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The Looser's Bench

By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Linked to the prom thread, anyone not being asked, can come and sit with me on the looser's bench AKA The Anti Prom Party Pouffe (pronounced puff)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in with ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

im sure kelly will let me come and kiss the ladies on the this bench .. at least you came and did not stay at home xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

scooch up ladies

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Ours will be much better, I'll sneak some vodka in to spike our punch with, and I'll wear a black frock and purple/black lipstick

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm probably on the loser's pouffe too - I haven't looked at the other thread.

It does mean I can wear some heels if I'm only sitting out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did someone mention heels !!!!!

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I'm probably on the loser's pouffe too - I haven't looked at the other thread.

It does mean I can wear some heels if I'm only sitting out."

I can only wear heels if I'm sat down too

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

the ladies on this bench are lovely ... cant believe you did not get asked ... its just probably early days xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in too

"
I'm in too

smiley face it should have been

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've not been asked but my request was accepted

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By *livia_KWoman over a year ago

South London

I'm in. I've never been asked to a prom

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I'm in too

Erm... What's the sad face for? You're surrounded by some of the hottest ladies on fab! And there has only been one other male who was just going to kiss and leave, so you never know, you might pull

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Room for 1 more. Think its time I faced the facts an make the best of it.....same old I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move up people another one here

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I've not been asked but my request was accepted"

We can do both, and our corner will be more fun cos we've got vodka, gin, rum, pimms and other stuff, I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been banned from it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in too

Erm... What's the sad face for? You're surrounded by some of the hottest ladies on fab! And there has only been one other male who was just going to kiss and leave, so you never know, you might pull

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I know w the sad face was a slip of the finger x that's why I rectified it to a smiley face xxxx

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I've not been asked but my request was accepted

We can do both, and our corner will be more fun cos we've got vodka, gin, rum, pimms and other stuff, I think

errrr what other stuff pray tell think I might like it over here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've not been asked but my request was accepted

We can do both, and our corner will be more fun cos we've got vodka, gin, rum, pimms and other stuff, I think

errrr what other stuff pray tell think I might like it over here

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Who cares what the other stuff is that's PARTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room for my derriere??

Never been one to conform or get invited to all the cool parties....

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I've not been asked but my request was accepted

We can do both, and our corner will be more fun cos we've got vodka, gin, rum, pimms and other stuff, I think

errrr what other stuff pray tell think I might like it over here

Who cares what the other stuff is that's PARTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I was hoping that was the party

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Everyone is welcome, booze is free and flowing (we'll get it from the other prom shhhhh

)

Wear what you like and bring who you like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've not been asked but my request was accepted

We can do both, and our corner will be more fun cos we've got vodka, gin, rum, pimms and other stuff, I think

errrr what other stuff pray tell think I might like it over here

Who cares what the other stuff is that's PARTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was hoping that was the party

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Don't know what's going on with my typing today lol LET'S PARTY it should have said

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I've not been asked but my request was accepted

We can do both, and our corner will be more fun cos we've got vodka, gin, rum, pimms and other stuff, I think

errrr what other stuff pray tell think I might like it over here

Who cares what the other stuff is that's PARTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was hoping that was the party

Don't know what's going on with my typing today lol LET'S PARTY it should have said

lol no worries, no speeling/grammar police tonight, they're off duty in this part of the prom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've not been asked but my request was accepted

We can do both, and our corner will be more fun cos we've got vodka, gin, rum, pimms and other stuff, I think

errrr what other stuff pray tell think I might like it over here

Who cares what the other stuff is that's PARTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was hoping that was the party

Don't know what's going on with my typing today lol LET'S PARTY it should have said

lol no worries, no speeling/grammar police tonight, they're off duty in this part of the prom

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Good cause I'd have been arrested a long time ago lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well i started it n noones taking me

I have minstrels and rose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm probably on the loser's pouffe too - I haven't looked at the other thread.

It does mean I can wear some heels if I'm only sitting out.

I can only wear heels if I'm sat down too

Or lying down?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room for me on the bench?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well i started it n noones taking me

I have minstrels and rose

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Well i started it n noones taking me

I have minstrels and rose

You're classy, minstrels and rose coming up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should put an ava up of my great big cock

Which I'm not going to do btw..even though I could do.

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I'm probably on the loser's pouffe too - I haven't looked at the other thread.

