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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure how this works..although it sounds like fun!!
Not meaning to sound thick but how does it work?..."
People have to guess your profession from the clues you give lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The latter, the best way to liken it (I think) that most people will understand, a paramedic is like a teacher, and a tech is like their teaching assistant. A tech can be trusted to do most things, but there are certain procedures only a paramedic can do.... Hence why they get the film star wages, that's a joke, they really don't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Randy Marsh is a paramedic or Ambulance Technician i heard it called once "
Thats not really giving a clue is it lol, will he mind you telling everyone what he does for a living? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The latter, the best way to liken it (I think) that most people will understand, a paramedic is like a teacher, and a tech is like their teaching assistant. A tech can be trusted to do most things, but there are certain procedures only a paramedic can do.... Hence why they get the film star wages, that's a joke, they really don't."
Will you do the degree? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Randy Marsh is a paramedic or Ambulance Technician i heard it called once
Thats not really giving a clue is it lol, will he mind you telling everyone what he does for a living? "
Lol we just guessed it on the other thread so i doubt it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give a clue to your job see if people get it...I know so wont comment i sit in the same chair all day everyday but in different places  "
With the other ladies some sort of driver |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Randy Marsh is a paramedic or Ambulance Technician i heard it called once
Thats not really giving a clue is it lol, will he mind you telling everyone what he does for a living?
Lol we just guessed it on the other thread so i doubt it"
Yeah just spotted that after seeing this one. Doh! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you do the degree?"
Yes, and hopefully a masters too, and depending on how that goes, I'd like to do a PHD. There's a couple with that now working as consultant paramedics. They're the ones with the film star wages. |
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"Give a clue to your job see if people get it...I know so wont comment i sit in the same chair all day everyday but in different places
Lorry driver? "
x red x i know it was to easy..my pic gave it away which i realized after i posted...dumb i know...lol thought I'd have a go though...lol but what kind of lorry?? I deliver my load without any fork truck or person touching anything i have on board... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give a clue to your job see if people get it...I know so wont comment i sit in the same chair all day everyday but in different places
Lorry driver?
The avatar is a bit of a giveaway.....  "
I didn't even notice, doh!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you do the degree?
Yes, and hopefully a masters too, and depending on how that goes, I'd like to do a PHD. There's a couple with that now working as consultant paramedics. They're the ones with the film star wages."
Cool. 
Good luck x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I'm sure if ppl don't wish to reveal on the thread they can Pm the person who gets it right ?
I sort things out for you when you've messed up and got it wrong, it ain't no laughing matter despite the famous song ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Okay mine is tough without giving it away straight away!
Randy Marsh might blame me for getting him off shift late  "
Emergency services call centre i don't know the proper term |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay mine is tough without giving it away straight away!
Randy Marsh might blame me for getting him off shift late "
Are you an ambulance dispatcher......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
?????????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sort things out for you when you've messed up and got it wrong, it ain't no laughing matter despite the famous song ?
A counsellor...??"
Sorry nil point greedy.. still working yours out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????"
Scaffolder? My neighbours has been up forever!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I'm sure if ppl don't wish to reveal on the thread they can Pm the person who gets it right ?
I sort things out for you when you've messed up and got it wrong, it ain't no laughing matter despite the famous song ?"
Defence lawyer?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????"
Got to be a scaffolder? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
Got to be a scaffolder?"
Sorry... Steel erector. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I'm sure if ppl don't wish to reveal on the thread they can Pm the person who gets it right ?
I sort things out for you when you've messed up and got it wrong, it ain't no laughing matter despite the famous song ?
Defence lawyer?!"
Yuck shame on you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
Got to be a scaffolder?
Sorry... Steel erector."
Miles off!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????"
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I'm sure if ppl don't wish to reveal on the thread they can Pm the person who gets it right ?
I sort things out for you when you've messed up and got it wrong, it ain't no laughing matter despite the famous song ?
Defence lawyer?!
