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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*knocks on Floro's door*
presents a bunch of flowers and a bottle of wine.. *reaches out for her hand and kisses it gently*
your taxi has arrived my lovely,, we are flying to the moon and going fishing for stars.. now hop in  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"o0o0o id love to have a date night.. speed dating? "
God no .. it takes me long enough on here to decide whether Ill mail someone let alone doing that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Infuriating
Anyone fancy a date ??
Yes!
Can I have March 17th please!
I do love a good Paddy's Day party!  "
Yes thats about the only date you may have free anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Infuriating
Anyone fancy a date ??
Yeah - dinner + a bottle of wine would go down really well!
Its not too much to ask for is it "
I can't remember the last time I went on a date, I genuinely can't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A date? What's that? I honestly can't remember the last time I went on an actual proper date. What happens on a normal date these days?"
You meet, chat, laugh, eat a nice meal, take cocktails, go to a club ... forget its a vanilla date and tell them about your bi experiences, goes a bit cold, then a gay lad comes up to you and feels your balls ... then the date ends
Think thats the normal format
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Infuriating
Anyone fancy a date ??
Yes please what availability do you have "
Hmmmmm this is a bit like speed dating isn't it .. I can't make a decision without 5 months worth of conversation |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Infuriating
Anyone fancy a date ??
Yeah - dinner + a bottle of wine would go down really well!
Its not too much to ask for is it
I can't remember the last time I went on a date, I genuinely can't."
Me either .. its a sad case of affairs isn't it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A date? What's that? I honestly can't remember the last time I went on an actual proper date. What happens on a normal date these days?
You meet, chat, laugh, eat a nice meal, take cocktails, go to a club ... forget its a vanilla date and tell them about your bi experiences, goes a bit cold, then a gay lad comes up to you and feels your balls ... then the date ends
Think thats the normal format
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Hahahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"o0o0o id love to have a date night.. speed dating?
Oh I'd love to go speed dating !!"
I don't think I could do that .. Im way too picky and speed isn't what I need with dating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i am truly impossible to date.. still would be ace to go on a date though
my ideal date costs £5, involves, bag of chips, the beach, some penny arcades and a game or 3 of pool to bring out my competitiveness
oh and a pretty tip top decent guy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i am truly impossible to date.. still would be ace to go on a date though
my ideal date costs £5, involves, bag of chips, the beach, some penny arcades and a game or 3 of pool to bring out my competitiveness
oh and a pretty tip top decent guy "
Where do you find one of those |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
"A date? What's that? I honestly can't remember the last time I went on an actual proper date. What happens on a normal date these days?
You meet, chat, laugh, eat a nice meal, take cocktails, go to a club ... forget its a vanilla date and tell them about your bi experiences, goes a bit cold, then a gay lad comes up to you and feels your balls ... then the date ends
Think thats the normal format
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This made me do a giggle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am truly impossible to date.. still would be ace to go on a date though
my ideal date costs £5, involves, bag of chips, the beach, some penny arcades and a game or 3 of pool to bring out my competitiveness
oh and a pretty tip top decent guy
Where do you find one of those "
Well when youve done the leg work and found one.. can i have his brother lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i am truly impossible to date.. still would be ace to go on a date though
my ideal date costs £5, involves, bag of chips, the beach, some penny arcades and a game or 3 of pool to bring out my competitiveness
oh and a pretty tip top decent guy
Where do you find one of those
Well when youve done the leg work and found one.. can i have his brother lol"
why do I have to do the leg work !!!! hahaha cheeky woman |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"A date? What's that? I honestly can't remember the last time I went on an actual proper date. What happens on a normal date these days?
You meet, chat, laugh, eat a nice meal, take cocktails, go to a club ... forget its a vanilla date and tell them about your bi experiences, goes a bit cold, then a gay lad comes up to you and feels your balls ... then the date ends
Think thats the normal format
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Infuriating
Anyone fancy a date ??
Im on my way sweetie with Pimms ,scrummy food,choccy wine and champers and a big huggle for ya..."
Aww thanks my lovely ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A date? What's that? I honestly can't remember the last time I went on an actual proper date. What happens on a normal date these days?
You meet, chat, laugh, eat a nice meal, take cocktails, go to a club ... forget its a vanilla date and tell them about your bi experiences, goes a bit cold, then a gay lad comes up to you and feels your balls ... then the date ends
Think thats the normal format
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Hot tip .... when a date suggests that they're open minded let them speak first!
That and don't finish the night off on Canal Street
Oh and finally ... don't date your workmates wife's work colleague  ... does he now know ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Infuriating
Anyone fancy a date ??
Im on my way sweetie with Pimms ,scrummy food,choccy wine and champers and a big huggle for ya...
Aww thanks my lovely ... "
Anytime and I mean that madam x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A date? What's that? I honestly can't remember the last time I went on an actual proper date. What happens on a normal date these days?