It does mean I can wear some heels if I'm only sitting out.

I can only wear heels if I'm sat down too

Or lying down?

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Or on my knees

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

who said i was going to leave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone mention heels !!!!!

Heels here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well i started it n noones taking me

I have minstrels and rose

You're classy, minstrels and rose coming up

I know i might even throw in sesame seed snaps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am gonna be swinging by in the pink party limo soon, if anyone wants to jump in they are more than welcome,

Easiest way in is between caz's legs through the sun roof.

Clothing is optional

And er mind the champagne bottle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well i started it n noones taking me

I have minstrels and rose

Your invites in the post.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

Budge up, make room for this fatty loser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Linked to the prom thread, anyone not being asked, can come and sit with me on the looser's bench AKA The Anti Prom Party Pouffe (pronounced puff)

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i never get asked to anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hows about an anti prom prom....

No-one invites anyone and we all just turn up and see where the evening takes us....???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should put an ava up of my great big cock

Which I'm not going to do btw..even though I could do.

Ha ha ha handbags at dawn Ben made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hows about an anti prom prom....

No-one invites anyone and we all just turn up and see where the evening takes us....???

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Better class of swinger on this thread.

Can I join this non-Prom Party?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sod the prom dress...I'm coming in lingere! Now where did I put my 6inch "fuck me" heels???

bottle of tequilla in the suspender belt....anyone for a slammer???

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I didn't want to go anyway. Stupid Prom!

I'd much rather be here with ........ewwwwwwwwww are you all it ?

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By *hris148Man over a year ago

I'm stopping here

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I didn't want to go anyway. Stupid Prom!

I'd much rather be here with ........ewwwwwwwwww are you all it ? "

Not yet, but now you're here...

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'll sit in, if I may?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't want to go anyway. Stupid Prom!

I'd much rather be here with ........ewwwwwwwwww are you all it ? "
We're all all it x stay here and have the time of your life

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This is the biggest pouffe I've ever seen.

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"This is the biggest pouffe I've ever seen."

I like big pouffe's

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I didn't want to go anyway. Stupid Prom!

I'd much rather be here with ........ewwwwwwwwww are you all it ? "

I only went out for a cig....

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'll sit in, if I may? "

If anyone wants to sit next to me.....?

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By *oulou45Woman over a year ago

Bucks

"Linked to the prom thread, anyone not being asked, can come and sit with me on the looser's bench AKA The Anti Prom Party Pouffe (pronounced puff)

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Awww thank you

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Hows about an anti prom prom....

No-one invites anyone and we all just turn up and see where the evening takes us....???

You are far too cool for school Sir

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh im off the bench,, im now wanted woooop

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I'll sit in, if I may?

If anyone wants to sit next to me.....?

There is plenty of room on the huge pouffe

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"oh im off the bench,, im now wanted woooop "

Right, ya barred!

Gerr off my pouffe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The pink party limo is here, who wants a ride to the prom?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'll sit in, if I may?

If anyone wants to sit next to me.....?

There is plenty of room on the huge pouffe "

Ah goodie....who wants to be on the other side?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh im off the bench,, im now wanted woooop "

I quite like it on the bench!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just stretching my legs back soon

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

is this the wench bench

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The pink party limo is here, who wants a ride to the prom?"

depends, can I hang out the roof?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just stretching my legs back soon

he's lying! he's got a date!!!!

ban him hels!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ppsssttt ladies ive left my smuggled in Lambrini and bottle of apple sourz under my seat .. enjoy. Im off to sip WKD blue of the arm of StudMcmuffin

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"The pink party limo is here, who wants a ride to the prom?"

Sounds really common

I think I'll stay here but you can nip out and bring some champers back and wotsits.

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

It's a huge pouffe. Built for comfort, not for speed.

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Just stretching my legs back soon

he's lying! he's got a date!!!!

ban him hels!!!

Is this true Mr Complex??? Hmmm is it?? Well is it?

*taps foot and clinks baseball bat in hand

ffs no one told me these things were so heavy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ppsssttt ladies ive left my smuggled in Lambrini and bottle of apple sourz under my seat .. enjoy. Im off to sip WKD blue of the arm of StudMcmuffin "

that sourz is mine!!!

nice one cute

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"ppsssttt ladies ive left my smuggled in Lambrini and bottle of apple sourz under my seat .. enjoy. Im off to sip WKD blue of the arm of StudMcmuffin "

I best taste them in case she has spiked them with "illusions of going to the proper prom poison"

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"The pink party limo is here, who wants a ride to the prom?

