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By *roquois OP Man
over a year ago
Portsmouth |
antagonistic or irritating little sod if you will...but when I see a profile that is written like it is barking orders at you...with a huge list of must and must not have's, must be and must not be's to contact the people that is written with a huge tone of attitude that screams...we are the bees knees...and you have to meet our exacting criteria of being a 6'7" Chinaman, with a 15 inch dong...a degree in astrophysics who drives a Jaguar F type and be on 3 million a year for working 12 hours a week...and please ensure you put our keyphrase in the subjest line or you will be blocked and deleted without reply....I just have to message to say hi....just so they have to take the effort and time to block me....haha  
I'm such an arse....lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"antagonistic or irritating little sod if you will...but when I see a profile that is written like it is barking orders at you...with a huge list of must and must not have's, must be and must not be's to contact the people that is written with a huge tone of attitude that screams...we are the bees knees...and you have to meet our exacting criteria of being a 6'7" Chinaman, with a 15 inch dong...a degree in astrophysics who drives a Jaguar F type and be on 3 million a year for working 12 hours a week...and please ensure you put our keyphrase in the subjest line or you will be blocked and deleted without reply....I just have to message to say hi....just so they have to take the effort and time to block me....haha
I'm such an arse....lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"antagonistic or irritating little sod if you will...but when I see a profile that is written like it is barking orders at you...with a huge list of must and must not have's, must be and must not be's to contact the people that is written with a huge tone of attitude that screams...we are the bees knees...and you have to meet our exacting criteria of being a 6'7" Chinaman, with a 15 inch dong...a degree in astrophysics who drives a Jaguar F type and be on 3 million a year for working 12 hours a week...and please ensure you put our keyphrase in the subjest line or you will be blocked and deleted without reply....I just have to message to say hi....just so they have to take the effort and time to block me....haha
I'm such an arse....lol
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By *roquois OP Man
over a year ago
Portsmouth |
"...you forgot that to meet you must also turn up with two bottles of Chablis (perfectly chilled) and a takeaway...."
brandishing 2 dozen red roses, a box of the finest Belgiun chocolates and a diamond encrusted bracelet as a token gift for her and if it's a couple a rolex watch for him also...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some do but not too many. Am wondering now if my profile is a bit demanding 
Believe me...yours is not a patch on the ones I am referring to...lol"
Thank you. I just try to give info, but do sometimes change my profile like my underwear |
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By *roquois OP Man
over a year ago
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"Some do but not too many. Am wondering now if my profile is a bit demanding
Believe me...yours is not a patch on the ones I am referring to...lolThank you. I just try to give info, but do sometimes change my profile like my underwear "
Once a year, do you mean? hahaha (just kidding ;oP) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"...you forgot that to meet you must also turn up with two bottles of Chablis (perfectly chilled) and a takeaway....
brandishing 2 dozen red roses, a box of the finest Belgiun chocolates and a diamond encrusted bracelet as a token gift for her and if it's a couple a rolex watch for him also...lol"
No Chablis for me - I'd prefer bubbly thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some do but not too many. Am wondering now if my profile is a bit demanding
Believe me...yours is not a patch on the ones I am referring to...lolThank you. I just try to give info, but do sometimes change my profile like my underwear "
Eeeek...!!!! How often d'ya change your underwear....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...you forgot that to meet you must also turn up with two bottles of Chablis (perfectly chilled) and a takeaway....
brandishing 2 dozen red roses, a box of the finest Belgiun chocolates and a diamond encrusted bracelet as a token gift for her and if it's a couple a rolex watch for him also...lol"
Only two dozen red roses?  |
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By *roquois OP Man
over a year ago
Portsmouth |
"Pay for our room and fuck off and get your own after you service my missus so we can cuddle  "
And you would have to pay for our taxi fares there and home again...oh...but we live 250 miles away...haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pay for our room and fuck off and get your own after you service my missus so we can cuddle
And you would have to pay for our taxi fares there and home again...oh...but we live 250 miles away...haha"
Cheap night haha |
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By *roquois OP Man
over a year ago
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"Pay for our room and fuck off and get your own after you service my missus so we can cuddle
And you would have to pay for our taxi fares there and home again...oh...but we live 250 miles away...haha
Cheap night haha "
Or would that be a freeloaders night? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"antagonistic or irritating little sod if you will...but when I see a profile that is written like it is barking orders at you...with a huge list of must and must not have's, must be and must not be's to contact the people that is written with a huge tone of attitude that screams...we are the bees knees...and you have to meet our exacting criteria of being a 6'7" Chinaman, with a 15 inch dong...a degree in astrophysics who drives a Jaguar F type and be on 3 million a year for working 12 hours a week...and please ensure you put our keyphrase in the subjest line or you will be blocked and deleted without reply....I just have to message to say hi....just so they have to take the effort and time to block me....haha
I'm such an arse....lol
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If it helps a message stand out having read a profile why would you not want the advantage of having a head start?
You either are or aren't what someone is looking for and you can't change that. However information on a profile can help you get someone's attention above the non readers.  |
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