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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has a thing for rings

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your not Citizen Smith

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i like fisting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As you may have guessed fisting is essential on meets with me if you don't like this I am not the guy for you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Puppeteer seeks puppet for mutual fun- no strings attached?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i like fisting"

I hate when people beat me to it shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Puppeteer seeks puppet for mutual fun- no strings attached?"

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'I am mysterious. And a guy'.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sooty naked.

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Sooty naked."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has a thing for rings "

Sorry didn't look at your pp clearly , though that one of them was a ring duh!

Specsavers here I come.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Has a thing for rings

Sorry didn't look at your pp clearly , though that one of them was a ring duh!

Specsavers here I come. "

wanted to tell you discretely but hey ho

Outed now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

BBC

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rent-a-fist

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Come on people, you can do better than that, I am relying on you all

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal "

Put "I like fisting that's why I have a fist as my avatar"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

The fisting bit is a little unimaginative. I know you can do better than that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This hand is so overworked, it has set up this profile to help its owner get laid for a change.

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis

I am the Madonna with the big boobies!!! Like it, love it, lump it...I'm just me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Madonna with the big boobies, by van clump?

Good moaning

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal "

Talk to the hand!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal

Talk to the hand! "

I like that one, its going in now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You need hands to ...................

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

' Procrastinators always overlook the opportunities handed to them, I am not to be found amongst their number being a man who lives by the phrase Carpe Diem '

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal

Talk to the hand!

I like that one, its going in now "

That deserves a kiss

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By *inky BunnyMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"'I am mysterious. And a guy'."

'I'm on the run from the police'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal

Talk to the hand!

I like that one, its going in now

That deserves a kiss "

Is that your heart beating in anticipation???

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Lets face it, everyone here is an expert on everyone else's profile. As an experiment you are all free to write a line for my profile. I will then use your finest prose for my profile. You are free to make it accurate, witty, whatever. No holds barred except one.....keep it legal

Talk to the hand!

I like that one, its going in now

That deserves a kiss

Is that your heart beating in anticipation???"

Its your heart responding to my kiss

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sounds about right

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis

International Man of Mystery

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"International Man of Mystery "

Oh wiv an endorsement from FRENCHBAMBI ya defo home n dry innit! C'est incroyable

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sounds good to me

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"International Man of Mystery

Oh wiv an endorsement from FRENCHBAMBI ya defo home n dry innit! C'est incroyable "

Mais oui! Mais oui! still love that glove sir x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"International Man of Mystery

Oh wiv an endorsement from FRENCHBAMBI ya defo home n dry innit! C'est incroyable

Mais oui! Mais oui! still love that glove sir x"

STILL i keep meaning to do it wuv a rose clutched within, on the basis of the song

'there's a rose in a fisted glove

N the eagle flies wiv the dove

N if u can't b wiv the one u love -

Live the one you're wiv '.

Mais peut etre we divert from monsieur mysterious n his profile rewrite. Tout alors!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Mange tout mange tout

Now be a good boy and quo vadis and leave us alone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mange tout mange tout

Now be a good boy and quo vadis and leave us alone"

Well that's ME sent packing wiv a flea in me ear. TUT. PFT

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"Sounds good to me "

Always happy to help young man! (Such mystery makes me wonder)

Merci

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By *opping_candyWoman  over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Would like to meet women with three working orifices, hair, teeth and pulse optional.

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By *renchbambi xWoman  over a year ago

Need to know basis


"International Man of Mystery

Oh wiv an endorsement from FRENCHBAMBI ya defo home n dry innit! C'est incroyable

Mais oui! Mais oui! still love that glove sir x

STILL i keep meaning to do it wuv a rose clutched within, on the basis of the song

'there's a rose in a fisted glove

N the eagle flies wiv the dove

N if u can't b wiv the one u love -

Live the one you're wiv '.

Mais peut etre we divert from monsieur mysterious n his profile rewrite. Tout alors!! "

A plus! (i.e TTFN)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't do profile writing for anyone since some fecker nicked mine recently - but I've done you a new avatar!!!

All the rage apparently!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Would like to meet women with three working orifices, hair, teeth and pulse optional."

Especially if you are that woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would like to meet women with three working orifices, hair, teeth and pulse optional.

Especially if you are that woman "

'I never had sexual relations with that woman'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

But can you prove it?

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