Sounds really common

I think I'll stay here but you can nip out and bring some champers back and wotsits. "

I've ran out of scampi fries, can you bring some back for me please.

Now who wants a fishy kiss mwwwwwwahhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The pink party limo is here, who wants a ride to the prom?

depends, can I hang out the roof?

Jump in darling, those curves need a warning sign oh yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The pink party limo is here, who wants a ride to the prom?

Sounds really common

I think I'll stay here but you can nip out and bring some champers back and wotsits.

I've ran out of scampi fries, can you bring some back for me please.

Now who wants a fishy kiss mwwwwwwahhhh"

can I add a bar of galaxy to that shopping list? and more tequila

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"The pink party limo is here, who wants a ride to the prom?

Sounds really common

I think I'll stay here but you can nip out and bring some champers back and wotsits.

I've ran out of scampi fries, can you bring some back for me please.

Now who wants a fishy kiss mwwwwwwahhhh"

Me please *mwah!*

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"The pink party limo is here, who wants a ride to the prom?

Sounds really common

I think I'll stay here but you can nip out and bring some champers back and wotsits.

I've ran out of scampi fries, can you bring some back for me please.

Now who wants a fishy kiss mwwwwwwahhhh

Me please *mwah!*

*Snogs Steve

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I am gonna be swinging by in the pink party limo soon, if anyone wants to jump in they are more than welcome,

Easiest way in is between caz's legs through the sun roof.

Clothing is optional

And er mind the champagne bottle"

Oi! I've got my gob round your knob, be careful how you invite folk into the pink party limo

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

*snogs held bels back* and hand out to touch whoever is next to me and asks for galaxy choccy and tequila and wotsits and champers in no particular order

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just stretching my legs back soon

he's lying! he's got a date!!!!

ban him hels!!!

Is this true Mr Complex??? Hmmm is it?? Well is it?

*taps foot and clinks baseball bat in hand

ffs no one told me these things were so heavy

It's true she is fit as well I am sorry ( Shouts from a safe distance)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make room for me on this bench!

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"*snogs held bels back* and hand out to touch whoever is next to me and asks for galaxy choccy and tequila and wotsits and champers in no particular order

"
oooo errrrr DC, I reckon we've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am gonna be swinging by in the pink party limo soon, if anyone wants to jump in they are more than welcome,

Easiest way in is between caz's legs through the sun roof.

Clothing is optional

And er mind the champagne bottle

Oi! I've got my gob round your knob, be careful how you invite folk into the pink party limo

scooch over knob gobbler....I was promised that Sun roof!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Is that a nipple I'm tweaking or someones nose?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just stretching my legs back soon

he's lying! he's got a date!!!!

ban him hels!!!

Is this true Mr Complex??? Hmmm is it?? Well is it?

*taps foot and clinks baseball bat in hand

ffs no one told me these things were so heavy

It's true she is fit as well I am sorry ( Shouts from a safe distance)"

I'm such a grass

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Just stretching my legs back soon

he's lying! he's got a date!!!!

ban him hels!!!

Is this true Mr Complex??? Hmmm is it?? Well is it?

*taps foot and clinks baseball bat in hand

ffs no one told me these things were so heavy

It's true she is fit as well I am sorry ( Shouts from a safe distance)"

Right, you're barred!!! And don't come back unless you bring refreshments

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'll sit in, if I may? "

If you check the prom thread Steve, you'll see I invited you into the pink party limo...but if it's too common for you I have a blindfold so your metrosexual sensibilities aren't offended by our super tacky limo

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"*snogs held bels back* and hand out to touch whoever is next to me and asks for galaxy choccy and tequila and wotsits and champers in no particular order

oooo errrrr DC, I reckon we've pulled

Pull harder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make room for me on this bench! "

tequila slammer?

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Make room for me on this bench! "

It's a pouffe

I do have a bit of class when it comes to soft furnishings

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Is that a nipple I'm tweaking or someones nose?

*honk honk

Erm, that was my nose....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Linked to the prom thread, anyone not being asked, can come and sit with me on the looser's bench AKA The Anti Prom Party Pouffe (pronounced puff)

can I sit with you

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'll sit in, if I may?