Yuck shame on you lol"
Lol sorry x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night! "
Is it something to do with structures though? Cant think what other industry you would put poles up and now take them down |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night! "
You put flags up? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Events planner?
I don't do the planning but come in after  getting warm
Security events thingy?"
Your'e the closest im an operations manager for special events |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Events planner?
I don't do the planning but come in after getting warm
Security events thingy?
Your'e the closest im an operations manager for special events "
Yay me!
And oooo that sounds like a good job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I move a structure needed for everyday life. It deals with the harshest of environments and i move them all around the world !"
Supply tents to crisis all over world ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I'm sure if ppl don't wish to reveal on the thread they can Pm the person who gets it right ?
I sort things out for you when you've messed up and got it wrong, it ain't no laughing matter despite the famous song ?
Defence lawyer?!
Yuck shame on you lol
Lol sorry x"
Forgiven |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"I move a structure needed for everyday life. It deals with the harshest of environments and i move them all around the world !"
Containers. Are you a crane driver at a port which moves containers? |
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"I move a structure needed for everyday life. It deals with the harshest of environments and i move them all around the world !
Containers. Are you a crane driver at a port which moves containers?"
Nope. Good try. Think a little bigger |
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"I move a structure needed for everyday life. It deals with the harshest of environments and i move them all around the world !
Supply tents to crisis all over world ? "
Nope. No where near. Much larger scale! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I move a structure needed for everyday life. It deals with the harshest of environments and i move them all around the world !
Containers. Are you a crane driver at a port which moves containers?
Nope. Good try. Think a little bigger"
Shipping...oil ? Or oil platforms ? |
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"I move a structure needed for everyday life. It deals with the harshest of environments and i move them all around the world !
Containers. Are you a crane driver at a port which moves containers?
Nope. Good try. Think a little bigger
Shipping...oil ? Or oil platforms ? "
Correct tow master! I move oil rigs around the world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"I move a structure needed for everyday life. It deals with the harshest of environments and i move them all around the world !
Containers. Are you a crane driver at a port which moves containers?
Nope. Good try. Think a little bigger"
Caravan mover? |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum "
A wedding planner/events manager? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum "
Wedding planner? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
Is it something to do with structures though? Cant think what other industry you would put poles up and now take them down"
Ha ha Nooooooooooo not really .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum "
Parcel force or some sort of deliver y postman maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
Is it something to do with structures though? Cant think what other industry you would put poles up and now take them down
Ha ha Nooooooooooo not really .."
Grrr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
You put flags up?"
noooo! I could tell you more but once I get started you won't be able to "shutter" me up!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
Is it something to do with structures though? Cant think what other industry you would put poles up and now take them down
Ha ha Nooooooooooo not really .."
Put poles up for power cables? |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
You put flags up?
noooo! I could tell you more but once I get started you won't be able to "shutter" me up!!!"
A shutter installer? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night! "
It is a very material world for me!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
It is a very material world for me!!!"
Market stall holder? Lol ffs its giving me the hump now ha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
Is it something to do with structures though? Cant think what other industry you would put poles up and now take them down
Ha ha Nooooooooooo not really ..
Put poles up for power cables? "
That is so funny. My friends think I have the gayest job ever and your guesses are all really masculine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
Is it something to do with structures though? Cant think what other industry you would put poles up and now take them down
Ha ha Nooooooooooo not really ..
Put poles up for power cables?
That is so funny. My friends think I have the gayest job ever and your guesses are all really masculine. "
 gis another clue lol |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
It is a very material world for me!!!"
You erect shop awnings |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
It is a very material world for me!!!
Market stall holder? Lol ffs its giving me the hump now ha x"
"How ya doin' darlin'? Can I tempt ya wiv my cucumber?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
It is a very material world for me!!!"
Blinds you fit blinds???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
It is a very material world for me!!!
You erect shop awnings"
You're all getting close now(except for one, you know who you are ). Last clue..... I am worried that one of my customers is a member of the site and may "shop" me and that would bring the curtain down on this game!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
It is a very material world for me!!!
