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over a year ago
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When you say ' hello nice to meet you' and they lean in for a kiss ... how are you supposed to know where they are going??
I made a rookie mistake of turning my head so I nearly ended up getting head butted !!!
You men need to make things clearer - I have deviced the ' wink' ... you do the wink then we all know its a lip on lip one you are going for .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I fancy the pants off him I offer my mouth. If don't its the cheek! Simples  "
Oh.... well I think I was too busy thinking ' fuckadoodle doooo he's fit' to think like that ... 
Must learn from mistakes must learn from mistake  |
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over a year ago
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1st greet is usually a kiss on the cheek.
if i know them been chatting a while ad fancy them then could be hug full on snog or depends if i want to tease 1st |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1st greet is usually a kiss on the cheek.
if i know them been chatting a while ad fancy them then could be hug full on snog or depends if i want to tease 1st "
Ahhhh ...... no headbutting in sight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even if I fancy pants off them, I go for cheek first....."
Im a slut its true .. I would have gone for a full on snog in a car park but I did the ' cheek' thing
Im taking notes in case he isn't mentally scarred you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First ever meeting? Cheek!
Possibly soon after that the lips.
Very soon after that if all's going well - more lips!
I've yet to roll up and have someone bend over and present me with their bare arse - but it may happen someday - who knows!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe I'm the only guy that does this but...
I actually ask if she wants a kiss first?..
If the kiss is on the same page it's 10 bazziliiiionnn times better!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First ever meeting? Cheek!
Possibly soon after that the lips.
Very soon after that if all's going well - more lips!
I've yet to roll up and have someone bend over and present me with their bare arse - but it may happen someday - who knows!! "
So .... I'm not good with this kissing etiquette am I ??
Ill not get my bare arse out * shudder* I may pop a boob out when I meet you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe I'm the only guy that does this but...
I actually ask if she wants a kiss first?..
If the kiss is on the same page it's 10 bazziliiiionnn times better!!
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I did the cheek turn ... I admit it m'lord 
I was like a teenager on a first date and he didn't wink - men need to wink !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe I'm the only guy that does this but...
I actually ask if she wants a kiss first?..
If the kiss is on the same page it's 10 bazziliiiionnn times better!!
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Oh and Ill wait for you to ask me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A difficult problem......... I think a lady could solve the problem by proffering the cheek and not go on about wanting a passionate kiss on meeting, as that might create confusion in a simple man's brain. I would imagine the turning of the head and partial head butting would be frightfully embarrassing for the gent and cause much mirth amongst the young couple who'd witnessed it having just pulled up. Hypothetically of course, this has not happened to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1st greet is usually a kiss on the cheek.
if i know them been chatting a while ad fancy them then could be hug full on snog or depends if i want to tease 1st
Ahhhh ...... no headbutting in sight "
I only meet people whom I've been chatting to for a while |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1st greet is usually a kiss on the cheek.
if i know them been chatting a while ad fancy them then could be hug full on snog or depends if i want to tease 1st
Ahhhh ...... no headbutting in sight
I only meet people whom I've been chatting to for a while "
me too ..... Shall we meet now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A difficult problem......... I think a lady could solve the problem by proffering the cheek and not go on about wanting a passionate kiss on meeting, as that might create confusion in a simple man's brain. I would imagine the turning of the head and partial head butting would be frightfully embarrassing for the gent and cause much mirth amongst the young couple who'd witnessed it having just pulled up. Hypothetically of course, this has not happened to me. "
Incredible insight to this situation.....
I have to admit to being intimidated by his looks and build and was flustered. Can happen to anyone - and I don't get out often !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First ever meeting? Cheek!
Possibly soon after that the lips.
Very soon after that if all's going well - more lips!
I've yet to roll up and have someone bend over and present me with their bare arse - but it may happen someday - who knows!!
So .... I'm not good with this kissing etiquette am I ??
Ill not get my bare arse out * shudder* I may pop a boob out when I meet you "
Left or right? 
