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What would u most like to see in a club
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As far as play areas go? Be as wild and adventurous as u like!
I'm thinking a steam room with built in showers and mud masks to apply to each other.
Fantasy rooms maybe?
Specialist areas?
Go on tell me all  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Goldfish bowl.
Goldfish bowl???? What's that when it's at home then? 
A big perspex bowl that looks like a goldfish bowl which gives a 360º voyeur experience. "
Oooooo nice idea! Maybe suspended on poles over an open viewing area!! Like the bar!! Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"sounds cool..... how about a glass bottom jacuzzi lol how the hell would you build that and where would you get a fish bowl that bug  "
Too many bubbles to see anything but squished arses an bobbin balls  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hot chicks  "
Are you looking for a hen house ?
I can imagine a barn, plenty of hay bales, ripped jeans and dungarees ....
But chicken coops could be a bit cramped |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Proper bed linens, not ones that are made out of PVC coated canvas for that 'wipe clean' feel.
Also, a sanitation system for playrooms that is more aesthetically appealing than a bottle of Dettol antibacterial spray and an industrial sized roll of disposable paper towel on the nightstand.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hot chicks
Are you looking for a hen house ?
I can imagine a barn, plenty of hay bales, ripped jeans and dungarees ....
But chicken coops could be a bit cramped "
But at least you'd get a good clucking... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Proper bed linens, not ones that are made out of PVC coated canvas for that 'wipe clean' feel.
Also, a sanitation system for playrooms that is more aesthetically appealing than a bottle of Dettol antibacterial spray and an industrial sized roll of disposable paper towel on the nightstand.
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That's a hotel proff!!
But I agree with the wipe clean system, mind I've yet to see more than anti bac hand gel supplied in clubs, a decent cleansing system for post play is essential! Maybe a maid to service rooms between play |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Proper bed linens, not ones that are made out of PVC coated canvas for that 'wipe clean' feel.
Also, a sanitation system for playrooms that is more aesthetically appealing than a bottle of Dettol antibacterial spray and an industrial sized roll of disposable paper towel on the nightstand.
That's a hotel proff!!
But I agree with the wipe clean system, mind I've yet to see more than anti bac hand gel supplied in clubs, a decent cleansing system for post play is essential! Maybe a maid to service rooms between play "
That sounds like a Fet night
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Proper bed linens, not ones that are made out of PVC coated canvas for that 'wipe clean' feel.
Also, a sanitation system for playrooms that is more aesthetically appealing than a bottle of Dettol antibacterial spray and an industrial sized roll of disposable paper towel on the nightstand.
That's a hotel proff!!
But I agree with the wipe clean system, mind I've yet to see more than anti bac hand gel supplied in clubs, a decent cleansing system for post play is essential! Maybe a maid to service rooms between play "
I went to a club a couple of years back and the play rooms were all equipped with family sized Dettol Antibac sprays and large rolls of paper towel. Put me right off - I almost expected to see a 'Fuck Hygiene' rating on the door of each room ....
I've never been back to a club since. Put me right off....Now if we can get a maid service.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hot chicks
Are you looking for a hen house ?
I can imagine a barn, plenty of hay bales, ripped jeans and dungarees ....
But chicken coops could be a bit cramped "
sounds like venue for a hen party not swinging...i'll get my coat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A shower room with attendants .
A massage bed with someone to show us how to massage erotically and properly .
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Now that I like the sound of! Say with the nice ambient music to go with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A shower room with attendants .
A massage bed with someone to show us how to massage erotically and properly .
Now that I like the sound of! Say with the nice ambient music to go with it "
Hmmmmm , nice .
And maybe a joss stick or two . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A shower room with attendants .
A massage bed with someone to show us how to massage erotically and properly .
Now that I like the sound of! Say with the nice ambient music to go with it
Hmmmmm , nice .
And maybe a joss stick or two ."
Oooooo nice, love a bit of incense |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"More gloryholes
More than how many?
Well we have only seen them at partners and there's just the one there.
Try La Chambre - especially on couples night."
Noted, will look into it. Next club we are going to is VA, bought the wowcher deal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More gloryholes
More than how many?
Well we have only seen them at partners and there's just the one there. "
My local club is a male club during the week so there are 6 there and mostly always full too, very good fun I think, live going in with my man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mud wrestling ring??
Nooooo! Jelly!!!
Tastes nicer afterwards!
I don't think The Bitch can make that much vodka jelly "
Oh I have absolutley no doubt she can!
With a few suprise tequilas chucked in for good measure! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And baby oil isn't very good for condoms..."
Ok - swap it for cocnut oil!
Doesn't do the same damage and much as I loathe cocunuts the smell always reminds me of holidays! |
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"And baby oil isn't very good for condoms...
Ok - swap it for cocnut oil!
Doesn't do the same damage and much as I loathe cocunuts the smell always reminds me of holidays! "
Same here, the low factor sun protection spray I'm using has a slightly coconutty smell and it's making me lust for the beach  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i think a big see through sphear dangling from a crane so everyone can see from every angle
Also known as a goldfish bowl "
but a bowl is a bowl and a sphear is a sphear not a bowl  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mud wrestling ring??
Nooooo! Jelly!!!
Tastes nicer afterwards!
Can we come to an agreement at custard??
As it's you - yes!
Hurrah! I love custard x *licks lips "
I could go with custard, warm or cold mmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i think a big see through sphear dangling from a crane so everyone can see from every angle
Also known as a goldfish bowl
but a bowl is a bowl and a sphear is a sphear not a bowl "
If it was a sphere, how would you get in/out? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i think a big see through sphear dangling from a crane so everyone can see from every angle
Also known as a goldfish bowl
but a bowl is a bowl and a sphear is a sphear not a bowl
If it was a sphere, how would you get in/out?"
Good question! Like a ship in a bottle 
My fab thing to be in a club now would be me!! |
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