You erect shop awnings
You're all getting close now(except for one, you know who you are ). Last clue..... I am worried that one of my customers is a member of the site and may "shop" me and that would bring the curtain down on this game!!!!
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Window dresser? ??? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
It is a very material world for me!!!
You erect shop awnings
You're all getting close now(except for one, you know who you are ). Last clue..... I am worried that one of my customers is a member of the site and may "shop" me and that would bring the curtain down on this game!!!!
Window dresser? ???"
You install window blinds |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
There's also A LOT of pulling involved, especially at night!
It is a very material world for me!!!
You erect shop awnings
You're all getting close now(except for one, you know who you are ). Last clue..... I am worried that one of my customers is a member of the site and may "shop" me and that would bring the curtain down on this game!!!!
Window dresser? ???
You install window blinds"
Well done folks (talk about pulling teeth...). I actually own a curtain shop, so I sell and instal curtains, blinds shutters....
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????"
Easy ... importer and tester of ugly gay Eastern European men into Scotland |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"My job has two parts: the main part involves dealing with people in personal crisis, the second part involves people who need to deal with those in crisis."
From other posts, your job fascinates me and I've always wondered what you did.
Citizens advice?
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"My job has two parts: the main part involves dealing with people in personal crisis, the second part involves people who need to deal with those in crisis.
From other posts, your job fascinates me and I've always wondered what you did.
Citizens advice?
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Something in health and social care |
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"My job has two parts: the main part involves dealing with people in personal crisis, the second part involves people who need to deal with those in crisis.
From other posts, your job fascinates me and I've always wondered what you did.
Citizens advice?
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No |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"My job has two parts: the main part involves dealing with people in personal crisis, the second part involves people who need to deal with those in crisis."
Civil case lawyer/adviser? |
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"My job has two parts: the main part involves dealing with people in personal crisis, the second part involves people who need to deal with those in crisis.
From other posts, your job fascinates me and I've always wondered what you did.
Citizens advice?
Something in health and social care"
No
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My job has two parts: the main part involves dealing with people in personal crisis, the second part involves people who need to deal with those in crisis.
From other posts, your job fascinates me and I've always wondered what you did.
Citizens advice?
Something in health and social care
No
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Loan shark |
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"Ok.... Thinking caps on....?
I am often handling poles of various lengths and girths. They always go up but rarely come down (unless I've not erected them properly). I can't really tell you the fabric of my job without giving it away but I do hear lots of VERY bad jokes about being myopic.....
??????????
Easy ... importer and tester of ugly gay Eastern European men into Scotland "
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"My job has two parts: the main part involves dealing with people in personal crisis, the second part involves people who need to deal with those in crisis.
Civil case lawyer/adviser?"
You've got part of it
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"My job has two parts: the main part involves dealing with people in personal crisis, the second part involves people who need to deal with those in crisis.
From other posts, your job fascinates me and I've always wondered what you did.
Citizens advice?
Something in health and social care
No
Loan shark "
Haa haa haa haa improvement according to some |
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"My job has two parts: the main part involves dealing with people in personal crisis, the second part involves people who need to deal with those in crisis."
Hitman with a sideline as an undertaker? |
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"My job has two parts: the main part involves dealing with people in personal crisis, the second part involves people who need to deal with those in crisis.
Hitman with a sideline as an undertaker? "
You guys are hilarious! |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
Feel like a right stalker.
In my imagination, you are a high flying lawyer/philanthrepist, but represent the people cos you're a billionaire and came from a poor family. You were the first person in your family to go to uni and you aced it all.
So please don't shatter my illusions
In real life I think you could be a legal secretary |
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"Feel like a right stalker.
In my imagination, you are a high flying lawyer/philanthrepist, but represent the people cos you're a billionaire and came from a poor family. You were the first person in your family to go to uni and you aced it all.
So please don't shatter my illusions
In real life I think you could be a legal secretary"
 Should I be scared?!!
