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standard unit for co*k size,,
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
We all know that a mans inch is variable dependent on whats being measured, a cock inchi s larger than his waist inch,
We ve had sky remotes, deoderant cans and other things utilised,
As most ladies have an area of expertise in chocolate, wouldnt it be easier and far more accurate if men were measured in chunks, so for example I might be a 10 chunk dairy milker, theyre a standard size, ladies you can always bring a bar of chocolate to a meet and lets face it if youre dis appointed in his chunky bit you get the chocolate anyway,,  |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
essex chelmsford |
"mines a milk tray and everybody knows a lady loves milk tray
I like the soft caramel so when you bite it, the centre just ooozzerrrsss out yummy xx"
that happens to me when u lick bite it gently lol creamy stuff ouzzzzzzes out the end too lol  |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
When I grow up I wantt a man sized one,,
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Havent had a yorkie in ages |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why can't we just use tape measures without the first 2 numbers chopped off!
I once met someone who's username suggested his size - to this day I'm not sure how he measured it! |
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