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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
There is a medical distinction.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls,
but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS
Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''
Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS
Is coming home late after a night out with the boys,smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say:
''You're next,fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,
since both ultimately result in death.  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I thought having the balls was waking her up at 5 am, giving her one up the ass and asking her if her mate is as tight when your half way through "
MM, then lose your balls and the OH will wear them as earrings  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"I thought having the balls was waking her up at 5 am, giving her one up the ass and asking her if her mate is as tight when your half way through
MM, then lose your balls and the OH will wear them as earrings "
you can read my mind !!!! lol |
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