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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What is everyone having???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apple Juice with soda

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A friggin meltdown! Lol

Bottle of Jack please - I might stay sane tonight then!

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By *ssexguy69Man over a year ago

thurrock Essex

i wud like erm you

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By *hong loverMan over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

Larger please

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"i wud like erm you

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A friggin meltdown! Lol

Bottle of Jack please - I might stay sane tonight then!

JD coming right up...

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Fat and ice if you'd be so kind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh, if obi is buying I shall have a bottle of champers... No, I don't need any glasses with that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

icc cold lager please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh, if obi is buying I shall have a bottle of champers... No, I don't need any glasses with that.

I'll second that! and a cocktail, lime and mango daquri pls

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

cider please

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Please will you make me a large jug of Long Island Iced Tea? With mint, cucumber, ice and 3 straws. Thanks.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman over a year ago

Deviant City

sex on the beach please

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

A pint of real ale - Slumbering Monk is a favourite at the moment. I hope you're wearing a low cut top like a traditional barmaid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh, if obi is buying I shall have a bottle of champers... No, I don't need any glasses with that.

I'll second that! and a cocktail, lime and mango daquri pls

Ooh, fine choice... Ill have a zombie

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"i wud like erm you

Stop flirting with the barmaid. There's a queue forming!

Mojito please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh, if obi is buying I shall have a bottle of champers... No, I don't need any glasses with that.

I'll second that! and a cocktail, lime and mango daquri pls

Ooh, fine choice... Ill have a zombie

Right - just nipping to the cashpoint!

This could get expensive!!!

Unless the barmaid accepts payment in kind??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vodka and Redbull ta

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"A pint of real ale - Slumbering Monk is a favourite at the moment. I hope you're wearing a low cut top like a traditional barmaid

Just for you...I will wear anything..

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH

beer for me,cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 long island iced tea's please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh, if obi is buying I shall have a bottle of champers... No, I don't need any glasses with that.

I'll second that! and a cocktail, lime and mango daquri pls

Ooh, fine choice... Ill have a zombie

Right - just nipping to the cashpoint!

This could get expensive!!!

Unless the barmaid accepts payment in kind??

Aye, but two ladies might show you gratitude for your kindness if you play your cards right...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ooh, if obi is buying I shall have a bottle of champers... No, I don't need any glasses with that.

I'll second that! and a cocktail, lime and mango daquri pls

Ooh, fine choice... Ill have a zombie

Right - just nipping to the cashpoint!

This could get expensive!!!

Unless the barmaid accepts payment in kind??

Oh yes...I am extremely sexually frustrasted so......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh, if obi is buying I shall have a bottle of champers... No, I don't need any glasses with that.

I'll second that! and a cocktail, lime and mango daquri pls

Ooh, fine choice... Ill have a zombie

Right - just nipping to the cashpoint!

This could get expensive!!!

Unless the barmaid accepts payment in kind??

2 secs....I'll jump behind the bar....I make a mean cocktail

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What is a Zombie??

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By *3xymamaWoman over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

dissarono and diet please... i best have diet as i had a message earlier calling me fatso.....lol

bottoms up! x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bottle of ice cold Sol please

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"dissarono and diet please... i best have diet as i had a message earlier calling me fatso.....lol

bottoms up! x"

Don't listen to them!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Zombie... Lots of rum, some apricot brandy, fruit juice and grenadine... Or thereabouts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is a Zombie??

It's a lifeless corpse with no personality that wants to eat you !!!

Check your inbox - a few may have messages you today!!

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By *3xymamaWoman over a year ago

Uptown Top Ranking

thanks _isscheekychops....... im not going to. i prefer diet really....lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is a Zombie??

Bacardi, triple sec, pineapple and apple juices and a little brown sugar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spicey and here

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

Fuzzy Duck coctail please....and when I've had a few, they'll just become Duzzy F**ks

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By *rsIdiotWoman over a year ago

Bedworth

An ice cold bottle of crisp dry white wine please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuzzy Duck coctail please....and when I've had a few, they'll just become Duzzy F**ks

I'll get you both

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is everyone having???

Vodka/orange for me please and a southern comfort/lemonade for him cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tequila Sunrise please!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Fuzzy Duck coctail please....and when I've had a few, they'll just become Duzzy F**ks

What is a Fuzzy Duck??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black Russian, full fat Coke in a tall glass please xx

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Fuzzy Duck coctail please....and when I've had a few, they'll just become Duzzy F**ks

What is a Fuzzy Duck?? "

Its a lovely and lethal coctail....you can drink many and feel fine...then you're creating an account on Fabs and having fantastic meets of the sexual nature!!!

Here are the ingredients!

1 part Brandy

1 part Baileys® irish cream

1/2 part Malibu

3 parts Pineapple juice

1 Pineapple slice

5 Ice cubes

3 parts Coconut syrup

Enjoy!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Fuzzy Duck coctail please....and when I've had a few, they'll just become Duzzy F**ks

What is a Fuzzy Duck?? "

A Ducky Fuzz but going in the opposite direction.

Can I have my yet? Been here 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't drink so can I have an alcohol free cocktail and a packet of chilli peanuts my lovely

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Fuzzy Duck coctail please....and when I've had a few, they'll just become Duzzy F**ks

What is a Fuzzy Duck?? "

A duck with a hangover!

