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OH MY GOD ZOMBIE ATTACK!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Quick they''re coming! There's no time to lose!
Grab the nearest thing to your left to use as a weapon! What is it?
I'm sure there's lots of ways I can kill a zombie with an empty cup with an apple core inside it. |
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"A note pad. I'm fucked. 
play noughts and crosses with it, might just chill the said zombie out"
lol I like your thinking.
I could just write a bloody stern memo. That will put the frighteners up the undead. |
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"Funky that's u and me both fucked I gt me phone and a Cornwall guide leaflet haha xx"
How badly designed is the Cornwall leaflet? If it has really shit fonts and bad photography it could postpone their attack allowing you to escape. |
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Omg , I must be either very lucky to read this thread at just the right time ! The nearest thing to my left at this moment is a toss up between my dog or the Hilti gun I'm using to fix the new fence up with !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some nail clippers!! X"
just spat my tea out from laughing I havnt laughed so much on a monday morning u can ping out their eyes when u do ur nails and then run xc
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"A small plastic bin... Well, I'm fucked. 
- Amy. x"
see if you can jam the bin over its head Amy i am on my way to save you.
Nearest to hand is the remains of last nights very hot takeaway from my indian, which if it doesnt kill him should have him sitting on the toilet for a hour or so giving us time to eascape |
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My four foot two handed sword.......no my 2 foot hand ans a half sword.......no my pole axe....long bow and cross bow. ...........
no too much choice
Right I am serious now. Cast iron frying pan from the kitchen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My four foot two handed sword.......no my 2 foot hand ans a half sword.......no my pole axe....long bow and cross bow. ...........
no too much choice
Right I am serious now. Cast iron frying pan from the kitchen "
me thinks the cast iron pan was not to your left hand side therefore u cheated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why the hell would I wanna run when I'm totally secure where I am? Join the panic and you'll probably get run over or trampled.
I got builders material in the yard so I can barracade the gate etc.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My four foot two handed sword.......no my 2 foot hand ans a half sword.......no my pole axe"
Do you have any maces or warhammers, and perhaps a shield to beat them back if they get too close? I love medieval weapons |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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Cant believe this, I'm currently reading Zombie Survival Guide but have left myself completely vulnerable with the only things on my left being a small teapot (empty), mug (ditto), stapler and bottle of water...on my right are various bits of cutlery, a bag of satsumas, scissors, pens and my walking stick so I may have marginally more chance if the solanum infected undead overrun our security fence and manage to get onsite |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cant believe this, I'm currently reading Zombie Survival Guide but have left myself completely vulnerable with the only things on my left being a small teapot (empty), mug (ditto), stapler and bottle of water...on my right are various bits of cutlery, a bag of satsumas, scissors, pens and my walking stick so I may have marginally more chance if the solanum infected undead overrun our security fence and manage to get onsite"
Keep an emergency bag at work. Should take the book more seriously!  |
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