I haven't looked at the thread. I read the word 'prom' and though 'nah...' I quite like tacky and sticky so as it's you...is that your nose btw?

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I am gonna be swinging by in the pink party limo soon, if anyone wants to jump in they are more than welcome,

Easiest way in is between caz's legs through the sun roof.

Clothing is optional

And er mind the champagne bottle

Oi! I've got my gob round your knob, be careful how you invite folk into the pink party limo

scooch over knob gobbler....I was promised that Sun roof!

Oooh, he's a fickle fecker...told me it was all mine...I've scootched, it's a big sunroof, there's plenty of room for us both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i dont have refreshments but i come with some underwear.. i was told i wont be needing it, so some of u lot might as well use it to keep yourselves warm being all alone haha

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is that a nipple I'm tweaking or someones nose?

*honk honk

Erm, that was my nose...."

Damn champagne, I'll move lower....

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'll sit in, if I may?

I haven't looked at the thread. I read the word 'prom' and though 'nah...' I quite like tacky and sticky so as it's you...is that your nose btw?

Yesh, it's by fugging dose, now let go

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If it's clothes optional, I'll opt out of mine...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make room for me on this bench!

It's a pouffe

I do have a bit of class when it comes to soft furnishings

Ohhhh i do apologise, watch out on the pouffe 'coz the VIP is coming!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'll sit in, if I may?

I haven't looked at the thread. I read the word 'prom' and though 'nah...' I quite like tacky and sticky so as it's you...is that your nose btw?

****** sowwy ******

Yesh, it's by fugging dose, now let go

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I'll sit in, if I may?

I haven't looked at the thread. I read the word 'prom' and though 'nah...' I quite like tacky and sticky so as it's you...is that your nose btw?

Yesh, it's by fugging dose, now let go

Is this the nasal sex area of the pouffe?

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Linked to the prom thread, anyone not being asked, can come and sit with me on the looser's bench AKA The Anti Prom Party Pouffe (pronounced puff)

can I sit with you

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make room for me on this bench!

It's a pouffe

I do have a bit of class when it comes to soft furnishings

Ohhhh i do apologise, watch out on the pouffe 'coz the VIP is coming!

oh erm hi there.. u look pretty hot.... just wondering like... if u fancied a date? *swooshes skirt n flutters lashes*

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If it's clothes optional, I'll opt out of mine...

"
oh get out of here, I picked you as one of my dates

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"i dont have refreshments but i come with some underwear.. i was told i wont be needing it, so some of u lot might as well use it to keep yourselves warm being all alone haha "

Nah you're ok ta, we're having a group orgy now so keep them

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Make room for me on this bench!

It's a pouffe

I do have a bit of class when it comes to soft furnishings

Ohhhh i do apologise, watch out on the pouffe 'coz the VIP is coming!

Come on over

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

Shift ya bums up, I'm joining ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make room for me on this bench!

It's a pouffe

I do have a bit of class when it comes to soft furnishings

Ohhhh i do apologise, watch out on the pouffe 'coz the VIP is coming!

oh erm hi there.. u look pretty hot.... just wondering like... if u fancied a date? *swooshes skirt n flutters lashes* "

oi! bugger off you! stop poaching all the men!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make room for me on this bench!

It's a pouffe

I do have a bit of class when it comes to soft furnishings

Ohhhh i do apologise, watch out on the pouffe 'coz the VIP is coming!

oh erm hi there.. u look pretty hot.... just wondering like... if u fancied a date? *swooshes skirt n flutters lashes*

oi! bugger off you! stop poaching all the men!

not poached him yet.. im awaiting the rejection lol

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If it's clothes optional, I'll opt out of mine...

oh get out of here, I picked you as one of my dates

What? When? Ok then....do you wanna go to an orgy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Make room for me on this bench!

It's a pouffe

I do have a bit of class when it comes to soft furnishings

Ohhhh i do apologise, watch out on the pouffe 'coz the VIP is coming!

oh erm hi there.. u look pretty hot.... just wondering like... if u fancied a date? *swooshes skirt n flutters lashes*

oi! bugger off you! stop poaching all the men!

Ladies....... Theres no need to fight theres plenty of me to go round

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im on it please

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'll sit in, if I may?

