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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm already promised To Funky...
There's nothing sexual in-it..... but he needs someone who can park the time-machine if he over does the Appletini's again....   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date? 
I can only have one?  "
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wanna arrive in a pink stretch limo
It was going to be a helicopter but that might upset soxy's beehive"
It's OK.... I can protect my Beehive with one of Funky's spare Fezzes..
(PS I had to check to see if "Fezzes" was the correct plural)..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd take sexy rain and hold him by his gorgeous cock."
If you were to hold me by the cock, I'm sure it wouldn't be too long before I started to produce 'sexy rain'... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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(PS I had to check to see if "Fezzes" was the correct plural)..
fingers crossed it not .. haven't seen the spelling police for a while .. kinda missing them ! "
Oop's..
Perhaps I should have said …..
"I can use one of the many Fez hats owned by Funky" |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick "
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party! |
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick "
Didn't see this..
In which case ill have sexysinglestud, ruby and SOTB xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right - guess I'll have to rethink!
Male: sexybrain in case I feel the urge to suck on a big cock!
Female: Cali - she's good at helping suck on a big cock!
Couple - Twisttiecpl as they are great friends of mine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha! And they say ladies don't like cock pics! All it takes is felt tips and a little artistic flourish x"
Oh I like a cock pic - when its a big cock looking good enough to suck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha! And they say ladies don't like cock pics! All it takes is felt tips and a little artistic flourish x
And a nice looking cock!"
...and a nice looking cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha! And they say ladies don't like cock pics! All it takes is felt tips and a little artistic flourish x
And a nice looking cock!
...and a nice looking cock "
But you're so much more than a nice looking cock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ha! And they say ladies don't like cock pics! All it takes is felt tips and a little artistic flourish x
And a nice looking cock!
...and a nice looking cock
But you're so much more than a nice looking cock!"
They say flattery gives you a big head - if they were referring to the one at the end of my penis then I'm sure my cock would look like a toffee apple at this point  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single female.. ruby.. because we get upto so much... (Let's hope we don't have to watch the gp at the prom)
single male... Leedabuilda for his talents.
Couple would have to be my good friends jabof..
and as it's me and I'm a greedy girl.. can I sneak in Mr and Mrs muffit too xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Single female id take myself
single male,, id join the queue for SexyBrain,,, but should that fall through or id be rejected id love to go with OlBlueEyes
Couple would deffo have to be AliMark |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!"
Aw fanx. I feel wanted |
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!
Aw fanx. I feel wanted "
SOTB are taking 2 of each so ill take you as my second bloke  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single female id take myself
single male,, id join the queue for SexyBrain,,, but should that fall through or id be rejected id love to go with OlBlueEyes
Couple would deffo have to be AliMark "
Wait, what? I'm the 'all else fails' guy? I feel so rejected  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!
Aw fanx. I feel wanted
SOTB are taking 2 of each so ill take you as my second bloke x "
Well as we are all being greedy im having Polk also  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!
Aw fanx. I feel wanted "
I wouldn't thank me too hard. You'll all have to be on your toes to keep me happy.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!
Aw fanx. I feel wanted
SOTB are taking 2 of each so ill take you as my second bloke x "
Bloody hell. I'm gonna need to replicate myself! Haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single female id take myself
single male,, id join the queue for SexyBrain,,, but should that fall through or id be rejected id love to go with OlBlueEyes
Couple would deffo have to be AliMark
Wait, what? I'm the 'all else fails' guy? I feel so rejected "
omg that sounded sooooo bad.. im shite at these things.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!"
And no need for caz to crack the bottles open with her teeth, cos I'm bringing plenty of champagne |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh crap are people taking two..
Right in that case I'll take MissHottieBottie as my second fem, Rusty as my male and sexycouple547 as my couple "
Rubes they're sexycouple548 !!!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!
Aw fanx. I feel wanted
I wouldn't thank me too hard. You'll all have to be on your toes to keep me happy. "
I'm sure that'd be no problem. I don't know the others but I'm sure we'd work something out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Single female id take myself
single male,, id join the queue for SexyBrain,,, but should that fall through or id be rejected id love to go with OlBlueEyes
Couple would deffo have to be AliMark
Wait, what? I'm the 'all else fails' guy? I feel so rejected
omg that sounded sooooo bad.. im shite at these things. "
Yes it did. Now you owe me some boob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh crap are people taking two..
