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the looser bench (also known at the party pouffe) part two
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"Faster or slower bounce? Just so you can get doughnuts...in fact I know I guy who has a weird doughnut storage system but eminently eatable (so I'm told)"
Can we try it at different tempos... just to see which works best for the doughnuts, of course.....  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I have more booze!!!
and cock rings (they were on offer) 
Candy ones? 
My cock ring is a cinnamon doughnut!
Part nibbled  "
Eww! The only doughnuts i nibble or place on peoples moobs are sprinkle ones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have more booze!!!
and cock rings (they were on offer) "
They're not cock-rings DC - they're donuts!
Although given the size of the average hole in a ring donut - leave em for a week and they'd make usable cock rings i'm sure! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This pouffe...will there be a buffet?
dunno but u can eat me dolphin man
A cute 'n' sassy pouffet buffet?
(say really quickly) :D"
oh hush talking n get on with it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have more booze!!!
and cock rings (they were on offer)
They're not cock-rings DC - they're donuts!
Although given the size of the average hole in a ring donut - leave em for a week and they'd make usable cock rings i'm sure! "
false advertisement that is!!!
right, who's putting one on? quite fancy a donut |
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"I have more booze!!!
and cock rings (they were on offer)
Candy ones?
My cock ring is a cinnamon doughnut!
Part nibbled
Eww! The only doughnuts i nibble or
place on peoples moobs are sprinkle
ones "
Obi-fox!!!!!!!!! I didn't know!!!! How exciting!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have more booze!!!
and cock rings (they were on offer)
Candy ones?
they had all sorts, I got a selection
Good - I quite like the idea of biting one and letting it *ping* back
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ooooh you devil! I like your style! (and your norks  ) |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
"We can't help but wonder where this pink limo is heading!
Well for me, a cul-de-sac cos I'm off for a shower n bed. Night all!"
Night steve - I'm for bed myself, night all you sexy people  |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I have more booze!!!
and cock rings (they were on offer)
Candy ones?
they had all sorts, I got a selection
Good - I quite like the idea of biting one and letting it *ping* back
ooooh you devil! I like your style! (and your norks )"
Naught wrong with keeping them on there toes - or curled up in a ball clutching their bollocks! - now and then
And ditto! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We can't help but wonder where this pink limo is heading!
Well for me, a cul-de-sac cos I'm off for a shower n bed. Night all!
Night steve - I'm for bed myself, night all you sexy people "
Pah! The youth of today - can't handle their late Monday nights!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have more booze!!!
and cock rings (they were on offer)
Candy ones?
they had all sorts, I got a selection
Good - I quite like the idea of biting one and letting it *ping* back
ooooh you devil! I like your style! (and your norks )
Naught wrong with keeping them on there toes - or curled up in a ball clutching their bollocks! - now and then
And ditto! "
you are bad! (but I rather like it)
I'm a shameless flirt! And I can't even blame the tequila! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We can't help but wonder where this pink limo is heading!
Well for me, a cul-de-sac cos I'm off for a shower n bed. Night all!
Night steve - I'm for bed myself, night all you sexy people
Pah! The youth of today - can't handle their late Monday nights!! "
more booze and nibbles for us |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag? "
Oh go on then! Just don't think i'm wearing a candy cock ring! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
*puts hand up really high* "
holy fuck I've pulled!!!!
Get in!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
Oh go on then! Just don't think i'm wearing a candy cock ring! "
spoil sport! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
*puts hand up really high*
holy fuck I've pulled!!!!
Get in!!! "
Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
*puts hand up really high*
holy fuck I've pulled!!!!
Get in!!!
Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per "
let me pour you a drink! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
*puts hand up really high*
holy fuck I've pulled!!!!
Get in!!!
Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per
let me pour you a drink! "
I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
*puts hand up really high*
holy fuck I've pulled!!!!
Get in!!!
Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per
let me pour you a drink!
I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight "
we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-) |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
*puts hand up really high*
holy fuck I've pulled!!!!
Get in!!!
Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per
let me pour you a drink!
I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight
we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)"
Hello!!!!
Does it involve major norkage? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
*puts hand up really high*
holy fuck I've pulled!!!!
Get in!!!
Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per
let me pour you a drink!
I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight
we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)
Hello!!!!
Does it involve major norkage? "
Do you pair need a fluffer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
*puts hand up really high*
holy fuck I've pulled!!!!
Get in!!!
Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per
let me pour you a drink!
I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight
we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)
Hello!!!!
Does it involve major norkage?
Do you pair need a fluffer? "
did you not see the words "major norkage" ?? would you need a fluffer? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
*puts hand up really high*
holy fuck I've pulled!!!!
Get in!!!
Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per
let me pour you a drink!
I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight
we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)
Hello!!!!
Does it involve major norkage?
Do you pair need a fluffer?
did you not see the words "major norkage" ?? would you need a fluffer? "
He's using his bollocks brains tonight - he can't think logically with them!!
Anyway - about those norks . . . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
*puts hand up really high*
holy fuck I've pulled!!!!
Get in!!!
Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per
let me pour you a drink!
I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight
we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)
Hello!!!!
Does it involve major norkage?
Do you pair need a fluffer?
did you not see the words "major norkage" ?? would you need a fluffer?
He's using his bollocks brains tonight - he can't think logically with them!!
Anyway - about those norks . . . "
I'm off to bed, you coming? |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
*puts hand up really high*
holy fuck I've pulled!!!!
Get in!!!
Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per
let me pour you a drink!
I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight
we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)
Hello!!!!
Does it involve major norkage?
Do you pair need a fluffer?
did you not see the words "major norkage" ?? would you need a fluffer?
He's using his bollocks brains tonight - he can't think logically with them!!
Anyway - about those norks . . .
I'm off to bed, you coming? "
Be rude not to
I sleep on the left!!
(i say 'sleep' purely to stop everyone knowing that naughties will be happening )
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?
*puts hand up really high*
holy fuck I've pulled!!!!
Get in!!!
Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per
let me pour you a drink!
I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight
we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)
Hello!!!!
Does it involve major norkage?
Do you pair need a fluffer?
did you not see the words "major norkage" ?? would you need a fluffer?
He's using his bollocks brains tonight - he can't think logically with them!!
Anyway - about those norks . . .
I'm off to bed, you coming?
Be rude not to
I sleep on the left!!
(i say 'sleep' purely to stop everyone knowing that naughties will be happening )
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I'm always on the right, perfect
*pulls back duvet* climb on in |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
Nice to see you kept going last night! Now can you lot shift of me pouffe cos I need to take it the dry cleaners after Karen's (Diamondsmiles) champagne fountains and there's a squashed item of food on it and God knows what else.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooh look! Are they balloons?
Oh, er
Erm... I wouldn't touc.. Ah too late.
Here, I've got a spare hazmat suit you can wear.
I dread to think what went on in here "
Don't ask!
Sometimes ignorance is bliss! |
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Bleurgh..... all that bouncing combined with excessive amounts of champagne, marshmallows and cinnamon doughnuts (don't like those sprinkly ones!) left me feeling rather the worse for wear this morning.. it's taken me until now to feel vaguely human again....  |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Bleurgh..... all that bouncing combined with excessive amounts of champagne, marshmallows and cinnamon doughnuts (don't like those sprinkly ones!) left me feeling rather the worse for wear this morning.. it's taken me until now to feel vaguely human again.... "
Glad you had fun though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel great
Can I test that theory?
anytime
What is a 'looser bench'?"
You had to have been at the party. I can't tell you without killing you afterwards |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"I feel great
Can I test that theory?
anytime
What is a 'looser bench'?"
There was a prom thread, where people would ask someone, so I started a 'Looser's bench, Anti Prom' Thread, so if you hadnt been picked, you could join in here. The loosers bench, was from the scene in Grease where all the girls who hadn't been asked were sat.
Was just a silly thread thats all. |
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