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not clever,,!!

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

So I m working away and the lady says to me " i m just nipping out, help yourself to tea or coffee,," " thank you,," says me

So kitchen found, cup, kettle boiled, coffee jar picked up 1 x spoonful in cup milk poured,,

Blerugh,,,!!! ,,, even my coffee isnt that bad,,

Own up who put gravy granules in the coffee jar,,

Whats the worst thing you ve d*unk,,??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My brother got me a glass of after taking a big gulp realised it was a glass of vinegar.

MissD

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A litre of donkey piss.

I am 50k richer for it though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing worse than rank coffee..

Or worse still, cheap n nasty shops own tea!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A litre of donkey piss.

I am 50k richer for it though

So who had to drink the spunk?

And with all that dosh - when's the party????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A litre of donkey piss.

I am 50k richer for it though

So who had to drink the spunk?

And with all that dosh - when's the party????

Hottiebottie had the spunk, it dribbled all down her chin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A litre of donkey piss.

I am 50k richer for it though

So who had to drink the spunk?

And with all that dosh - when's the party????

Hottiebottie had the spunk, it dribbled all down her chin. "

Perfect! Hope you split the winnings!

She can get that outfit sorted for the Kent social now!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A litre of donkey piss.

I am 50k richer for it though

There was a guy that used to go round "minesweeping" at the Rockhouse club in Derby. One night we left a pint of piss on the side..........

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By *els_BellsWoman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Tomato juice urgh

And Redbull. Not together!

Just a waft of redbull makes me heave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not at my sharpest, 3 days in to a festival and having had almost no sleep in that time i once put salt in my tea...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a morning in work i always have black coffee with a top up of cold water....i once topped it up with lemon n lime water that wasn't too good.

And absinthe omg that is horrendous and it made me fall off my chair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not at my sharpest, 3 days in to a festival and having had almost no sleep in that time i once put salt in my tea..."

I used to run a sgts mess , remember the night of a very important regimental dinner and I didn't check the sugar bowls. Someone had mistakenly put salt not sugar in some. Blooming glad it wasn't to top table that got them and when I apologised to RSM after he hadn't even noticed. Lesson learnt though don't rely on people knowing what they are doing.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Southern Comfort and Cherry B - think it was called psycho killer. Tasted alright but I certainly lost a lot of time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A friend of ours unsuspectingly took a swig of his pint in a nightclub ....only to discover that some charming person had thrown up in it....

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"A litre of donkey piss.

I am 50k richer for it though

*Giggles*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lambrini!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm... coffee and a side small glass of absinthe is brilliant. Absolutely love it. An acquired taste though ... and it helps if you've lived in Paris

"In a morning in work i always have black coffee with a top up of cold water....i once topped it up with lemon n lime water that wasn't too good.

And absinthe omg that is horrendous and it made me fall off my chair

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"A friend of ours unsuspectingly took a swig of his pint in a nightclub ....only to discover that some charming person had thrown up in it...."

I've just been sick in my mouth a little!

Can't remember the programme, one of those young folk going nuts in the sun types, and one of the party pieces was a drink: piss, spunk and a nugget of shit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In work someone maliciously put pepper in the jar of coffee. So when the doctors got their cuppa it was spat right out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Many moons ago I was assistant manager of a bar in town. The manager and I were a couple (you could get away with it then!) and one night I was in with some friends and rather intoxicated. He decided to make me a cocktail that I'd "love". Rum, Gin, red Aftershock, redbull and .

It tasted like a bad cough medicine and I managed to drink it all down and pretended that it was really nice - it wasn't nice on the way back up!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watched someone down what he thought was his drink, but was actually a half full glass that people had been chucking their cigarette butts in.

Didn't stay down long.

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