I haven't looked at the thread. I read the word 'prom' and though 'nah...' I quite like tacky and sticky so as it's you...is that your nose btw?

Yesh, it's by fugging dose, now let go

Is this the nasal sex area of the pouffe?

The way the pink party limo is filling up and the amount of champers that's being d*unk, it's gonna be the only orifice I have free cos Mysteriousguy is using me as an empty bottle holder

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Shift ya bums up, I'm joining ya

Would you care to sit astride my lap?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If it's clothes optional, I'll opt out of mine...

oh get out of here, I picked you as one of my dates

What? When? Ok then....do you wanna go to an orgy?

"
just you me and Ryan but you can turn me down and stay with the floozies in here

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Shift ya bums up, I'm joining ya

Would you care to sit astride my lap? "

now there's an offer!!

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"If it's clothes optional, I'll opt out of mine...

oh get out of here, I picked you as one of my dates

There's still a wee bit of room in the pink party limo Diamonds...I've got Steve in there now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hope we have a big bench ?

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I'll sit in, if I may?

I haven't looked at the thread. I read the word 'prom' and though 'nah...' I quite like tacky and sticky so as it's you...is that your nose btw?

Yesh, it's by fugging dose, now let go

Is this the nasal sex area of the pouffe?

The way the pink party limo is filling up and the amount of champers that's being d*unk, it's gonna be the only orifice I have free cos Mysteriousguy is using me as an empty bottle holder

LMAO

You want to try that with a shaken bottle of champagne?

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Im on it please"

Welcome

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"hope we have a big bench ?

It's a pouffe!!!! And there's loads of room

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Shift ya bums up, I'm joining ya

Would you care to sit astride my lap?

now there's an offer!!"

And I'm taking him up on it pronto!!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If it's clothes optional, I'll opt out of mine...

oh get out of here, I picked you as one of my dates

There's still a wee bit of room in the pink party limo Diamonds...I've got Steve in there now

C'mon diamond....let's all get in...

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'll sit in, if I may?

I haven't looked at the thread. I read the word 'prom' and though 'nah...' I quite like tacky and sticky so as it's you...is that your nose btw?

Yesh, it's by fugging dose, now let go

Is this the nasal sex area of the pouffe?

The way the pink party limo is filling up and the amount of champers that's being d*unk, it's gonna be the only orifice I have free cos Mysteriousguy is using me as an empty bottle holder

LMAO

You want to try that with a shaken bottle of champagne?"

BlondeCaz - available for parties and urban warfare...insert shaken bottle, point and fire

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Shift ya bums up, I'm joining ya

Would you care to sit astride my lap?

now there's an offer!!

And I'm taking him up on it pronto!!

Oooh! Pink!

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Where's Scorpio girl?

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I'll sit in, if I may?

I haven't looked at the thread. I read the word 'prom' and though 'nah...' I quite like tacky and sticky so as it's you...is that your nose btw?

Yesh, it's by fugging dose, now let go

Is this the nasal sex area of the pouffe?

The way the pink party limo is filling up and the amount of champers that's being d*unk, it's gonna be the only orifice I have free cos Mysteriousguy is using me as an empty bottle holder

LMAO

You want to try that with a shaken bottle of champagne?

BlondeCaz - available for parties and urban warfare...insert shaken bottle, point and fire

Hope I can slurp some - best way I've found for drinking champaign, don't like it too fizzy.

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Where's Scorpio girl?

You're sat on her

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Where's Scorpio girl?

You're sat on her

Oh! You're on one side, diamond on the other,_inktherapy on my lap, I'm watching caz and her bottle and didn't realise I was sitting on scorpiogirl!!!!

But who has the wotsits?

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Where's Scorpio girl?

You're sat on her

Oh! You're on one side, diamond on the other,_inktherapy on my lap, I'm watching caz and her bottle and didn't realise I was sitting on scorpiogirl!!!!

But who has the wotsits?

Dangerously Curvy did, but she went over the dark side.

*sniff

Everyone's sniding off now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's Scorpio girl?

You're sat on her

Oh! You're on one side, diamond on the other,_inktherapy on my lap, I'm watching caz and her bottle and didn't realise I was sitting on scorpiogirl!!!!

But who has the wotsits?

Dangerously Curvy did, but she went over the dark side.