Not made it to billionaire status yet  but you're pretty spot on. First one at uni, only because I'm the eldest, my sisters are brighter (and richer) than me. I'm a personal injury specialist, and I train, tutor and mentor trade union lay officers. |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum
Parcel force or some sort of deliver y postman maybe"
sorry nowhere near |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum
A wedding planner/events manager?"
nope try again |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"Feel like a right stalker.
In my imagination, you are a high flying lawyer/philanthrepist, but represent the people cos you're a billionaire and came from a poor family. You were the first person in your family to go to uni and you aced it all.
So please don't shatter my illusions
In real life I think you could be a legal secretary
Should I be scared?!!
Not made it to billionaire status yet but you're pretty spot on. First one at uni, only because I'm the eldest, my sisters are brighter (and richer) than me. I'm a personal injury specialist, and I train, tutor and mentor trade union lay officers."
Sorry, I'm not stalking you at all (yet)
;-) I just find some of your posts interesting and build a picture of some people.
I'm made up I was close though lol |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc |
"Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum
A wedding planner/events manager?
nope try again "
A registra (cant spell  Sorry) |
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"Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum
A wedding planner/events manager?
nope try again "
Hotel manager |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
"Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum
A wedding planner/events manager?
nope try again
A registra (cant spell Sorry)"
nope x |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum
A wedding planner/events manager?
nope try again
Hotel manager "
hopefully one day ...start at the bottom and work up as they say |
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over a year ago
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On my office wall there are three clocks, Latin American time, European and Asia...I work from home and use Skype for this and speak to people of all ages and nationalities ?? |
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My job involves working with many different ppl, within and out of my service. I have to keep a cool head at all times and can at times deal with difficult ppl.
My second job, I also provide a service for ppl that i don't or never will meet.. |
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"My job involves working with many different ppl, within and out of my service. I have to keep a cool head at all times and can at times deal with difficult ppl.
My second job, I also provide a service for ppl that i don't or never will meet.."
First job : Forum Moderator?
Second job : Undertaker?
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"Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum
A wedding planner/events manager?
nope try again
Hotel manager
hopefully one day ...start at the bottom and work up as they say "
Hotel receptionist |
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"My job involves working with many different ppl, within and out of my service. I have to keep a cool head at all times and can at times deal with difficult ppl.
My second job, I also provide a service for ppl that i don't or never will meet.."
Police officer?
Samaritan? |
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"Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum
A wedding planner/events manager?
nope try again
A registra (cant spell Sorry)
nope x"
Has it got something to do with weddings though? |
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"Well I'm sure if ppl don't wish to reveal on the thread they can Pm the person who gets it right ?
I sort things out for you when you've messed up and got it wrong, it ain't no laughing matter despite the famous song ?"
Police Officer.. |
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"On my office wall there are three clocks, Latin American time, European and Asia...I work from home and use Skype for this and speak to people of all ages and nationalities ?? "
Mmm bilingual..
insurance sales, commodities or along those lines..? |
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see if you can guess what i do...
i have duties and responsibilities and need to be seen,a smile and a nod and never seem mean,a man in control i'm always in charge and the job that i do you need to be large....
put that to music and i'm like busta rhymes haha  |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok here's my description
I talk to people all over the world. Wish people good night and good morning. See some of them on their most important day of their life. From transport to flowers I can sort it out.. Keep bosses calm and people happy but spend good part of my day on my bum
A wedding planner/events manager?
nope try again
Hotel manager
hopefully one day ...start at the bottom and work up as they say
Hotel receptionist "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"see if you can guess what i do...
i have duties and responsibilities and need to be seen,a smile and a nod and never seem mean,a man in control i'm always in charge and the job that i do you need to be large....
put that to music and i'm like busta rhymes haha "
Door supervisor |
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Okay, have a go at mine: My job can sometimes feel like a music hall plate-spinning act... only in my case the plates are aircraft. I have to something of a chameleon, an agony aunt to some, an authority figure to others. But after spending between 30 and 90mins at close quarters with me, I need to make sure that my customers are full of confidence that I will be there to go through it all again with them a day, a few days, often a week or two weeks later.
