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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Has a thing for rings
Sorry didn't look at your pp clearly , though that one of them was a ring duh!
Specsavers here I come. " wanted to tell you discretely but hey ho
Outed now |
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"Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal "
Put "I like fisting that's why I have a fist as my avatar" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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' Procrastinators always overlook the opportunities handed to them, I am not to be found amongst their number being a man who lives by the phrase Carpe Diem ' |
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"Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal
Talk to the hand!
I like that one, its going in now "
That deserves a kiss |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal
Talk to the hand!
I like that one, its going in now
That deserves a kiss "
Is that your heart beating in anticipation??? |
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"Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal
Talk to the hand!
I like that one, its going in now
That deserves a kiss
Is that your heart beating in anticipation???"
Its your heart responding to my kiss |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"International Man of Mystery
Oh wiv an endorsement from FRENCHBAMBI ya defo home n dry innit! C'est incroyable
Mais oui! Mais oui! still love that glove sir x"
STILL i keep meaning to do it wuv a rose clutched within, on the basis of the song
'there's a rose in a fisted glove
N the eagle flies wiv the dove
N if u can't b wiv the one u love -
Live the one you're wiv '.
Mais peut etre we divert from monsieur mysterious n his profile rewrite. Tout alors!! |
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"International Man of Mystery
Oh wiv an endorsement from FRENCHBAMBI ya defo home n dry innit! C'est incroyable
Mais oui! Mais oui! still love that glove sir x
STILL i keep meaning to do it wuv a rose clutched within, on the basis of the song
'there's a rose in a fisted glove
N the eagle flies wiv the dove
N if u can't b wiv the one u love -
Live the one you're wiv '.
Mais peut etre we divert from monsieur mysterious n his profile rewrite. Tout alors!! "
A plus! (i.e TTFN) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would like to meet women with three working orifices, hair, teeth and pulse optional.
Especially if you are that woman "
'I never had sexual relations with that woman' |
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