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Ultimate responses to rude/abusive messages!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Courtesy of Billy Connolly so please excuse the language.
"You are such a cunt that if there was a world championship for cunts you would come 2nd"
"Why would I come 2nd?"
"Because you are a cunt!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Well I think you're a meany poo-poo head'.
I am not good with comebacks. Or I am, 2 hours later when they don't do any good.  "
Thats is me all over! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't post messages you hve recieved please.
Or better still.......Don't post messages you have received please."
Thanks Ruggers!
I should have put that in my opening post!
This is a 'think tank' - a 'brain pool' - or just do what I did and nick one off a comedian!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My comebacks are best when they're alcohol fuelled!!  "
My best ones actually make sense too!! They usually have big words in, however I have been known to accept meets from people I wouldn't normally do when d*unk lol. |
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"Don't post messages you hve recieved please.
Or better still.......Don't post messages you have received please.
Thanks Ruggers!
I should have put that in my opening post!
This is a 'think tank' - a 'brain pool' - or just do what I did and nick one off a comedian!! "
*reports obi for nicking all ma one liners* |
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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago
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Thankyou for taking the time to message us. Unfortunately, as wonderfully tempting your suggestion is, your not for us. You remind me of a tree frog and your bendy pork sword, as mouthwatering as it may be, looks like it is rotting.
Good luck and happy swinging
Mrs  |
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By *picenicelyCouple
over a year ago
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"Thankyou for taking the time to message us. Unfortunately, as wonderfully tempting your suggestion is, your not for us. You remind me of a tree frog and your bendy pork sword, as mouthwatering as it may be, looks like it is rotting.
Good luck and happy swinging
Mrs "
Not a real one but paraphrased from some
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Courtesy or Sir Winston Churchill
Lady - "you are an odious man, if I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee"
Sir Winston - " and if I were your husband I would knowingly drink it" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Courtesy of Billy Connolly so please excuse the language.
"You are such a cunt that if there was a world championship for cunts you would come 2nd"
"Why would I come 2nd?"
"Because you are a cunt!"
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This sounds like one of mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Courtesy of Billy Connolly so please excuse the language.
"You are such a cunt that if there was a world championship for cunts you would come 2nd"
"Why would I come 2nd?"
"Because you are a cunt!"
This sounds like one of mine "
I'd never be brave enough to use it! I have used the following though:
"If I'd want to hear from an arsehole I would have farted!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""If you want my comeback - you'll have to scrape it off your mums face!!"
Jimmy Carr - I thank you! 
Any other gems out there?
Hahahha!! Class! "
Went to a job interveiw last week for pornstar ,had interveiw and told got the job over the moon start. Monday got to work shown my dressing room was all turned on big hard on was given magazine and told "you have to work week in hand " |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know if you stick a typewriter in with a room of monkeys they'll eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare perfectly, word for word!!
Get some more monkeys for your next message!! |
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