So what do I do for a job...????
(and no giving the game away Bambi!!! )
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"Okay, have a go at mine: My job can sometimes feel like a music hall plate-spinning act... only in my case the plates are aircraft. I have to something of a chameleon, an agony aunt to some, an authority figure to others. But after spending between 30 and 90mins at close quarters with me, I need to make sure that my customers are full of confidence that I will be there to go through it all again with them a day, a few days, often a week or two weeks later.
So what do I do for a job...????
(and no giving the game away Bambi!!! )
Ted "
Travel rep or air steward |
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"Okay, have a go at mine: My job can sometimes feel like a music hall plate-spinning act... only in my case the plates are aircraft. I have to something of a chameleon, an agony aunt to some, an authority figure to others. But after spending between 30 and 90mins at close quarters with me, I need to make sure that my customers are full of confidence that I will be there to go through it all again with them a day, a few days, often a week or two weeks later.
So what do I do for a job...????
(and no giving the game away Bambi!!! )
Ted "
I know |
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"Okay, have a go at mine: My job can sometimes feel like a music hall plate-spinning act... only in my case the plates are aircraft. I have to something of a chameleon, an agony aunt to some, an authority figure to others. But after spending between 30 and 90mins at close quarters with me, I need to make sure that my customers are full of confidence that I will be there to go through it all again with them a day, a few days, often a week or two weeks later.
So what do I do for a job...????
(and no giving the game away Bambi!!! )
Ted
Travel rep or air steward"
Nope |
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"Okay, have a go at mine: My job can sometimes feel like a music hall plate-spinning act... only in my case the plates are aircraft. I have to something of a chameleon, an agony aunt to some, an authority figure to others. But after spending between 30 and 90mins at close quarters with me, I need to make sure that my customers are full of confidence that I will be there to go through it all again with them a day, a few days, often a week or two weeks later.
So what do I do for a job...????
(and no giving the game away Bambi!!! )
Ted
Travel rep or air steward
Nope "
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"Okay, have a go at mine: My job can sometimes feel like a music hall plate-spinning act... only in my case the plates are aircraft. I have to something of a chameleon, an agony aunt to some, an authority figure to others. But after spending between 30 and 90mins at close quarters with me, I need to make sure that my customers are full of confidence that I will be there to go through it all again with them a day, a few days, often a week or two weeks later.
So what do I do for a job...????
(and no giving the game away Bambi!!! )
Ted
Travel rep or air steward
Nope
Pilot"
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"Okay, have a go at mine: My job can sometimes feel like a music hall plate-spinning act... only in my case the plates are aircraft. I have to something of a chameleon, an agony aunt to some, an authority figure to others. But after spending between 30 and 90mins at close quarters with me, I need to make sure that my customers are full of confidence that I will be there to go through it all again with them a day, a few days, often a week or two weeks later.
So what do I do for a job...????
(and no giving the game away Bambi!!! )
Ted "
Air traffic controller ? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Okay, have a go at mine: My job can sometimes feel like a music hall plate-spinning act... only in my case the plates are aircraft. I have to something of a chameleon, an agony aunt to some, an authority figure to others. But after spending between 30 and 90mins at close quarters with me, I need to make sure that my customers are full of confidence that I will be there to go through it all again with them a day, a few days, often a week or two weeks later.
So what do I do for a job...????
(and no giving the game away Bambi!!! )
Ted "
Are you a taxi driver perchance ? |
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"Okay, have a go at mine: My job can sometimes feel like a music hall plate-spinning act... only in my case the plates are aircraft. I have to something of a chameleon, an agony aunt to some, an authority figure to others. But after spending between 30 and 90mins at close quarters with me, I need to make sure that my customers are full of confidence that I will be there to go through it all again with them a day, a few days, often a week or two weeks later.
So what do I do for a job...????
(and no giving the game away Bambi!!! )
Ted
Are you a taxi driver perchance ?"
Yes! Not me of course |
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