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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

1, played ice hockey

2, was told by Rolf Harris I had the nicest hair he'd ever seen

3, was published in the news of the world flogging someone at a fetish event they went to undercover once.

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By *edangel_2013Woman  over a year ago

southend

1. Done a tandem jump.

2. Been part of a record breaking attempt for the amount of swingers in a club jacuzzi. Unfortunately Record Breakers wasn't there to record it.

3. Set fire to my uni halls of residence by attempting to cook a Pot Noodle in the microwave.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I pulled my own big toe nail off once.

Had a lot of armed police pointing guns at me due to a costume I was wearing. Even got the helicopter out

I got hit by a pushbike in Amsterdam.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had 3 children , each one a different way

Done a parachute jump

Moved 9 times in 5 years.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shared a lollipop with Kojak (before you ask Operation Yewtree doesn't need to investigate)

Had dinner with Bill Clinton

Stripped naked whilst belting out singing in the rain during a fire alarm at a US Ivy league university in front of about 500 female US students before disappearing leaving them very bemused.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had my hair cut off when it was past my bum and raised money had it taken to the bone almost and my hair was used to make a wig for children with cancer

Did strip tease on a stage in a pub i worked in again on a charity night and also on another one got auctioned off for a date...now that was an experience

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. chased down a shoplifter

2. Split up an agreement between a hooker and a guy that tried to rape her and she fled his house

3. Once trained to be a wrestler

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By *he_original_poloWoman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

1 - played ice hockey... oh damn that one's gone already... OK played softball.

2 - been interviewed on Sky Sports.

3 - Ran a banger-stock car team.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I once made the local news for pulling an April Fools prank involving my town centre public lavatories and some temporary signage which apparently caused quite a bit of embarrassment …

I was the man on the brake when a rig I worked on set a TD (Total Depth) record for the worlds longest horizontal section of offshore drilling carried out using water based mud… (which is no longer the record now)

When I was an apprentice I helped a renowned sculptor manufacture a piece of his art which has been exhibited all over the world since his death.

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By *uited staffs guyMan  over a year ago

staffordshire

Had an argument with a monkey in Kuala Lumpur

Had sex in a rainforest in Brazil

Abseiled in the UK

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By *kywatcherMan  over a year ago

Southwick

1. Had a US cycle policeman in Houston arrange a taxi for me when my paper bags fell apart due to the steamy heat when walking home with my shopping. Was sitting on the sidewalk doing my best to lighten the load which mainly consisted of beer....in itself an arrestable offence.

2. Played American football

3. Dived into an empty swimming pool in Saudi Arabia.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wrestled a tiger

Been a radio dj

Drove across five American states in one day

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By * n zCouple  over a year ago

leamington spa

Been on the 9 oclock news when I was about 13.

Given birth at home.

Can't think of a third !!!!!

A

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By *kywatcherMan  over a year ago

Southwick


"Wrestled a tiger"

Was that the Hull City FC club mascot?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No a real one in Thailand

Never been anywhere exotic like 'ull

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By *histler21Man  over a year ago

Ipswich

1. Sex in an funeral parlour toilets (don't worry - no 'clients' were present)

2. To be completed

3. To be completed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was in TA in Germany and we were all sitting around the opening of a Tank going over hills, I slid inside and spent the next week in bed totally black and blue from my neck to my ankles !

Again on annual camp when we had a mock gas attack, weather was scorching. I donned my NBC suit and woke up being 'nurse's by one of our 'casualties' he was a yummy Scots Gaurdsman

Ate Fruit Bat in Seychelles whilst we were being surrounded by its 'family flying over our heads!!!

Gill

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I was volunteered to pose for a charity event calender, it was along the lines of the calender girls. All I had to protect my modesty was a christmas decoration, I was Mr December though.

I went on HMS Churchill from Liverpool to Scotland, I was about 15 at the time and in the cadets. It was so much fun sleeping in the torpedo room, not nice though doing a stint up the conning tower at 1am .

I took part in a fun ride, it was the Liverpool to Scarborough fun ride. 177 miles and at the time not a lot of fun, I must have enjoyed some of it as I did it again two years later. I did a half decent time of 10 hours 58 minutes.

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By *kywatcherMan  over a year ago

Southwick


"No a real one in Thailand

Never been anywhere exotic like 'ull"

Hopefully in safe conditions and not out in the wild.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've heard 'ull can be pretty wild

The tiger was in captivity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

appeared on a television show in Romania after being in a lorry that crashed through a shop window.

Stood as guard of honour for fallen members of the bravo two zero team during the first gulf war.

