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"Did she have underwear on.. "A nice white pair of knickers. | |||
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"I saw a woman with a short skirt on carrying an over the shoulder bag. The skirt had caught on the bag and had rode up clearly showing her bottom. I pondered for five minutes but I didn't have the bottle to tell her. (B). " I was once one of those sad group of people who gathered on the train station platform every day at 6am waiting to commute to London. About 6 months into my sentence, there was a lady on the crowded platform with the hem of her skirt tucked into her knickers, nobody said a word, until I decided it needed doing and walked up to her told her then walked away. Took her two weeks but she did come back and thank me, and for the remaining time of my 18 months of madness shared the commute with me bringing conversation and laughter to what had previously been a harrowing silent journey... Moral of the story, do let them know, if it's deliberate they will be pleased you noticed, but as it probably isn't they will be embarrassed for a while but then glad they were told! | |||
"I saw a woman with a short skirt on carrying an over the shoulder bag. The skirt had caught on the bag and had rode up clearly showing her bottom. I pondered for five minutes but I didn't have the bottle to tell her. (B). I was once one of those sad group of people who gathered on the train station platform every day at 6am waiting to commute to London. About 6 months into my sentence, there was a lady on the crowded platform with the hem of her skirt tucked into her knickers, nobody said a word, until I decided it needed doing and walked up to her told her then walked away. Took her two weeks but she did come back and thank me, and for the remaining time of my 18 months of madness shared the commute with me bringing conversation and laughter to what had previously been a harrowing silent journey... Moral of the story, do let them know, if it's deliberate they will be pleased you noticed, but as it probably isn't they will be embarrassed for a while but then glad they were told!" Whilst I agree that I should have said something in my defence I am a man in my forties and she was an attractive twenty something. I didn't want to startle her. I followed her for ages wondering whether I should say something but I just couldn't do it. | |||
"I followed her for ages wondering whether I should say something but I just couldn't do it. " Good for you, I do hope you followed at the right distance to prevent anyone else getting the optimal viewing distance as written in the code of chivalry handbook | |||
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"i think passport renewel is so hard bacuse of so much fraud that happens.. im thankful that they are doing alot to stop identidy theft tbh" Except all the identity fraud practitioners know how to fill the form in and have the correct documentation.. I think from now on anyone who completes the passport application correctly should be refused a passport  | |||
"i think passport renewel is so hard bacuse of so much fraud that happens.. im thankful that they are doing alot to stop identidy theft tbh Except all the identity fraud practitioners know how to fill the form in and have the correct documentation.. I think from now on anyone who completes the passport application correctly should be refused a passport "im sure if it was easier more would be doing it tho.. look how many try and get in illegally to this country as it is | |||
"i think passport renewel is so hard bacuse of so much fraud that happens.. im thankful that they are doing alot to stop identidy theft tbh" I just did mine and it was a doddle. It's harder do an initial application, as it should be, but as I haven't changed much in the last ten years I only had to send two pictures, my old passport and the form. I think people get stressed because it's one form for everything but you ignore most sections if you're just renewing. | |||
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"I am sorry that my post has diverted people focus from the purpose of Mysterious guy's thread! "So you should be! I think you should have an embarrassed grin on your face and your lightweight summer dress up over your head as your passport photo | |||
"I am sorry that my post has diverted people focus from the purpose of Mysterious guy's thread!
So you should be! I think you should have an embarrassed grin on your face and your lightweight summer dress up over your head as your passport photo "Kinky sexy   | |||
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"I am all for that photo And one of bambi doing the cancan too "Of course, how else can she prove a French connection.  | |||
"I am all for that photo And one of bambi doing the cancan too
Of course, how else can she prove a French connection. "Bring it on....but who's offering to take the pic? | |||
"I am all for that photo And one of bambi doing the cancan too
Of course, how else can she prove a French connection.
Bring it on....but who's offering to take the pic? "Moi , moi , moi. | |||
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"I will tell my one and only joke again. Why do black sheep eat less than white sheep. Because there isn't as many of them" That made me laugh. | |||
"I am all for that photo And one of bambi doing the cancan too
Of course, how else can she prove a French connection.
Bring it on....but who's offering to take the pic? "I can can And you can can And you can can And I can can | |||
"I am all for that photo And one of bambi doing the cancan too
Of course, how else can she prove a French connection.
Bring it on....but who's offering to take the pic?
I can can
And you can can
And you can can
And I can can "If anyone can, you can  | |||
