there's a spelling mistake too. "
I think it sounds better that way tbh |
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone
There is a disclaimer in the header. Swear away.
Oh, and for the eagle eyed there's a spelling mistake too.
I think it sounds better that way tbh "
I got a bit carried away!! LOL |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone
There is a disclaimer in the header. Swear away.
Oh, and for the eagle eyed there's a spelling mistake too.
I think it sounds better that way tbh
I got a bit carried away!! LOL"
Its like trying to stop spelling bananananana. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bitch is a bitch
So if I'm poor or rich
I talk in the exact same pitch
Now, the title bitch don't apply to all women
But all women have a little bitch in 'em.........
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone
There is a disclaimer in the header. Swear away.
Oh, and for the eagle eyed there's a spelling mistake too.
I think it sounds better that way tbh
I got a bit carried away!! LOL
Its like trying to stop spelling bananananana."
LOL Nanny Ogg in Witches Abroad! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I can't say as it uses the ' C' word and usually it offends someone
There is a disclaimer in the header. Swear away.
Oh, and for the eagle eyed there's a spelling mistake too.
I think it sounds better that way tbh
I got a bit carried away!! LOL
Its like trying to stop spelling bananananana.
LOL Nanny Ogg in Witches Abroad!"
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By *B9 Queen OP Woman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Fuckingbastardingthing said whilst hitting my printer quite often.
fuckerydoodah
and cuntybollox
Cuntybollox is a great one. "
Yup agree.
So, thus far I've pinched fucktard, and will be stealing clusterfuck and cuntybollox. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How could i forget my favourite term of endearment for a few people i know 
Twathead i love it but i have to be careful as when my lil un was about 5 we were on a busy train and one of the lads was annoying her by pinching a toy and keeping it out of her reach...she got so mad and screamed twathead at him at the top of her lungs...my mother was furious and the lilun looked at her and said matter of factly "mum says it all the time" i didn't realise i do and the kids had picked it up...so i am more careful these days |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"Used to work at a place where the boss was generally known as "old bollock chops" due to the amount of cock he used to talk "
My boss is known as Bollock chops, the boy blunder.
I like some of the inventive, non repetitive, longer insults.
"he was a syphilitic goat fucker with a cock like a weiner willy with warts, his mother should have stuck to anal sex on the night of his misbegotten conception and saved the world from such a bollock brained fuckwit of a fucktatded, fucked up fucker."
Alteration is good too |
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Another one that myself and a friend both lay claim to was this gem, which was in response to us getting our heads together when challenged to come up with the best insult.... without using swearwords.
"You wern't brought up, you were a rancid throatful of vulture phlegm, that was gobbed onto a gatepost, and hatched in the sun".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What kind of creature bore you? Was it some kind of bat? They can't think of a good word for you .... I can ... TWAT
JCC.
Love that word ... and the proper version of Chickentown ... every second word 'fucking' |
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"What kind of creature bore you? Was it some kind of bat? They can't think of a good word for you .... I can ... TWAT
JCC.
Love that word ... and the proper version of Chickentown ... every second word 'fucking' "
John Cooper-Clarke is a legend....  |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I use cock jockey ,,, for people that drive badly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What kind of creature bore you? Was it some kind of bat? They can't think of a good word for you .... I can ... TWAT
JCC.
Love that word ... and the proper version of Chickentown ... every second word 'fucking'
John Cooper-Clarke is a legend.... "
Absofuckinglutely ! ... his stuff should be on the school syllabus |
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I dont think anyone has mentioned it but I read it in another thread...sorry for stealing it from the originator but I absolutely love to see the puzzled face of someone I call a:
TWUNT (twat + Cunt) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why don't u fuck the fuck off is one of mine and I just love bollocks as its such a deep and woody word. My aunti always said when shocked, well shunt my trucks which isn't bad just funny |
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By *antyfetishTV/TS
over a year ago
Collooney/Sligo/Dublin |
"I have been known to make whole sentences from swears. One of my favourites is.
Fuck of you shitty arsed cunt.
Which explains why you lost your job as a Gynaecologist "
i have to hand that to you..lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My favourite is vulvatron, someone who can't even get been a cunt right and so is a pale man made version of one
Other ones that fall out of my mouth in fits of anger are piss sniffing arse face, dogs knob, and dog wanker
For example your driving like a piss sniffing arse face you giant dog wanking vulvatron |
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