Right in that case I'll take MissHottieBottie as my second fem, Rusty as my male and sexycouple547 as my couple
Rubes they're sexycouple548 !!!!! lol "
lol, that's who I meant!! |
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"Ow look billy no mates again dont tel me im driving the limo that will make a nice change then 
Awww you can come with us more the merrier "
you no some hate the simpathy vote persanaly I think well if needs must an what a cracker to bott wohoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know anyone well enough, so I will be on the looser's bench, like they had in Grease with the girl's who didn't have a date
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I'll sit with you love |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no one wants to take me/us *SOBS* your aviator is scary cute lol"
god help the world if there actually was two of me.. pmsl
taking the mirror off the wall so i could take that pic was hard work lol |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Don't know anyone well enough, so I will be on the looser's bench, like they had in Grease with the girl's who didn't have a date
come with me, no one wants to take me to the prom"
Thank you! I've set up another thread to join me on the Anti Prom Pouffe (pronounced puff) |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Don't know anyone well enough, so I will be on the looser's bench, like they had in Grease with the girl's who didn't have a date
I'll sit with you love "
Thank you, I'll bring my orange cordial |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So it's _yrdwoman, old blueyes Blondecaz and me in the back of the pink limo party mobile the champers is flowing nicely and caz has got her feet sticking out of the sunroof already.
Now where's the volume so we can crank up the music.
Party! Party! Party on dudes! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!"
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd "
I doubt it very, very much. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!
And no need for caz to crack the bottles open with her teeth, cos I'm bringing plenty of champagne "
Awwww, that's my bestest party trick (I use my dear old Great Nan's teeth, I'm the 3rd generation to wear them - they were made to last in the old days) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's _yrdwoman, old blueyes Blondecaz and me in the back of the pink limo party mobile the champers is flowing nicely and caz has got her feet sticking out of the sunroof already.
Now where's the volume so we can crank up the music.
Party! Party! Party on dudes!"
Dude! It's OlBlueeyes , not Old!
Other than that, sounds good too me.
Champers on nipples and naked bodies. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!
Aw fanx. I feel wanted
I wouldn't thank me too hard. You'll all have to be on your toes to keep me happy.
I'm sure that'd be no problem. I don't know the others but I'm sure we'd work something out."
Yeah, get your kit off Bluey, makes it so much easier to get to know each other |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much. "
I'll have my weetabix. I'll be fine. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"So it's _yrdwoman, old blueyes Blondecaz and me in the back of the pink limo party mobile the champers is flowing nicely and caz has got her feet sticking out of the sunroof already.
Now where's the volume so we can crank up the music.
Party! Party! Party on dudes!"
I've only got me feet outta the sunroof cos it's easier for you to pour champers down my neck - honest! |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"no one's wanted to take me,.so I'm joining hels on the looser bench for a real party!
Come on over DC
I'll take you two the the pouffe - is there room between all that boobage for my afro?  "
Always |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!
Aw fanx. I feel wanted
I wouldn't thank me too hard. You'll all have to be on your toes to keep me happy.
I'm sure that'd be no problem. I don't know the others but I'm sure we'd work something out.
Yeah, get your kit off Bluey, makes it so much easier to get to know each other "
Oooh someones frisky. Are we going to turn up at the prom naked? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Our invites have been posted to
The3rdperson
QOT
Invictus (where the hell has he been)
The chap with the lips (apologies as I can't remember his name but I think he's French)
Twin peaks
SOTB
RSVP soon please as I want to book a minibus. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So it's _yrdwoman, old blueyes Blondecaz and me in the back of the pink limo party mobile the champers is flowing nicely and caz has got her feet sticking out of the sunroof already.
Now where's the volume so we can crank up the music.
Party! Party! Party on dudes!
I've only got me feet outta the sunroof cos it's easier for you to pour champers down my neck - honest! "
Also leaves us somewhere to put the empty bottle now caz, about that champagne blowout? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one?
No we will put a twist on it to a normal prom one male,one female and a couple of your choice
And cheeky your my chick
I'll forgo the couple, take Mysteriousguy, OlBlueEyes and BlondeCaz. Party!
Aw fanx. I feel wanted
I wouldn't thank me too hard. You'll all have to be on your toes to keep me happy.
I'm sure that'd be no problem. I don't know the others but I'm sure we'd work something out.
Yeah, get your kit off Bluey, makes it so much easier to get to know each other
Oooh someones frisky. Are we going to turn up at the prom naked?"
We can get dressed again for our grand entrance - I think the dishevelled look could be the new black...just none of you crush me corsage |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"So it's _yrdwoman, old blueyes Blondecaz and me in the back of the pink limo party mobile the champers is flowing nicely and caz has got her feet sticking out of the sunroof already.
