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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We all know the legend that is Chuck Norris and all know what he has achieved in his life, for example:
Making an onion cry,
Counting to infinity - twice,
Drying his clothes underwater
What chuck Norris tales do u know:
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Used to be in "straight to video" macho man films that Stallone, Diesel, Van Damme and Seagal would not even lower themselves to." ooo that chuck norris.............no never heard if him
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"We all know the legend that is Chuck Norris and all know what he has achieved in his life, for example:
Counting to infinity - twice,
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Why would he have to do this twice?
'Cos even on the first attempt, he'd still be counting?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We all know the legend that is Chuck Norris and all know what he has achieved in his life, for example:
Making an onion cry,
Counting to infinity - twice,
Drying his clothes underwater
What chuck Norris tales do u know:
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For some classic Chuck facts - check this!
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/171519 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He also made a film with bruce lee didn't he, can't remember which one."
He was in Way of the Dragon ...NOT Enter The Dragon.
I only know that because of that fucktard computer geek in "The Office" said it in an episode!! |
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By *BC TWOCouple (MM)
over a year ago
Leicester / Birmingham /Bucks |
"We all know the legend that is Chuck Norris and all know what he has achieved in his life, for example:
Counting to infinity - twice,
Why would he have to do this twice?
'Cos even on the first attempt, he'd still be counting?! "
Lol you don't get it do you?
Anyway here's a good one...Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down |
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