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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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just a random thought before i retire to my pit..... what is the most unusual item you have seen men on here use to show the size their penis against .... most often used that i have seen is a Lynx can of deodorant lol just wondered and think it looks awful in pics  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I thought i'd follow the 'in crowd' and post a pic of me with a red bull can!!
Sadly I seem to have forgotten to include my cock in the shot! Doh!!  "
... lmao i had to check and you have hahahahaha . well done very good !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vegetables of course
Silk
But how would we know if it's a normal sized carrot or a baby carrot?  "
You'd pray that the baby carrot fulfils it's potential and grows up one day. Then we'd know it's a fully grown  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was last in Paris i was laid down naked in da road trying to use the Eiffel tower as a measure but a bleeding gendarme hoiked me off to clink grrrrr. Everyone's a critic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But how would we know if it's a normal sized carrot or a baby carrot?
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Or even a Jasper Carrott? Didn't he have really small hands? That would help make it look bigger.
Oh, hang on. That was Jeremy Beadle. 
Don't mind me... |
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But how would we know if it's a normal sized carrot or a baby carrot?
Or even a Jasper Carrott? Didn't he have really small hands? That would help make it look bigger.
Oh, hang on. That was Jeremy Beadle.
Don't mind me..."
Jeremy beadle had a massive cock!
On the other hand it was quite small. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But how would we know if it's a normal sized carrot or a baby carrot?
Or even a Jasper Carrott? Didn't he have really small hands? That would help make it look bigger.
Oh, hang on. That was Jeremy Beadle.
Don't mind me..."
Jeremy Beadle? On the one hand his cock was huge.
On the other hand......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But how would we know if it's a normal sized carrot or a baby carrot?
Or even a Jasper Carrott? Didn't he have really small hands? That would help make it look bigger.
Oh, hang on. That was Jeremy Beadle.
Don't mind me...
Jeremy beadle had a massive cock!
On the other hand it was quite small. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jeremy Beadle? On the one hand his cock was huge.
On the other hand.........
:D Ninja'd by Scottichrich! :D"
Damn you slow internet connection!! 
But great minds and all that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Funny when people say I have a 9" cock but then the ruler starts at 2" at the base of there cock, or said can of coca cola, you can only read " la cola" haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't help but find those pics amusing. I honestly couldn't take someone seriously with a pic of their cock with a lynx can, remote, or beer tin sat at the side of their cock!!
Pics like that are only useful for a giggle... To me anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bwahahaha!!!!
Not exactly unusual items, but we just had a messaage from some lothario that was just a winky smiley, and two cock pics...
Yup, you guessed it - one with a sky remote, another with a bottle of lucozade.
This guy's imagination and effort is beyond words. Obviously he thought so too, and figured that typing ';' followed by ')' would be enough to captivate us.
*claps slowly* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A toy fireman sam 
I guess he was just on hand "
When your cock gets big and hard
Fireman Sam will stand on guard
If you need a measuring stick
Fireman Sam will do the trick!
He's always there on hand
Fireman Sam!
Just gotta get your dick to stand
Fireman Sam!
You can not ignore - Sam gets you laid, that's for sure!  |
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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago
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"Bwahahaha!!!!
Not exactly unusual items, but we just had a messaage from some lothario that was just a winky smiley, and two cock pics...
Yup, you guessed it - one with a sky remote, another with a bottle of lucozade.
This guy's imagination and effort is beyond words. Obviously he thought so too, and figured that typing ';' followed by ')' would be enough to captivate us.
*claps slowly*"
OMG... I hope it was Sky Plus and not the older analogue variant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bwahahaha!!!!
Not exactly unusual items, but we just had a messaage from some lothario that was just a winky smiley, and two cock pics...
Yup, you guessed it - one with a sky remote, another with a bottle of lucozade.
This guy's imagination and effort is beyond words. Obviously he thought so too, and figured that typing ';' followed by ')' would be enough to captivate us.
*claps slowly*
OMG... I hope it was Sky Plus and not the older analogue variant "
Oh, of course! His parents have obviously got a comfortable income. :D
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