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over a year ago
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"Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!"
Because they're lazy scrotes!
How hard can it be to keep it in the bowl when your arse hangs below the seat level?  |
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"Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!
Because they're lazy scrotes!
How hard can it be to keep it in the bowl when your arse hangs below the seat level? "
I blame it on loose pocket change.
In the hover position, just about to launch the chocolate torpedo and they spot 10p on the floor in front of them. As they lean and stretch forward the extra bit of pressure forces out the turd, whilst the bum hole is in an elevated position.
I've thought about this way too much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!
Because they're lazy scrotes!
How hard can it be to keep it in the bowl when your arse hangs below the seat level?
I blame it on loose pocket change.
In the hover position, just about to launch the chocolate torpedo and they spot 10p on the floor in front of them. As they lean and stretch forward the extra bit of pressure forces out the turd, whilst the bum hole is in an elevated position.
I've thought about this way too much "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!
Because they're lazy scrotes!
How hard can it be to keep it in the bowl when your arse hangs below the seat level?
I blame it on loose pocket change.
In the hover position, just about to launch the chocolate torpedo and they spot 10p on the floor in front of them. As they lean and stretch forward the extra bit of pressure forces out the turd, whilst the bum hole is in an elevated position.
I've thought about this way too much "
Yes you have 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!
Because they're lazy scrotes!
How hard can it be to keep it in the bowl when your arse hangs below the seat level?
I blame it on loose pocket change.
In the hover position, just about to launch the chocolate torpedo and they spot 10p on the floor in front of them. As they lean and stretch forward the extra bit of pressure forces out the turd, whilst the bum hole is in an elevated position.
I've thought about this way too much "
You always were the queen of Anal-izing  |
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"I really wish I hadn't opened this thread! Images are minging lol!
Thanks OP  "
My Pleasure....if i'd have known I would have taken a picture for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!
Because they're lazy scrotes!
How hard can it be to keep it in the bowl when your arse hangs below the seat level?
I blame it on loose pocket change.
In the hover position, just about to launch the chocolate torpedo and they spot 10p on the floor in front of them. As they lean and stretch forward the extra bit of pressure forces out the turd, whilst the bum hole is in an elevated position.
I've thought about this way too much "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do people manage to shit on the toilet seat and up the back of it?
I'm sure someone has levitated above one at work and then exploded above it! "
Cause they splat |
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It maybe our Muslim friends .
Strict Muslims must squat , not sit , and face away from but not turn their back to some place .
So they may be squatting on the seat whilst sideways.
They had to realign and change the toilets in one of the big Royal Mail distribution centres as there was a bit of a problem . |
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