Now where's the volume so we can crank up the music.
Party! Party! Party on dudes!
I've only got me feet outta the sunroof cos it's easier for you to pour champers down my neck - honest!
Also leaves us somewhere to put the empty bottle now caz, about that champagne blowout? "
I could maybe manage a Magnum, but if you turn up with a Nebuchadnezzer I'm doing a runner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby 
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!"
I'm still in the limo you know? haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"no one's wanted to take me,.so I'm joining hels on the looser bench for a real party!
Come on over DC
I'll take you two the the pouffe - is there room between all that boobage for my afro? "
we'll squeeze you in somewhere...;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!"
Hey, I haven't been snaffled, I was trying to stop you and caz fighting over the thick end of the champers bottle.
Will you two stop cracking the bottles open with your fannies!
Oh damn, where did that flipping cork go. ? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"So it's _yrdwoman, old blueyes Blondecaz and me in the back of the pink limo party mobile the champers is flowing nicely and caz has got her feet sticking out of the sunroof already.
Now where's the volume so we can crank up the music.
Party! Party! Party on dudes!
I've only got me feet outta the sunroof cos it's easier for you to pour champers down my neck - honest! "
Neck/cervix - it's all the same |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha"
I have two hands |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha"
Yeah, but I'm sitting on your face - now shut up and get that tongue working |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"So it's _yrdwoman, old blueyes Blondecaz and me in the back of the pink limo party mobile the champers is flowing nicely and caz has got her feet sticking out of the sunroof already.
Now where's the volume so we can crank up the music.
Party! Party! Party on dudes!
I've only got me feet outta the sunroof cos it's easier for you to pour champers down my neck - honest!
Neck/cervix - it's all the same "
Ah, that's where I was getting mixed up...thought I never gushed quite so prolifically (or fizzily) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands "
Who said anything about your hands? I'd be busy elsewhere.... |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
Yeah, but I'm sitting on your face - now shut up and get that tongue working "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooh so I'd take foxy_minx and french bambi as my single ladies.
Obi/ben/louis as my single men
and invictus (busy away from fabs but he is Ok) and funky with soxy as my 3 some couple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands "
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
Yeah, but I'm sitting on your face - now shut up and get that tongue working "
I won't say no. Then again, I'll not be saying anything if my long tongue's lapping at your clit |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party "
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ooooh so I'd take foxy_minx and french bambi as my single ladies.
Obi/ben/louis as my single men
and invictus (busy away from fabs but he is Ok) and funky with soxy as my 3 some couple "
Send him our best wishes please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party "
hahahahahaha! Now that's a sight! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm inviting cute & x_red_x & julie as my single fems and I would have asked SOTB but they've been snaffled grr...Ill come back for a couple later hehehe |
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"I'm inviting cute & x_red_x & julie as my single fems and I would have asked SOTB but they've been snaffled grr...Ill come back for a couple later hehehe "
yessssssss finally im wanted!! |
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"I'm inviting cute & x_red_x & julie as my single fems and I would have asked SOTB but they've been snaffled grr...Ill come back for a couple later hehehe
yessssssss finally im wanted!!"
Yeaa baby lets get the party on!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm inviting cute & x_red_x & julie as my single fems and I would have asked SOTB but they've been snaffled grr...Ill come back for a couple later hehehe
yessssssss finally im wanted!!
Yeaa baby lets get the party on!!! "
i'll wear my bestest frock and nicest undies for you |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party."
Can't imagine you running out of mojo! Anyhow, Bluey's requested Chopsy to join us so we've got an extra coupla limbs and orifices if either of us flag a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
Yeah, but I'm sitting on your face - now shut up and get that tongue working
I won't say no. Then again, I'll not be saying anything if my long tongue's lapping at your clit
That's what I like...a man who does as he's told"
Oh i don't need telling to use my tongue. I'm like a moth to a flame. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party.
Can't imagine you running out of mojo! Anyhow, Bluey's requested Chopsy to join us so we've got an extra coupla limbs and orifices if either of us flag a bit "
You know me - 3 is never enough. |
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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago
Northamptonshire |
"Our invites have been posted to
The3rdperson
QOT
Invictus (where the hell has he been)
The chap with the lips (apologies as I can't remember his name but I think he's French)
Twin peaks
SOTB
RSVP soon please as I want to book a minibus. "
Just let me know what time the bus leaves and I'll be there
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm inviting cute & x_red_x & julie as my single fems and I would have asked SOTB but they've been snaffled grr...Ill come back for a couple later hehehe
yessssssss finally im wanted!!