You meet, chat, laugh, eat a nice meal, take cocktails, go to a club ... forget its a vanilla date and tell them about your bi experiences, goes a bit cold, then a gay lad comes up to you and feels your balls ... then the date ends
Think thats the normal format
Hot tip .... when a date suggests that they're open minded let them speak first!
That and don't finish the night off on Canal Street
Oh and finally ... don't date your workmates wife's work colleague ... does he now know ??"
You could write a book |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Infuriating
Anyone fancy a date ??
Im on my way sweetie with Pimms ,scrummy food,choccy wine and champers and a big huggle for ya...
Aww thanks my lovely ...
Anytime and I mean that madam x"
Too lovely you are .. yes indeedy do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Infuriating
Anyone fancy a date ??
Im on my way sweetie with Pimms ,scrummy food,choccy wine and champers and a big huggle for ya...
Aww thanks my lovely ...
Anytime and I mean that madam x"
I'd happily take you both on a date! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A date? What's that? I honestly can't remember the last time I went on an actual proper date. What happens on a normal date these days?
You meet, chat, laugh, eat a nice meal, take cocktails, go to a club ... forget its a vanilla date and tell them about your bi experiences, goes a bit cold, then a gay lad comes up to you and feels your balls ... then the date ends
Think thats the normal format
Hot tip .... when a date suggests that they're open minded let them speak first!
That and don't finish the night off on Canal Street
Oh and finally ... don't date your workmates wife's work colleague ... does he now know ??
You could write a book "
Can imagine the look of angst on my boys' faces reading it ... tempting as it sounds think I will pass. Having said that, keeping a diary worked for Joe Orton ... would just have to work on the ending.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am truly impossible to date.. still would be ace to go on a date though
my ideal date costs £5, involves, bag of chips, the beach, some penny arcades and a game or 3 of pool to bring out my competitiveness
oh and a pretty tip top decent guy "
And there's me thinking girls wouldn't want this as a date. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am truly impossible to date.. still would be ace to go on a date though
my ideal date costs £5, involves, bag of chips, the beach, some penny arcades and a game or 3 of pool to bring out my competitiveness
oh and a pretty tip top decent guy
And there's me thinking girls wouldn't want this as a date. "
why what makes u think they wouldnt? ok, so its not gonna be an ideal date for every female but it would be perfect for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Infuriating
Anyone fancy a date ??
Im on my way sweetie with Pimms ,scrummy food,choccy wine and champers and a big huggle for ya...
Aww thanks my lovely ...
Anytime and I mean that madam x
I'd happily take you both on a date!"
I bet !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me i fancy a date
Lots of men would love to date you Im sure
They never asked tho you did "
Hahaha true .. Im so slow tonight I didn't realise you were saying yes to me !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am truly impossible to date.. still would be ace to go on a date though
my ideal date costs £5, involves, bag of chips, the beach, some penny arcades and a game or 3 of pool to bring out my competitiveness
oh and a pretty tip top decent guy
And there's me thinking girls wouldn't want this as a date.
why what makes u think they wouldnt? ok, so its not gonna be an ideal date for every female but it would be perfect for me "
Well it rains a lot in my area and most people in my area are lazy. So they wouldn't go for walks. Secondly they would only have a bag of chips when officially together not on a actual date and lastly a lot of women don't like pool and arcade games. Funnily enough a perfect date for me would be a drink, walk whilst having chips and a few games of pool somewhere and whilst walking home. Having a cheeky kiss/snog off them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i am truly impossible to date.. still would be ace to go on a date though
my ideal date costs £5, involves, bag of chips, the beach, some penny arcades and a game or 3 of pool to bring out my competitiveness
oh and a pretty tip top decent guy
And there's me thinking girls wouldn't want this as a date.
why what makes u think they wouldnt? ok, so its not gonna be an ideal date for every female but it would be perfect for me
Well it rains a lot in my area and most people in my area are lazy. So they wouldn't go for walks. Secondly they would only have a bag of chips when officially together not on a actual date and lastly a lot of women don't like pool and arcade games. Funnily enough a perfect date for me would be a drink, walk whilst having chips and a few games of pool somewhere and whilst walking home. Having a cheeky kiss/snog off them. "
Ahh you 2 should get together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i am truly impossible to date.. still would be ace to go on a date though
my ideal date costs £5, involves, bag of chips, the beach, some penny arcades and a game or 3 of pool to bring out my competitiveness
oh and a pretty tip top decent guy
And there's me thinking girls wouldn't want this as a date.
why what makes u think they wouldnt? ok, so its not gonna be an ideal date for every female but it would be perfect for me
Well it rains a lot in my area and most people in my area are lazy. So they wouldn't go for walks. Secondly they would only have a bag of chips when officially together not on a actual date and lastly a lot of women don't like pool and arcade games. Funnily enough a perfect date for me would be a drink, walk whilst having chips and a few games of pool somewhere and whilst walking home. Having a cheeky kiss/snog off them.
Ahh you 2 should get together "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Infuriating
Anyone fancy a date ?? "
Oh a date? I LOVE a box of medijool dates - ain't had one since xmas - or a cream cheese,date, n honey sandwich. DELUSH |
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