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By *am123 OP Man
over a year ago
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why??? what possible reason is there to where these hideous item of clothing at the beach or in the pool.
Is it to show off your assets to all those innocent people, that i'm sure dont wanna see it.
unless you are a pro swimmer looking to be streamline for gods sake leave them at home  |
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over a year ago
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"I remember the first time I ever heard them called that, I nearly crashed the car I was laughing so much  lol wht do u think of them ?"
On the Olympic divers lush , on anyone else just wrong. |
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Remember one of my first holidays abroad as a teenager..
There was some very large (just his belly) english bald headed guy sitting at the beach bar with his speedos on.. can still remember it so vividly to this day.. 
Every time he leant forward for a drink - One half of the speedos was being eaten by his mega hairy arse..
The front view was like the rainforrest was trying to regrow from each side of his front bulge..
And even the little bulge that he had went off at a weird twisty angle in his tight speedos..
Scarred for Life i tell ya..  |
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At public swimming baths in France men have to wear a speedo type garment to swim. Baggy shorts are not allowed. It's something to do with the air filter I think. |
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By *am123 OP Man
over a year ago
essex chelmsford |
"Remember one of my first holidays abroad as a teenager..
There was some very large (just his belly) english bald headed guy sitting at the beach bar with his speedos on.. can still remember it so vividly to this day..
Every time he leant forward for a drink - One half of the speedos was being eaten by his mega hairy arse..
The front view was like the rainforrest was trying to regrow from each side of his front bulge..
And even the little bulge that he had went off at a weird twisty angle in his tight speedos..
Scarred for Life i tell ya.. "
exactly my point you wre an inoccent girl and are still scarred by that hairy arse theres just no need for them |
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"Scarred for Life i tell ya..
exactly my point you wre an inoccent girl and are still scarred by that hairy arse theres just no need for them"
well thats it - Im not going to a Swimming pool in france now.. thats a fact
and i had to think about it.. and yes i was an innocent teenager
altho it wasnt the hairy arse.. seen loads of them growing up during the 80`s and 90`s lol..
i was more scared about the little cork-screw shaped sillouette thingy that kinda went off at angle that he kept nestled in the bushy jungle at he front of his speedos..
seriously |
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"Remember one of my first holidays abroad as a teenager..
There was some very large (just his belly) english bald headed guy sitting at the beach bar with his speedos on.. can still remember it so vividly to this day..
Every time he leant forward for a drink - One half of the speedos was being eaten by his mega hairy arse..
The front view was like the rainforrest was trying to regrow from each side of his front bulge..
And even the little bulge that he had went off at a weird twisty angle in his tight speedos..
Scarred for Life i tell ya.. "
You've got a way with words and I've a vivid imagination: thanks for that!  |
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By *am123 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Scarred for Life i tell ya..
exactly my point you wre an inoccent girl and are still scarred by that hairy arse theres just no need for them
well thats it - Im not going to a Swimming pool in france now.. thats a fact
and i had to think about it.. and yes i was an innocent teenager
altho it wasnt the hairy arse.. seen loads of them growing up during the 80`s and 90`s lol..
i was more scared about the little cork-screw shaped sillouette thingy that kinda went off at angle that he kept nestled in the bushy jungle at he front of his speedos..
seriously "
lol....
i just don't see why anyone would wanna wear them things,surely its s perverse thing was hoping some smugglers mite be on here to explain. will they admit to wearing them???
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"why??? what possible reason is there to where these hideous item of clothing at the beach or in the pool.
Is it to show off your assets to all those innocent people, that i'm sure dont wanna see it.
unless you are a pro swimmer looking to be streamline for gods sake leave them at home "
They are not quite as bad as men in thongs....I said not quite! |
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By *am123 OP Man
over a year ago
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"why??? what possible reason is there to where these hideous item of clothing at the beach or in the pool.
Is it to show off your assets to all those innocent people, that i'm sure dont wanna see it.
unless you are a pro swimmer looking to be streamline for gods sake leave them at home They are not quite as bad as men in thongs....I said not quite! "
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You've got a way with words and I've a vivid imagination: thanks for that! "
Sorry.. hope iv not scarred anyone else..
speedos in the 80`s were a health hazard
Dont get me wrong.. but i do love wearing next to nothing on the beach - but its only if i find a quiet spot and there is next to no kids or teens about.... |
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"At public swimming baths in France men have to wear a speedo type garment to swim. Baggy shorts are not allowed. It's something to do with the air filter I think. "
Yes which is why I have a pair just for France. James Bond style  |
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I don't like men in budgie smuggler underpants either...boxers look nicer 
Go have a google 