Yeaa baby lets get the party on!!!
i'll wear my bestest frock and nicest undies for you "
You won't need undies where we're goin schweeheart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i tske more than one? Theres a few id take from the forums!
2 blokes, 2 girls and 2 couples x
Bloody hell i cant choose!  "
come join the real party on the looser bench!
we have booze and lots of boobies over here!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i tske more than one? Theres a few id take from the forums!
2 blokes, 2 girls and 2 couples x
Bloody hell i cant choose!
come join the real party on the looser bench!
we have booze and lots of boobies over here!!! "
I think ill have to no one wants to taje me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm inviting cute & x_red_x & julie as my single fems and I would have asked SOTB but they've been snaffled grr...Ill come back for a couple later hehehe
yessssssss finally im wanted!!
Yeaa baby lets get the party on!!!
i'll wear my bestest frock and nicest undies for you
You won't need undies where we're goin schweeheart "
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm hunny.. u excite me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party.
Can't imagine you running out of mojo! Anyhow, Bluey's requested Chopsy to join us so we've got an extra coupla limbs and orifices if either of us flag a bit
You know me - 3 is never enough. "
Ok cheeky chops is in and dangerously curvy is waving at the driver to stop. The party wagon that never stops giving |
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over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party.
Can't imagine you running out of mojo! Anyhow, Bluey's requested Chopsy to join us so we've got an extra coupla limbs and orifices if either of us flag a bit
You know me - 3 is never enough.
Ok cheeky chops is in and dangerously curvy is waving at the driver to stop. The party wagon that never stops giving "
Sounds very good to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party.
Can't imagine you running out of mojo! Anyhow, Bluey's requested Chopsy to join us so we've got an extra coupla limbs and orifices if either of us flag a bit
You know me - 3 is never enough.
Ok cheeky chops is in and dangerously curvy is waving at the driver to stop. The party wagon that never stops giving "
for the record...I'm just hitching a ride, it's all about the bench, I mean pouffe |
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over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party.
Can't imagine you running out of mojo! Anyhow, Bluey's requested Chopsy to join us so we've got an extra coupla limbs and orifices if either of us flag a bit
You know me - 3 is never enough.
Ok cheeky chops is in and dangerously curvy is waving at the driver to stop. The party wagon that never stops giving
for the record...I'm just hitching a ride, it's all about the bench, I mean pouffe "
Take this glass of champers, get in the back, and enjoy the party.
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"psst ben! don't let hels catch you in here! she'll tear you a new one...
you ain't seen me right!
Oh yeah and you! You and the boobage can come too!
"
ahem
I came back in to chuck Cute's skiddy grunts back to her and find a conspiracy going on.
*storms off in true party dramaesq |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party.
Can't imagine you running out of mojo! Anyhow, Bluey's requested Chopsy to join us so we've got an extra coupla limbs and orifices if either of us flag a bit
You know me - 3 is never enough.
Ok cheeky chops is in and dangerously curvy is waving at the driver to stop. The party wagon that never stops giving
for the record...I'm just hitching a ride, it's all about the bench, I mean pouffe
Take this glass of champers, get in the back, and enjoy the party.
"
Ok cheeky and curvy a bottle of pink champagne each, obviously it's pink because this is the pink party limo.
Now let the games continue |
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over a year ago
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"psst ben! don't let hels catch you in here! she'll tear you a new one...
you ain't seen me right!
Oh yeah and you! You and the boobage can come too!
ahem
I came back in to chuck Cute's skiddy grunts back to her and find a conspiracy going on.
*storms off in true party dramaesq"
I never did nuffin nor nuffin.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party.
Can't imagine you running out of mojo! Anyhow, Bluey's requested Chopsy to join us so we've got an extra coupla limbs and orifices if either of us flag a bit
You know me - 3 is never enough.
Ok cheeky chops is in and dangerously curvy is waving at the driver to stop. The party wagon that never stops giving
for the record...I'm just hitching a ride, it's all about the bench, I mean pouffe
Take this glass of champers, get in the back, and enjoy the party.
Ok cheeky and curvy a bottle of pink champagne each, obviously it's pink because this is the pink party limo.
Now let the games continue "
you lot got me in trouble with the lady with the pouffe! I'm taking a bottle of that pink shit and walking!!! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party.