Got d*unk with Jason statham in L.A

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I had my hair cut off when it was past my bum and raised money had it taken to the bone almost and my hair was used to make a wig for children with cancer

Did strip tease on a stage in a pub i worked in again on a charity night and also on another one got auctioned off for a date...now that was an experience"

what id give to see any of them lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some things are better kept to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1- I was touted to be a look a like for a celebrity but declined the offer

2 - I have appeared on tv with Helen chamberlain

3 - I bench pressed double my body weight for a 1 rep max

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"1, played ice hockey

2, was told by Rolf Harris I had the nicest hair he'd ever seen

3, was published in the news of the world flogging someone at a fetish event they went to undercover once. "

2. Rolf So ermmmm after he said your hair was nice.... what then ?

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple  over a year ago

Boldon

1. Participated in Come Dancing (The original, not Strictly)

2. The youngest person to ever compete in the British Latin American Sequence Championships in Blackpool Tower Ballroom- a record that can never be beaten as the competition is no longer held

3. Was 'outed' as a swinger within one day of starting a training course and I don't think I said or did anything that gave them that impression

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

measured the speed of light

joined fabs

bought a really old house

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By *els_BellsWoman  over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

1) Kicked a footballer out of a pub

2) Driven a bus

3) Had a wardrobe malfunction in front of a top tennis player, after running to get his autograph years ago and didn't notice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1, competed at semi pro in a very difficult sport. 2, competed in front of 5000 people at a top uk event, 3, caught a 60's pop star(and no1 holder) getting a blow job while the rest of the band signed autographs... crazy times really, and im only 33

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been out in an F3 type race car car (wasn't driving, it was one of 2 seater ones they take sponsors out in to get them to part with lots of money)

Been on stage at various arenas, including wembley with numerous well known bands with up to 30000 watching

Directed a TV show that got broadcast to up to 100 million people (They didn't tell me until after, I thought it was just for the live audience- kind of glad they didn't too)

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By *oasterCockbumMan  over a year ago

Highway 61

In life ......

Saved someones life

Created a life , well , technically co-created ....

Survived an attempt on me own life ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. Took a quad bike an hour into remote area in Scotland to meet a forester, had great sex by a stream then back by quad to find 10 ticks lodged in my thighs!

2. Spent time riding in Tuscany and every evening sat round a large Italian table with 21 folk of all nationalities.

3. Got fed up waiting in a queue to have a shower in the ladies bathroom at Carbusdale Castle - large youth hostel- so strutted to the men's bathroom with no queue and had one there.. Hee hee

Martha

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By *lleyCat1969Man  over a year ago

Folkestone

1 Been sworn at by Robert Maxwell

2 Played a major part in changing a law

3 Kissed Koo Stark.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wore bow ties to work

Custom paint job for my car to make her one of her kind back in 2002

Camping in the snow in a tent

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

I have sung at La Scala Opera House in Milan.

In an amateur theatrical production, due to last night performance pranks, I fell into the orchestra pit!

I've had dinner with Billy Connolly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. Was part of a team that sailed the Lively Lady yacht back round the world 60years after sir Alec Rose did it.

2. Created a system that was implemented across a string of gyms.

3. At one point I was a member of a freestyle dance team that was the best in the country.

MissD

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been on the back of Eddie Kidds bike when I was a kid.

I played at a few top grounds when I was a schoolboy. Ewood Park, Blackburn Rovers, Stamford Bridge, Chelsea and Goodison park, Everton.

Unusual?...thinking about it..I've not done a lot that is unusual per se.

Maybe my first swinging club I went to a year or so ago..that was unusual at the time.

Not really done much..there is still time!!

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By *xpresMan  over a year ago

Elland

Jack knifed my truck in to Leeds bradford airport underpass & shut the airport for 6hours

Was on wish you were ere as a kid watchin the see battle at peasom park scarbourgh

Was on the 1st " Be the best" advert for the army when i was a squaddie in longmoor ranges driving a landrover over a dune

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By *livia_KWoman  over a year ago

South London

I have:

- Bunjee jumped

- Floated in the Dead Sea

- Gone on stage at an air guitar competition

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have:

- Bunjee jumped

- Floated in the Dead Sea

- Gone on stage at an air guitar competition"

Now if you 'didn't' float in the Dead Sea - that would be unusual!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jack knifed my truck in to Leeds bradford airport underpass & shut the airport for 6hours"

Pmsl!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jack knifed my truck in to Leeds bradford airport underpass & shut the airport for 6hours

Was on wish you were ere as a kid watchin the see battle at peasom park scarbourgh

Was on the 1st " Be the best" advert for the army when i was a squaddie in longmoor ranges driving a landrover over a dune "

Longmoor! Am sure that's where I done my recruitment course or an annual camp back in 79 /80 !! Have some good memories of a Nye MP I met there

Gill

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meant to say nice MP lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Been a vocalist in a heavy metal band.

Stood talking to sharon de adel lead singer from metal band within temptation about breast feeding.

Was pulled up onstage when i was about 7 with keith harris and orville

Bunni xx

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By *xpresMan  over a year ago

Elland


"Jack knifed my truck in to Leeds bradford airport underpass & shut the airport for 6hours

Pmsl!!!"