I need to know where to aim!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First ever meeting? Cheek!
Possibly soon after that the lips.
Very soon after that if all's going well - more lips!
I've yet to roll up and have someone bend over and present me with their bare arse - but it may happen someday - who knows!!
So .... I'm not good with this kissing etiquette am I ??
Ill not get my bare arse out * shudder* I may pop a boob out when I meet you
Left or right?
I need to know where to aim! "
Ill only get one out to stop confusion .. is that ok with you ??? Is this a deal that is sealed because Ive got into trouble before when I change the deal when I meet someone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's when people kiss the air and make a big mwah sound.
It makes me want to tug their pubes and say, "make a noise to that one then"  "
Hahahaha you made me think of something else then ... this is most amusing to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First ever meeting? Cheek!
Possibly soon after that the lips.
Very soon after that if all's going well - more lips!
I've yet to roll up and have someone bend over and present me with their bare arse - but it may happen someday - who knows!!
So .... I'm not good with this kissing etiquette am I ??
Ill not get my bare arse out * shudder* I may pop a boob out when I meet you
Left or right?
I need to know where to aim!
Ill only get one out to stop confusion .. is that ok with you ??? Is this a deal that is sealed because Ive got into trouble before when I change the deal when I meet someone "
Sealed!!!
*just to avoid any confusion of course! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First ever meeting? Cheek!
Possibly soon after that the lips.
Very soon after that if all's going well - more lips!
I've yet to roll up and have someone bend over and present me with their bare arse - but it may happen someday - who knows!!
So .... I'm not good with this kissing etiquette am I ??
Ill not get my bare arse out * shudder* I may pop a boob out when I meet you
Left or right?
I need to know where to aim!
Ill only get one out to stop confusion .. is that ok with you ??? Is this a deal that is sealed because Ive got into trouble before when I change the deal when I meet someone
Sealed!!!
*just to avoid any confusion of course! "
Confusion arises - I promise you so now I need contracts and things like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1st greet is usually a kiss on the cheek.
if i know them been chatting a while ad fancy them then could be hug full on snog or depends if i want to tease 1st
Ahhhh ...... no headbutting in sight
I only meet people whom I've been chatting to for a while
me too ..... Shall we meet now "
I was sat in the train station on Friday not far from you. Must admit you crossed my mind |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Hahahaha you made me think of something else then ... this is most amusing to me
Not amusing "
Can you share with the group why this is not amusing ... sharing is caring and all that fucked up nonsense |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1st greet is usually a kiss on the cheek.
if i know them been chatting a while ad fancy them then could be hug full on snog or depends if i want to tease 1st
Ahhhh ...... no headbutting in sight
I only meet people whom I've been chatting to for a while
me too ..... Shall we meet now
I was sat in the train station on Friday not far from you. Must admit you crossed my mind "
I crossed your mind .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First ever meeting? Cheek!
Possibly soon after that the lips.
Very soon after that if all's going well - more lips!
I've yet to roll up and have someone bend over and present me with their bare arse - but it may happen someday - who knows!!
So .... I'm not good with this kissing etiquette am I ??
Ill not get my bare arse out * shudder* I may pop a boob out when I meet you
Left or right?
I need to know where to aim!
Ill only get one out to stop confusion .. is that ok with you ??? Is this a deal that is sealed because Ive got into trouble before when I change the deal when I meet someone
Sealed!!!
*just to avoid any confusion of course! "
Would happily bend over for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"First ever meeting? Cheek!
Possibly soon after that the lips.
Very soon after that if all's going well - more lips!
I've yet to roll up and have someone bend over and present me with their bare arse - but it may happen someday - who knows!!
So .... I'm not good with this kissing etiquette am I ??
Ill not get my bare arse out * shudder* I may pop a boob out when I meet you
Left or right?
I need to know where to aim!
Ill only get one out to stop confusion .. is that ok with you ??? Is this a deal that is sealed because Ive got into trouble before when I change the deal when I meet someone
Sealed!!!