Can't imagine you running out of mojo! Anyhow, Bluey's requested Chopsy to join us so we've got an extra coupla limbs and orifices if either of us flag a bit
You know me - 3 is never enough.
Ok cheeky chops is in and dangerously curvy is waving at the driver to stop. The party wagon that never stops giving
for the record...I'm just hitching a ride, it's all about the bench, I mean pouffe
Take this glass of champers, get in the back, and enjoy the party.
Ok cheeky and curvy a bottle of pink champagne each, obviously it's pink because this is the pink party limo.
Now let the games continue "
We need more men! I've kidnapped Brightonsteve, but he's bringing Diamondsmiles so we're still outnumbering you guys...I may have to do a recce and find a couple more fellas to keep us girls satisied - now where's my chloroform gone??? |
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party.
Can't imagine you running out of mojo! Anyhow, Bluey's requested Chopsy to join us so we've got an extra coupla limbs and orifices if either of us flag a bit
You know me - 3 is never enough.
Ok cheeky chops is in and dangerously curvy is waving at the driver to stop. The party wagon that never stops giving
for the record...I'm just hitching a ride, it's all about the bench, I mean pouffe
Take this glass of champers, get in the back, and enjoy the party.
Ok cheeky and curvy a bottle of pink champagne each, obviously it's pink because this is the pink party limo.
Now let the games continue "
Don't forget wyrd, she'll be there too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party.
Can't imagine you running out of mojo! Anyhow, Bluey's requested Chopsy to join us so we've got an extra coupla limbs and orifices if either of us flag a bit
You know me - 3 is never enough.
Ok cheeky chops is in and dangerously curvy is waving at the driver to stop. The party wagon that never stops giving
for the record...I'm just hitching a ride, it's all about the bench, I mean pouffe
Take this glass of champers, get in the back, and enjoy the party.
Ok cheeky and curvy a bottle of pink champagne each, obviously it's pink because this is the pink party limo.
Now let the games continue
We need more men! I've kidnapped Brightonsteve, but he's bringing Diamondsmiles so we're still outnumbering you guys...I may have to do a recce and find a couple more fellas to keep us girls satisied - now where's my chloroform gone??? "
We need a bigger vehicle more like.
Something with a lot of space to move |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Who would you ask to be your date?
I can only have one
Sounds good to me...hope the boys have enough stamina to take the two of us on Wyrd
I doubt it very, very much.
That's cos you're not taking the right MAN with you, baby, yeaaah baby
I am always up for extra men, especially as it looks like Caz has snaffled MysteriousGuy off me!
I'm still in the limo you know? haha
I have two hands
This is madness _yrdwoman and caz have their arses out the windows blasting champagne corks out of their jack and Danny's like machine guns. It looks like the battle of the Somme out there!
Meanwhile their heads are bobbing in a champagne bj competition to see who comes first, me or ole blueyes
This is some party
Woah, I better calm down. I need some mojo left over for the party.
Can't imagine you running out of mojo! Anyhow, Bluey's requested Chopsy to join us so we've got an extra coupla limbs and orifices if either of us flag a bit
You know me - 3 is never enough.
Ok cheeky chops is in and dangerously curvy is waving at the driver to stop. The party wagon that never stops giving
for the record...I'm just hitching a ride, it's all about the bench, I mean pouffe
Take this glass of champers, get in the back, and enjoy the party.
Ok cheeky and curvy a bottle of pink champagne each, obviously it's pink because this is the pink party limo.
Now let the games continue
We need more men! I've kidnapped Brightonsteve, but he's bringing Diamondsmiles so we're still outnumbering you guys...I may have to do a recce and find a couple more fellas to keep us girls satisied - now where's my chloroform gone???
We need a bigger vehicle more like.
Something with a lot of space to move"
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By (user no longer on site)
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More room now, dc has done a runner with a cheap bottle of aldi cava.
Well I wasn't gonna let her bog off with the good stuff was I? Welcome diamond? Shift up and have some fun. Now lets lick up some of that champers from caz's fountain |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"More room now, dc has done a runner with a cheap bottle of aldi cava.
Well I wasn't gonna let her bog off with the good stuff was I? Welcome diamond? Shift up and have some fun. Now lets lick up some of that champers from caz's fountain "
Sorry it's gone pink...Mother Nature's such a bitch |
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"More room now, dc has done a runner with a cheap bottle of aldi cava.
Well I wasn't gonna let her bog off with the good stuff was I? Welcome diamond? Shift up and have some fun. Now lets lick up some of that champers from caz's fountain "
I found the pink moet you had hidden!
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