*sniff

Everyone's sniding off now

I'm still here! I only went over to try and get them back, and then there was this limo and pink champagne and I got all confused...but I'm here, and staying, fuck the prom!!!!

I may have got a little carried away

*hands over wotsits*

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Shift ya bums up, I'm joining ya

Would you care to sit astride my lap?

now there's an offer!!

And I'm taking him up on it pronto!!

Oooh! Pink!

There appears to be a protuberance underneath me, though...

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Lightweights! I've just gone into 'introductions' and invited the 2 newest people in here for an orgy. Better be some action!!!!

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Where's Scorpio girl?

You're sat on her

Oh! You're on one side, diamond on the other,_inktherapy on my lap, I'm watching caz and her bottle and didn't realise I was sitting on scorpiogirl!!!!

But who has the wotsits?

Dangerously Curvy did, but she went over the dark side.

*sniff

Everyone's sniding off now

I'm still here! I only went over to try and get them back, and then there was this limo and pink champagne and I got all confused...but I'm here, and staying, fuck the prom!!!!

I may have got a little carried away

*hands over wotsits*"

let you off seen as you brought some cheesey puffs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's Scorpio girl?

You're sat on her

Oh! You're on one side, diamond on the other,_inktherapy on my lap, I'm watching caz and her bottle and didn't realise I was sitting on scorpiogirl!!!!

But who has the wotsits?

Dangerously Curvy did, but she went over the dark side.

*sniff

Everyone's sniding off now

I'm still here! I only went over to try and get them back, and then there was this limo and pink champagne and I got all confused...but I'm here, and staying, fuck the prom!!!!

I may have got a little carried away

*hands over wotsits*

let you off seen as you brought some cheesey puffs

tequila slammer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right im back are we all d*unk enough to get fluffy and naked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who is ready for the caz pink champers fanny fountain, all lean in and mouths open spillages will be licked off later

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Lightweights! I've just gone into 'introductions' and invited the 2 newest people in here for an orgy. Better be some action!!!! "

with an arse the size of mine I could never be described as a lightweight lol

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Who is ready for the caz pink champers fanny fountain, all lean in and mouths open spillages will be licked off later

I've got first dibs

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Right im back are we all d*unk enough to get fluffy and naked

Yeah!!!! Wanna watch me and pink therapy and helsbels and caz and diamond and scorpiogirl?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who is ready for the caz pink champers fanny fountain, all lean in and mouths open spillages will be licked off later

I've got first dibs

Sticky thirds please

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Who is ready for the caz pink champers fanny fountain, all lean in and mouths open spillages will be licked off later

I've got first dibs

Hurry up guys, I can't keep it clenched much longer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is ready for the caz pink champers fanny fountain, all lean in and mouths open spillages will be licked off later

I've got first dibs

Sticky thirds please

Who said im sticky

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Who is ready for the caz pink champers fanny fountain, all lean in and mouths open spillages will be licked off later

I've got first dibs

Hurry up guys, I can't keep it clenched much longer

I'm kneeling and ready for it now!

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By *oasterCockbumMan over a year ago

Highway 61

Anybdy goat a spare cusion ...... a kin dae withoot the dukes fi sittn oan the bench aw nicht ..........

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who is ready for the caz pink champers fanny fountain, all lean in and mouths open spillages will be licked off later

I've got first dibs

Sticky thirds please

Who said im sticky"

Do you want to be?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who is ready for the caz pink champers fanny fountain, all lean in and mouths open spillages will be licked off later

I've got first dibs

Sticky thirds please

Who said im sticky

Do you want to be?

Not tonight dear i have a head ache

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By *els_Bells OP Woman over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I'm going to be a pooper and have to go

early/long day tomorrow

DC, you're in charge!!

Have fun all, and have a few (orgies) and drinks for me.

mwahhhhhhhhhhhs xxx

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Right im back are we all d*unk enough to get fluffy and naked

Yeah!!!! Wanna watch me and pink therapy and helsbels and caz and diamond and scorpiogirl?

We need more men.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Night Hels.

Hello M & D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm going to be a pooper and have to go

early/long day tomorrow

DC, you're in charge!!

Have fun all, and have a few (orgies) and drinks for me.

mwahhhhhhhhhhhs xxx

night gorgeous, I'll try and keep em in check, at least til I head off myself

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D"

I did invite you! Get your clothes off and choose someone above to say hello to.

