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By *exycleaner OP Woman over a year ago

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hi guys there was a forum post recently

about a lady looking tarty or classy

but as a club i go to is having a vicars

and tarts night what do i wear to be a tart ??

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By *wingerdelightCouple over a year ago

eastliegh

short skirt with visable stocking straps and a tight top should do it

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

The tart is very much inline with "hooker" for tarts & vicars nights.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cover yourself in seedless raspberry jam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lemon Curd. Then it can be licked off....

Oh I am SUCH a perv!!!!

Ted

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By *ickloverMan over a year ago

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"Cover yourself in seedless raspberry jam.

Pmsl. Or lemon curd. And dont forget the whipped cream !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't go for short crust pastry

It crumbles too easily

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By *ickloverMan over a year ago

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"Don't go for short crust pastry

It crumbles too easily "

I bloody hate that, mince pies are the worst, bloody things fall apart as soon as you bite them.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Don't go for short crust pastry

It crumbles too easily "

Oh crumbs, now you really are taking the biscuit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't go for short crust pastry

It crumbles too easily

Oh crumbs, now you really are taking the biscuit

"
a suggestive one at that

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By *exycleaner OP Woman over a year ago

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very funny cant go as a jar of jam can i

so known of it answers my question xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"very funny cant go as a jar of jam can i

so known of it answers my question xx"
short skirt, stocking tops and cleavage. Heavy makeup and bling

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Should you not go as a sexy female vicar, let the blokes dress as tarts!

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