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If I bought you a (small) portion of chips, a can of 7up and gave you half a kinder egg*
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"swap it for a can of Tango and bung in a battered sausage and i'll consider it  "
You'll be getting bunged with batter from a sausage alright...
Or something, its too early |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"swap it for a can of Tango and bung in a battered sausage and i'll consider it
You'll be getting bunged with batter from a sausage alright...
Or something, its too early"
haha its too early to be eating chips and drinking fizzy pop.. never too early to devour a kinder egg though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make it a five course meal at a Michelin star restaurant then your on "
and the guys always make out its the women who are high maintenance and demanding lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make it a five course meal at a Michelin star restaurant then your on
and the guys always make out its the women who are high maintenance and demanding lol "
Im very high maintenance i enjoy the some of the better things in life haha ( to be honest a bacon butty does the same job) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd expect my own kinder egg (toy mine) large chips, a fishcake, fresh bread with proper butter, a few sachets of mayor and a can of ginger beer.
I don't share chocolate or chips.  "
-insert smutty comment about munching on your fishcake- |
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"I'd expect my own kinder egg (toy mine) large chips, a fishcake, fresh bread with proper butter, a few sachets of mayor and a can of ginger beer.
I don't share chocolate or chips.
-insert smutty comment about munching on your fishcake-"
Didn't I make it clear? I don't share nicely! You'll get stabbed with a chip fork at this rate!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you have sex with me?
*kinder egg toy is mine but I'll allow you 5minutes playsies with it."
Dont worry about the pop and chips i would do anything for half a kinder egg  |
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