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over a year ago
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"New shoes arrived and don't fit ........ so they have to go back and now I have a massive nosebleed .............. I should have stayed in bed   "
a nose bleed ?
fkin 'ell, how high were the heels ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you do the can can you are supposed to turn your head, that way you don't kick yourself in the boat
Like I showed you  "
so its your fault then for kicking me in the boat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"New shoes arrived and don't fit ........ so they have to go back and now I have a massive nosebleed .............. I should have stayed in bed
a nose bleed ?
fkin 'ell, how high were the heels ? "
probably too high, if this is what happens  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just don't get any blood on the shoes , they may think you used them as a murder weapon
they are safely wrapped up in their boxes to go back "
so when we say shoes, we are talking plural ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just don't get any blood on the shoes , they may think you used them as a murder weapon
they are safely wrapped up in their boxes to go back
so when we say shoes, we are talking plural ? "
as in more than one pair - (see I might have lost half my brain right now but am on the ball) - yep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you do the can can you are supposed to turn your head, that way you don't kick yourself in the boat
Like I showed you
so its your fault then for kicking me in the boat "
Don't blame me, I haven't got a nose bleed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yep already ordered the next size up and we are talking heeeeeeeeeeeeeels lol high heels lol "
oh really ! make sure when they arrive you take a nice pic of them on for the heel lovers of Fab please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"yep already ordered the next size up and we are talking heeeeeeeeeeeeeels lol high heels lol
oh really ! make sure when they arrive you take a nice pic of them on for the heel lovers of Fab please "
with or without feet in em ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yep already ordered the next size up and we are talking heeeeeeeeeeeeeels lol high heels lol
oh really ! make sure when they arrive you take a nice pic of them on for the heel lovers of Fab please
with or without feet in em ?? "
with feet in for sure  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hahahah imagine walking into the hospital with that pot stuck on ya loaf hahah "
wouldn't have been an option ........ guidance would have been needed !!!  |
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over a year ago
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"yep already ordered the next size up and we are talking heeeeeeeeeeeeeels lol high heels lol
oh really ! make sure when they arrive you take a nice pic of them on for the heel lovers of Fab please
with or without feet in em ??
with feet in for sure "
my profile pics could end up just being shoes this rate lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ffs someone just brought me some tomato plants and one jumped (no one was near it) off the unit they were sitting on, now have compost over the carpet .......... it clearly is not my day !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As consolation for the tomato plant and my nosebleed I just went and ordered another pair of heels and matching handbag lol ...... I just soooo can't be trusted with this online shopping lark - but I have cheered myself up now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"minxie i think you should go back to bed
as its clear as mud you need a minder
im sure a hunk will apply for the post"
clearly not its been 10 minutes and not one offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"minxie i think you should go back to bed
as its clear as mud you need a minder
im sure a hunk will apply for the post"
Did someone say a Minder ???
I could be so good for you, I'm gonna help ya
Love ya like you want me to
I'd do anything for you-ou-ou
Id be so goo-ood for you.
I could be so good for you
I'll do it like you want me to
Love you like you want me to
There ain't nothin' I can't go throu-ou-ou-ough
I'd be so goo-ood for you
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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an update on the day ............. it was a nice afternoon ................ had a meringue the size of my face with cream and strawberries, it was lush mmmmmmmmm - then came home and I am now convinced this house is haunted in some way ......... was going to put more washing and this happens ......... I am now dripping with Lenor ........ loaded the washing machine, went to do the Lenor and soap powder and realised one of the kids had put some more white washing in the basket so put the Lenor down, and put the remaining white things in the machine, picked up the Lenor and shook it ... hard........ and the lid wasnt done up ....... it hit the ceiling, worktops, is in my hair, over my tee shirt, up my arm, over the floor, the cupboard doors, etc etc upshot is I smell lovely !!!!!!!
but the mess .............. is today ever gonna end !!!!!
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