Pink: yeah we need more guys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D"

welcome

help yourselves to food and drink

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm going to be a pooper and have to go

early/long day tomorrow

DC, you're in charge!!

Have fun all, and have a few (orgies) and drinks for me.

mwahhhhhhhhhhhs xxx

Night

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D

welcome

help yourselves to food and drink

Help yourself to anyone you fancy

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D

welcome

help yourselves to food and drink

We have wotsits and fishybites and champagne (see above). The bottle is in use...,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D"

Welcome you can sit next to me,watch out for Steve and the big cock brigade

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D

welcome

help yourselves to food and drink

Anyone for a marshmallow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D

welcome

help yourselves to food and drink

Anyone for a marshmallow?

ooooh don't mind if I do! I like a marshmallow or two

tequila slammer for you?

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D

welcome

help yourselves to food and drink

Anyone for a marshmallow?

Quite fancy a doughnut tbh

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D

welcome

help yourselves to food and drink

Anyone for a marshmallow?

Where are we eating them from...? CAn you bring them closer please?- I appear to be sat on something and can't move...

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A marshmallow? A bath full? Are you for real? What sort of man imagines he will get some hot sex with.....actually, go on then. Can I stick a skewer in your bath and see if I can jab one?

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D

welcome

help yourselves to food and drink

Anyone for a marshmallow?

Where are we eating them from...? CAn you bring them closer please?- I appear to be sat on something and can't move...

I have a handy doughnut holder, I'll move it towards your mouth if you like.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If it's clothes optional, I'll opt out of mine...

oh get out of here, I picked you as one of my dates

There's still a wee bit of room in the pink party limo Diamonds...I've got Steve in there now

"
OK I'm in and I bought my special bottle of champagne I was saving

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Pink: bounce up and down more and I'll help on the upthrust then at the top you can reach out and grab a handful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D

welcome

help yourselves to food and drink

Anyone for a marshmallow?

ooooh don't mind if I do! I like a marshmallow or two

tequila slammer for you? "

Hell yes!

How are the norks?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

tome to crash the party me-thinks.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If it's clothes optional, I'll opt out of mine...

oh get out of here, I picked you as one of my dates

There's still a wee bit of room in the pink party limo Diamonds...I've got Steve in there now

OK I'm in and I bought my special bottle of champagne I was saving"

Nowis the time to use it, drink it and use the bottle however you can imagine as long as it's nit as a club on my head

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anyone fancy a shag??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D

welcome

help yourselves to food and drink

Anyone for a marshmallow?

ooooh don't mind if I do! I like a marshmallow or two

tequila slammer for you?

Hell yes!

How are the norks? "

much better today! not even that sore anymore!

cheers! *clinks slammer and knocks it back*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mmmmmeeeeeeee

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"I guess we weren't invited cos we are new here boohoo.

Well we dont mind warming up the subs bench!

M + D

welcome

help yourselves to food and drink

Anyone for a marshmallow?

Where are we eating them from...? CAn you bring them closer please?- I appear to be sat on something and can't move...

I have a handy doughnut holder, I'll move it towards your mouth if you like.

cinnamon doughnuts, please - and be careful - I'm bouncing quite a lot (blame Steve) - I'm not sure my aim with my teeth is that good...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone fancy a shag??

everyone at this party! take your pic!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"If it's clothes optional, I'll opt out of mine...

oh get out of here, I picked you as one of my dates

There's still a wee bit of room in the pink party limo Diamonds...I've got Steve in there now

OK I'm in and I bought my special bottle of champagne I was saving

Nowis the time to use it, drink it and use the bottle however you can imagine as long as it's nit as a club on my head

"
I will show you all how to do proper champagne fountains, it might get a bit wet

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Pink: bounce up and down more and I'll help on the upthrust then at the top you can reach out and grab a handful

I'm bouncing for the doughnuts now - only if they're cinnamon ones, though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aww thanks for the offer, We'll cosy up here then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right im back are we all d*unk enough to get fluffy and naked

Yeah!!!! Wanna watch me and pink therapy and helsbels and caz and diamond and scorpiogirl?

We need more men.....

"
oops me?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Faster or slower bounce? Just so you can get doughnuts...in fact I know I guy who has a weird doughnut storage system but eminently eatable (so I'm told)

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