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple over a year ago

poole

Vodka & for me - diet for the wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a glass with ice please

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Fuzzy Duck coctail please....and when I've had a few, they'll just become Duzzy F**ks

What is a Fuzzy Duck??

A duck with a hangover!

Ha ha ha ha Nice one! and yes it can be that duckie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it possible just to have a bottle of Havana and some ice over here, actually? Chuck it on obi's tab.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't drink so can I have an alcohol free cocktail and a packet of chilli peanuts my lovely "

Of course a virgin margarita for you...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is it possible just to have a bottle of Havana and some ice over here, actually? Chuck it on obi's tab.

You have taste....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come on landlady I want my drinks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a larger and a tia maria and please

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"What is everyone having???

and what are you having my lovely?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What is everyone having???

and what are you having my lovely?

Well I have a spiced rum with pepsi max and loads of lime...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Come on landlady I want my drinks

Here you go my lovely...

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Can I have a bottle of whatever is on the bottom shelf behind you, so you have bend over?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can I have a bottle of whatever is on the bottom shelf behind you, so you have bend over?

can we share the bottle....in bed?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black Russian pls, lotsa ice for the twins xx

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"What is everyone having???

and what are you having my lovely?

Well I have a spiced rum with pepsi max and loads of lime...

will you have ice with it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a bottle of whatever is on the bottom shelf behind you, so you have bend over?

can we share the bottle....in bed?

Can Kitten come?

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"What is everyone having???

and what are you having my lovely?

Well I have a spiced rum with pepsi max and loads of lime...

will you have ice with it?

Yes of course....

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can I have a bottle of whatever is on the bottom shelf behind you, so you have bend over?

can we share the bottle....in bed?

Can Kitten come?"

Of course...sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmmm don't mind waiting bar lady is well fit!!! When ya ready i will ave a kiss n a vodka redbull pls xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can I have another cock'hic'tail please?

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By *ll-Knight-longMan over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

I'm going to be boring...it might be a girlie drink but I fancy a large Baileys please no ice

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"What is everyone having???

and what are you having my lovely?

Well I have a spiced rum with pepsi max and loads of lime...

will you have ice with it?

Yes of course....

Arrrrrgh! I'll name it "The Cheeky Black Pearl" Arrrrrgh!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Mmmmm don't mind waiting bar lady is well fit!!! When ya ready i will ave a kiss n a vodka redbull pls xx

Of course...Mwahhhh and here is the vodka...

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Can I have a bottle of whatever is on the bottom shelf behind you, so you have bend over?

can we share the bottle....in bed?

As long as you don't spill any on the duvet cover, I've only just changed it

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By *kywatcherMan over a year ago

Southwick

Woods 100 and a pint of Aspall cider ....ta

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Can I have a bottle of whatever is on the bottom shelf behind you, so you have bend over?

can we share the bottle....in bed?

Can Kitten come?"

I'm gonna need a bigger bed!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can I have a bottle of whatever is on the bottom shelf behind you, so you have bend over?

can we share the bottle....in bed?

As long as you don't spill any on the duvet cover, I've only just changed it

Did you video it??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a bottle of whatever is on the bottom shelf behind you, so you have bend over?

can we share the bottle....in bed?

Can Kitten come?

I'm gonna need a bigger bed!

My bum isn't that big...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

finished that one need another and pour your self one xxx

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can I have a toffee apple cider please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who am I kidding, my bum IS that big

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

JD straight for me please

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By *atisfy janeWoman over a year ago

Torquay

I'm staying sober until tomorrow evening....then all bets are off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I have a toffee apple cider please?

got some of them in the fridge

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

I would like a brandy and please

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By *ouplefunukCouple over a year ago

North Bristol

"Can I have a toffee apple cider please?

Heheheheheh

I've just finished a large whisky with a dash of lemonade - another would go down quite well.....

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id love a large white chardonnay please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cosmopolitan please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a nice glass of red at the mo, yum!

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Who am I kidding, my bum IS that big

Don't be daft, we'll all just have to snuggle up really tightly

I dunno, the sacrifices I make sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just had Alcoholic Dandelion & Burdock for the first time ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is everyone having???

Slow comfortable screw.....on the snooker table please

Now, easy pink or difficult brown?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who am I kidding, my bum IS that big

Don't be daft, we'll all just have to snuggle up really tightly

I dunno, the sacrifices I make sometimes!

Hey barmaid, one for this generous and selfless soul...

Chuck it on Obi's tab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 JD's and please.

In fact make one of them a double as Mrs T has a tendency to shed her clothes after too many JD's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scotch on the rocks and one of your finest cuban cigars please gorgeous, and whatever you're having

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm on the red wine mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smirnoff Blue straight from the freezer with lots of ice please.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Scotch on the rocks and one of your finest cuban cigars please gorgeous, and whatever you're having

Oh a night in the bedroom with you...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scotch on the rocks and one of your finest cuban cigars please gorgeous, and whatever you're having

Oh a night in the bedroom with you...

"
Fuck the drinks let's go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scotch on the rocks and one of your finest cuban cigars please gorgeous, and whatever you're having

Oh a night in the bedroom with you...

Fuck the drinks let's go

I need a bandage to strangle my ex then a good karge red wine

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