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over a year ago
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Mum was pelted with Snowballs today on way back from Church...Poor old luv got knocked over and lost half a bag of Tinned olde oak ham and sweet corn...
She was badly shaken and wet through...My problem is...Should I admit to it or carry on blaming six year old handicapped kid who lives next door? |
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"Mum was pelted with Snowballs today on way back from Church...Poor old luv got knocked over and lost half a bag of Tinned olde oak ham and sweet corn...
She was badly shaken and wet through...My problem is...Should I admit to it or carry on blaming six year old handicapped kid who lives next door?"
no brainer - keep blaming the kid - shame about the ham though! Z |
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"I'm shocked that your dear old mam let you out without mittens. Snowballing can be quite dangerous, frostbite you know. Serves her right.  
Mine are attached by string through my anorak so cant loose them...Ever...  "
Ah! I see. I had a kagool (because it was breathable apparently, but I tried breathing through but the cannabis just left a dirty great stain on the hood and my dad kicked me in the nutz, and that's when I went back to using roaches).. parents know fuck all don't they? |
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"Well you need to get a woman in...
One that can but with less suction 
wishy ok with kagools though "
The Tamworth suction engine has a good reputation... |
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"Well you need to get a woman in...
One that can but with less suction
wishy ok with kagools though "
Huh! ... Nooooo!
Let me make this quite clear.
I DO NOT WANT A YEAR'S SUBSCRIPTION TO 'KAGOOL YOMPING IN THE CHILTERNS' FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
Is that abundantly clear?
I have left those dark days behind me now and am quite happy with 'Pig Fertilizer and Country Gentleman's Gazette' |
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"Well you need to get a woman in...
One that can but with less suction
wishy ok with kagools though
Huh! ... Nooooo!
Let me make this quite clear.
I DO NOT WANT A YEAR'S SUBSCRIPTION TO 'KAGOOL YOMPING IN THE CHILTERNS' FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
Is that abundantly clear?
I have left those dark days behind me now and am quite happy with 'Pig Fertilizer and Country Gentleman's Gazette' "
Im happy when Im hiking... |
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