March 22 2013... 0655am

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have been to Bucks palace and met a royal

A former partner of mine is a reality tv show

I brokered a £6m deal

(4, 5 & 6) for me

And I will not be divulging names/details from any of my numbers/posts

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By *livia_KWoman  over a year ago

South London


"I have:

- Bunjee jumped

- Floated in the Dead Sea

- Gone on stage at an air guitar competition

Now if you 'didn't' float in the Dead Sea - that would be unusual!! "

I did actually try to swim in it but it was really hard! And really weird.

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By *xpresMan  over a year ago

Elland

Was a trialist for Halifax RLFC

Fell out of a 4th floor window... not a scratch

Was told to " fuck of you prick" by Lilly Allen when i asked her if i could have a pick....

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon

1. Jumped a moving police car om a motorbike.

2. Slid a motorbike under the trailer of a HGV.... whilst is was moving!

3. Flirted with Princess Anne.

I think the scary one was 3 lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have:

- Bunjee jumped

- Floated in the Dead Sea

- Gone on stage at an air guitar competition

Now if you 'didn't' float in the Dead Sea - that would be unusual!!

I did actually try to swim in it but it was really hard! And really weird. "

And very salty I'd imagine (stingy eyes). I saw a photo of a friend floating whilst reading the paper - that looked weird!! Where did you bungy jump?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sky dived over fraser island Australia

Witnessed one of the discovery space shuttle launches

Almost stepped on a tiger snake when working on a paintball site in the bush in aus

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By *aceytopWoman  over a year ago

from a town near you

made a tv program for itv

produced and directed a play

rescued a drowning dog

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuck me.

Some of these responses?...

Fucking hell...I haven't lived!!!

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By *aceytopWoman  over a year ago

from a town near you


"Fuck me.

Some of these responses?...

Fucking hell...I haven't lived!!!

"

you have time child

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1: Climbed 2/3rds of the way up Everest (that's cheating really),

2: was convinced for 30 mins that I & my gf (with a terrible fear of flying) were about to die in an aircrash - the stewartess sitting close by seemed convinced also.

- & 3: errrrrm traveled to New Zealand overland-ish from India - does that count? ........Oh & caught malaria on route.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wow, some fantastic experiences here, mine are a bit dull but here we go:

1. Represented Great Britain numerous times in a minority sport

2. Competed in Le Mans 24 hour kart race (3 times)

3. Had a cheque in my hands for £1 million, sadly not payable to me

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By *drianukMan  over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

1. Touched Ted Heath when I was a child;

2. Shared a shower with two females at a nudiest camp;

3. Turned up for a meet with a cpl - and the couple had been set up. Hadn't a clue why I was knocking at their door.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a beer with George Harrison

Represented county at fencing

Got goosed by one of the women from Banarama.... I was trying to chat up Carol Decker at the time, so ignored her!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lived in 6 different countries.

Petted a wild chetah.

Been married for 15 years.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

DJ'ed a gig for a few hundred profoundly deaf people,

Played Bo Diddley's square guitar

While working on a remote Scottish island got totally rat-arsed and ended up in the island schoolhouse with the rest of my crew dancing wildly to reels being play by an equally rat-arsed islander playing a 3 stringed violin!

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington

1) Stared down the barrel of a sawn off shot gun as a victim in an armed robbery

2) Set a hotel on fire on a school trip

3) Hit two clays with one shot on a clay pigeon shoot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. Witnessed a man commit suicide. (not nice)

2. Applied CPR to a resident in a refuge.

3. Was part of a talk show on a manchester radio show. Awareness for domestic violence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a beer with George Harrison

Represented county at fencing

Got goosed by one of the women from Banarama.... I was trying to chat up Carol Decker at the time, so ignored her!"

would have give my right leg to have a beer with the 'quiet one'. Awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All work-related, and to me not that significant, but people's jaws drop when I tell them the following..

1. Saved a member of the Cabinet from losing his job when, unlike his staff, I had the guts to stand up to him and tell him his English was not as good as mine and 'did you really mean to say that....... Sir?' Seriously - would have had to resign if what he had written had been published. Arse saving? Oh yes!

2. Got d*unk with a less senior Minister (who's name shall remain a secret..) who you would NEVER think could 'put it away' like she did...

and...

3. after doing 'something' connected with the plans for her funeral, had tea privately with HM the Queen Mother...

Ted.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Told 50 cent to fuck off when he asked me to move my cab.

Shared a bottle of Jim Beam with a gun wielding maniac on a bus in Flagstaff Arizona.

Kicked a shark on the nose when it got a bit too close whilst snorkelling in Australia.

(B)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Delivered my own grandchild

Princess Anne opened my business

Was the first female to do my job in my town

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By *livia_KWoman  over a year ago

South London


"Told 50 cent to fuck off when he asked me to move my cab.

Shared a bottle of Jim Beam with a gun wielding maniac on a bus in Flagstaff Arizona.

Kicked a shark on the nose when it got a bit too close whilst snorkelling in Australia.

(B)"

Total BADASS!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Drank tea in my living room with a former Glastonbury headliner.

Was asked by one of S Club 7 - "do you know who I am?" I replied no, and it really didn't go down well.

Beaten Olympians and world champions on my bike

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