*just to avoid any confusion of course!
Would happily bend over for you "
Oh lord help me .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I said I offered my mouth I didn't mean a full on sexy snog  I meant a prick on the lips lol
That's one hell of a first greeting!!!
Is it just me thats said ' drop them then' ... just me "
By the sounds of it yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I said I offered my mouth I didn't mean a full on sexy snog I meant a prick on the lips lol
That's one hell of a first greeting!!! "
Its a taste test and I can see if he's got lips worth kissing more then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I said I offered my mouth I didn't mean a full on sexy snog I meant a prick on the lips lol
That's one hell of a first greeting!!!
Is it just me thats said ' drop them then' ... just me "
Well........since we haven't signed that 'contract' yet!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I said I offered my mouth I didn't mean a full on sexy snog I meant a prick on the lips lol
That's one hell of a first greeting!!!
Its a taste test and I can see if he's got lips worth kissing more then "
He? Lips?
*look up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i had a guy kiss me on the hand once... that was different lol
OooOoo romantic "
I just was slightly freaked out by it lol.. its the stuff you see in period drama's not 21st centuary
for all of 10 seconds i felt like a lady lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When I said I offered my mouth I didn't mean a full on sexy snog I meant a prick on the lips lol
That's one hell of a first greeting!!!
Is it just me thats said ' drop them then' ... just me
Well........since we haven't signed that 'contract' yet!! "
What is it with you men changing the rules when something else comes up .. no you agreed verbally ( kinda) with the one boob thing. Pah !! |
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"When I said I offered my mouth I didn't mean a full on sexy snog I meant a prick on the lips lol
That's one hell of a first greeting!!!
Its a taste test and I can see if he's got lips worth kissing more then
He? Lips?
*look up! "
Ha ha ok he or she |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That must have been my evil twin ... hope he didnt try anything other than the snog! I know how his mind works and exactly what he will have been thinking as your lips met leaning on the side of my, i mean his car |
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"That must have been my evil twin ... hope he didnt try anything other than the snog! I know how his mind works and exactly what he will have been thinking as your lips met leaning on the side of my, i mean his car "
He was the perfect gent.. Just how I like Socials to be
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1st greet is usually a kiss on the cheek.
if i know them been chatting a while ad fancy them then could be hug full on snog or depends if i want to tease 1st
Ahhhh ...... no headbutting in sight
I only meet people whom I've been chatting to for a while
me too ..... Shall we meet now
I was sat in the train station on Friday not far from you. Must admit you crossed my mind
I crossed your mind .... "
Yes I was sat outside Starbucks with a Hot Chocolate.. Spooning the cream into my mouth.. Thinking |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That must have been my evil twin ... hope he didnt try anything other than the snog! I know how his mind works and exactly what he will have been thinking as your lips met leaning on the side of my, i mean his car
He was the perfect gent.. Just how I like Socials to be
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Glad to hear it ... all parties reputations intact |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"1st greet is usually a kiss on the cheek.
if i know them been chatting a while ad fancy them then could be hug full on snog or depends if i want to tease 1st
Ahhhh ...... no headbutting in sight
I only meet people whom I've been chatting to for a while
me too ..... Shall we meet now
I was sat in the train station on Friday not far from you. Must admit you crossed my mind
I crossed your mind ....
Yes I was sat outside Starbucks with a Hot Chocolate.. Spooning the cream into my mouth.. Thinking "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I fancy the pants off him I offer my mouth. If don't its the cheek! Simples "
after looking at your profile pics I bet people want to kiss you all over |
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"Normally a cheek thing first for me also.
And tend to wait for them to kiss me proper
See I misjudged it and well .... it ended well "
As long as it ended well, that's nice. |
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"Normally a cheek thing first for me also.
And tend to wait for them to kiss me proper
See I misjudged it and well .... it ended well
As long as it ended well, that's nice."
Its spiffing ... |
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