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over a year ago
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I have a forum crush so does Cheeky...you cant tell people to lighten up we all wore hats and Granny has a dildo nose and Minxies heads stuck in a pressure cooker.
Oh and me n Cheeky are getting married Ryan is best man and Obi hates gingers |
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Same old same old then.
Who's going to rescue Minxie and what's the colour theme for the weddings? Has anyone decided on a century yet or is it pot luck in the time machine?
I'm refusing to wear a bloody fascinator though. |
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"I have a forum crush so does Cheeky...you cant tell people to lighten up we all wore hats and Granny has a dildo nose and Minxies heads stuck in a pressure cooker.
Oh and me n Cheeky are getting married Ryan is best man and Obi hates gingers"
Shhhhh, whisper who fancies who then. I'm dying to know and I can't be arsed to search the dross for the juicy bits. |
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"I have a forum crush so does Cheeky...you cant tell people to lighten up we all wore hats and Granny has a dildo nose and Minxies heads stuck in a pressure cooker.
Oh and me n Cheeky are getting married Ryan is best man and Obi hates gingers"
There's nowt wrong with being ginger.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...I thought Obi's dislike of our Titian brethren was well known, or is it one particular ginger he's taken an aversion to?"
Titian brethren? Is some about to Release the Kraken?
Oh wait, thats Titan....Doh!
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Hot Gossip were a British dance troupe, formed and directed by Arlene Phillips. Active from 1974 - 1986.
Most renowned for being regulars at "Kenny Everett's Video Show" until it's demise in 1981
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"I have a forum crush so does Cheeky...you cant tell people to lighten up we all wore hats and Granny has a dildo nose and Minxies heads stuck in a pressure cooker.
Oh and me n Cheeky are getting married Ryan is best man and Obi hates gingers"
we are getting married in the morning...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a forum crush so does Cheeky...you cant tell people to lighten up we all wore hats and Granny has a dildo nose and Minxies heads stuck in a pressure cooker.
Oh and me n Cheeky are getting married Ryan is best man and Obi hates gingers
we are getting married in the morning... "
But I havent even bought a new hat! |
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"I have a forum crush so does Cheeky...you cant tell people to lighten up we all wore hats and Granny has a dildo nose and Minxies heads stuck in a pressure cooker.
Oh and me n Cheeky are getting married Ryan is best man and Obi hates gingers
we are getting married in the morning...
But I havent even bought a new hat!"
Me either. Paper bag do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a forum crush so does Cheeky...you cant tell people to lighten up we all wore hats and Granny has a dildo nose and Minxies heads stuck in a pressure cooker.
Oh and me n Cheeky are getting married Ryan is best man and Obi hates gingers
we are getting married in the morning...
But I havent even bought a new hat!
Me either. Paper bag do?"
Again? You made me double bag last time! |
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"But I havent even bought a new hat!
It's ok Prof, we can swap "
Back up there young man. I'll end up mistaking one if you for someone else and at my age, being confused could well lead to something naaastie. |
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"I have a forum crush so does Cheeky...you cant tell people to lighten up we all wore hats and Granny has a dildo nose and Minxies heads stuck in a pressure cooker.
Oh and me n Cheeky are getting married Ryan is best man and Obi hates gingers
we are getting married in the morning...
But I havent even bought a new hat!
Me either. Paper bag do?
Again? You made me double bag last time!"
Only 'cos you made me look. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Saucepans are all the rage this year I hear
Do you need some lube for that?
I am out ................... "
You keep referring to it as a saucepan but it was a pressure cooker so how much sauce do you make? |
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"Saucepans are all the rage this year I hear
Do you need some lube for that?
I am out ................... "
In that case, use the lube to soothe your sore bits.
How did you get in there in the first place, or am I going to regret asking that? |
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"Saucepans are all the rage this year I hear
Do you need some lube for that?
I am out ...................
In that case, use the lube to soothe your sore bits.
How did you get in there in the first place, or am I going to regret asking that?"
It was my entry for the "hat" avatar challenge  |
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"Saucepans are all the rage this year I hear
Do you need some lube for that?
I am out ...................
You keep referring to it as a saucepan but it was a pressure cooker so how much sauce do you make?"
it is versatile and can be used as a saucepan as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We have not decided yet but we are having a pole erected and a hot tub " oh to be polish they seem to get all the fun and ps its meant as a fun comment nothing racist be anyone starts Xx |
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