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I need to nip to waitrose..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I had to eat someone in a desperate situation..id choose a Waitrose shopper..
Im assuming they would taste better than someone who shops at say, Asda for example?...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just done my weekly shop, and I forgot the Grenadine syrup for the non-alcoholic I shall be making for work, doh!
So yes please for a bottle of Grenadine syrup, TVMIA!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I had to eat someone in a desperate situation..id choose a Waitrose shopper..
Im assuming they would taste better than someone who shops at say, Asda for example?... "
haha saying that i saw a brand new bently parked in my local asda the other day..
not a sight i thought i would ever see |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i saw a brand new bently parked in my local asda the other day..
not a sight i thought i would ever see "
Why not?
Who ever said a Bentley driver had any taste?
Bluntly, if I actually had the money to buy a Bentley, A Bentley is NOT what I would buy.
I'm 62% sure that exactly 62% of the population have no fecking idea what £200K looks like and equally have no fecking idea what £200K can buy.
If I had £200K, I wouldn't buy a Bentley, I would blow the whole lot in Waitrose!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i saw a brand new bently parked in my local asda the other day..
not a sight i thought i would ever see
Why not?
Who ever said a Bentley driver had any taste?
Bluntly, if I actually had the money to buy a Bentley, A Bentley is NOT what I would buy.
I'm 62% sure that exactly 62% of the population have no fecking idea what £200K looks like and equally have no fecking idea what £200K can buy.
If I had £200K, I wouldn't buy a Bentley, I would blow the whole lot in Waitrose!! "
You might even get a whole bunch of bananas for that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You might even get a whole bunch of bananas for that! "
Case in point.
Shopping in Waitrose means two things to two separate people.
It's either "I'm REALLY posh I shop in Waitrose look at my bags"
Or it's
"Damn! ...and I thought I was skint before!"
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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You might even get a whole bunch of bananas for that!
Case in point.
Shopping in Waitrose means two things to two separate people.
It's either "I'm REALLY posh I shop in Waitrose look at my bags"
Or it's
"Damn! ...and I thought I was skint before!"
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Or, quality food, realistically priced being sold to you by people getting a share of the profits. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You might even get a whole bunch of bananas for that!
Case in point.
Shopping in Waitrose means two things to two separate people.
It's either "I'm REALLY posh I shop in Waitrose look at my bags"
Or it's
"Damn! ...and I thought I was skint before!"
Or, quality food, realistically priced being sold to you by people getting a share of the profits. "
 Good service from helpful courteous staff too. Sadly lacking in service averse UK these days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I should add..I COULD shop in Waitrose if I really wanted too.
But do people really subjectively believe the food is better than Tesco or Sainsbury's?
As part of my job I sit through dozens of sales rep presentations every week..
The term "Market positioning" AKA "turd polishing" is a term I understand well.
One of my sayings is: "you can sell dog shit if you package it right!" |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I should add..I COULD shop in Waitrose if I really wanted too.
But do people really subjectively believe the food is better than Tesco or Sainsbury's?
As part of my job I sit through dozens of sales rep presentations every week..
The term "Market positioning" AKA "turd polishing" is a term I understand well.
One of my sayings is: "you can sell dog shit if you package it right!""
That would be very dull. Everybody knows, you can't polish a turd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I should add..I COULD shop in Waitrose if I really wanted too.
But do people really subjectively believe the food is better than Tesco or Sainsbury's?
As part of my job I sit through dozens of sales rep presentations every week..
The term "Market positioning" AKA "turd polishing" is a term I understand well.
One of my sayings is: "you can sell dog shit if you package it right!""
Well the Pate is DEFO much better in waitrose - n u know us nice Jewish boys - we know ALL about Pate!!!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I should add..I COULD shop in Waitrose if I really wanted too.
But do people really subjectively believe the food is better than Tesco or Sainsbury's?
As part of my job I sit through dozens of sales rep presentations every week..
The term "Market positioning" AKA "turd polishing" is a term I understand well.
One of my sayings is: "you can sell dog shit if you package it right!""
There is that, however Waitrose make an effort to produce their own food, support projects around the world and source from those and if they decide to sell horse meat I feel confident it will be labeled as horse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I should add..I COULD shop in Waitrose if I really wanted too.
But do people really subjectively believe the food is better than Tesco or Sainsbury's?
As part of my job I sit through dozens of sales rep presentations every week..
The term "Market positioning" AKA "turd polishing" is a term I understand well.
One of my sayings is: "you can sell dog shit if you package it right!"
Well the Pate is DEFO much better in waitrose - n u know us nice Jewish boys - we know ALL about Pate!!! "
And the girls pate is lovely there as are lots of things ....actually i will have some brussels with nice bread please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I should add..I COULD shop in Waitrose if I really wanted too.
But do people really subjectively believe the food is better than Tesco or Sainsbury's?
As part of my job I sit through dozens of sales rep presentations every week..
The term "Market positioning" AKA "turd polishing" is a term I understand well.
One of my sayings is: "you can sell dog shit if you package it right!"
Well the Pate is DEFO much better in waitrose - n u know us nice Jewish boys - we know ALL about Pate!!!
And the girls pate is lovely there as are lots of things ....actually i will have some brussels with nice bread please "
All this food talk is making me hungry!!!!!
Oh for sum home made chicken liver Pate, Jewish penicillin n lox - the days of my childhood r rushing by me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i saw a brand new bently parked in my local asda the other day..
not a sight i thought i would ever see
Why not?
Who ever said a Bentley driver had any taste?
Bluntly, if I actually had the money to buy a Bentley, A Bentley is NOT what I would buy.
I'm 62% sure that exactly 62% of the population have no fecking idea what £200K looks like and equally have no fecking idea what £200K can buy.
If I had £200K, I wouldn't buy a Bentley, I would blow the whole lot in Waitrose!! "
im pretty sure for the owners of a Bentley 200k is just a drop in the ocean..
maybe not all Asda are like my local.. but mine is full of ladies in tight tracksuits and ugg boots with bite me wirtten across the ass..
the men all wear caps and pants round their ankles.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No, thanks, but I have a couple of jobs to be done around the place. Can you pop round in your boots and tool belt ?"
Er, that's a very kind offer but, to be honest, I don't think I'm qualified carey out the kind of 'Job' you want |
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