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over a year ago
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Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ?
I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc.
Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ponder all of this whilst wearing a white taffeta ball gown, drinking mint juleps and whipping the houseboy.
But thats enough about my particular proclivities... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im a prude - I have come to realise this
I read some profiles ... verifications .. threads and I have come to the conclusion
I am Angela Lansbury
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I bet hotel meets are fun with you if you're Angela Lansbury! |
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ?
I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc.
Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ?
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I agree that some subjects are sometimes better kept private. Nobody will force you to read them or join in the discussion - ignore and move one! They have been useful to me in the fact that I have discovered a 'kink' I did not know existed nor that I'd enjoy it.
Please stay |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ?
I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc.
Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ?
I agree that some subjects are sometimes better kept private. Nobody will force you to read them or join in the discussion - ignore and move one! They have been useful to me in the fact that I have discovered a 'kink' I did not know existed nor that I'd enjoy it.
Please stay "
Nooooo don't say that, it makes my thread look like one of those, I'm leaving posts ! I'm staying anyway and this is tongue in cheek but the learn new kinks comment is interesting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im a prude - I have come to realise this
I read some profiles ... verifications .. threads and I have come to the conclusion
I am Angela Lansbury
I bet hotel meets are fun with you if you're Angela Lansbury!"
I tell you no crime goes unsolved |
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ?
I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc.
Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ?
I agree that some subjects are sometimes better kept private. Nobody will force you to read them or join in the discussion - ignore and move one! They have been useful to me in the fact that I have discovered a 'kink' I did not know existed nor that I'd enjoy it.
Please stay
Nooooo don't say that, it makes my thread look like one of those, I'm leaving posts ! I'm staying anyway and this is tongue in cheek but the learn new kinks comment is interesting. "
Tongue in cheek??? Is that an inuendo for please rim me??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ?
I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc.
Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ?
I agree that some subjects are sometimes better kept private. Nobody will force you to read them or join in the discussion - ignore and move one! They have been useful to me in the fact that I have discovered a 'kink' I did not know existed nor that I'd enjoy it.
Please stay
Nooooo don't say that, it makes my thread look like one of those, I'm leaving posts ! I'm staying anyway and this is tongue in cheek but the learn new kinks comment is interesting.
Tongue in cheek??? Is that an inuendo for please rim me?? "
Ewwwww lol....with chocolate spread with some garlic bulbs as nipple tassels please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't tend to talk about a lot of my sexual proclivities and practices on here and if I do they tend to be generalisations.
Plus, certain practices are seen as not for discussion on here (despite being widely practiced in the fetish community) and garner a lot of negative comments or threads get wiped because the site owners would prefer they were not discussed (which is fine, their site, their rules). |
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Nooooo don't say that, it makes my thread look like one of those, I'm leaving posts ! I'm staying anyway and this is tongue in cheek but the learn new kinks comment is interesting.
Tongue in cheek??? Is that an inuendo for please rim me??
Ewwwww lol....with chocolate spread with some garlic bulbs as nipple tassels please "
You know, I really am not sure how to respond to that young man xxx I am speechless |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nooooo don't say that, it makes my thread look like one of those, I'm leaving posts ! I'm staying anyway and this is tongue in cheek but the learn new kinks comment is interesting.
Tongue in cheek??? Is that an inuendo for please rim me??
Ewwwww lol....with chocolate spread with some garlic bulbs as nipple tassels please
You know, I really am not sure how to respond to that young man xxx I am speechless "
Its too early ... no no .. yikes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we all have our limits and boundaries, variety is the spice of life....I don't believe you're a prude, based on how much others will share, perhaps you'd do other things they'd never dream of.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ewwwww lol....with chocolate spread with some garlic bulbs as nipple tassels please "
Ahh, you want a Nut'hell'a!
If you smear the chocolate spread over your scrotum as well, thats called a 'Dirty Nut Fella' or Mexican Halloween. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are not a prude simply because you don't want to share sexual kinks.
I don't join in the 'Who likes veg up their arse?' type threads and I used to be puzzled that people would.
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So which veg do you prefer???  |
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"You are not a prude simply because you don't want to share sexual kinks.
I don't join in the 'Who likes veg up their arse?' type threads and I used to be puzzled that people would.
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Saves you having to eat them first
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ewwwww lol....with chocolate spread with some garlic bulbs as nipple tassels please
Ahh, you want a Nut'hell'a!
If you smear the chocolate spread over your scrotum as well, thats called a 'Dirty Nut Fella' or Mexican Halloween. "
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I can't decide whether you're looking for a serious response or not. 
On the one hand I think it's great that people have somewhere to ask stupid (or not so stupid) questions of people who are likely to know.
On the other hand I can't be arsed reading the same old shit day in, day out and wish people would use the search button more often. Moaning on an open forum about not getting a meet etc. is so unattractive. On other topics, the chances are that the question has been asked previously (4 million times) but then I think I'm old and cynical cause I've been around too long. I remember when I was new to this and I asked a heap of stupid questions. People were way more patient then than they are now. Now it appears to be too easy and too acceptable to make biting replies or snide remarks to people who are genuinely in need of answers. The community as a whole used to be a lot more forgiving.
As for the 'look at me' threads... I think if people need attention in that way from internet strangers then perhaps there's something missing from their lives closer to home. However, if you scream 'look at me' to a certain extent you need to be able to take the good with the bad around such a diverse audience. At the same time, there's a lot to be said of the phrase 'if you have nothing nice to say...'
The games threads generally aren't my thing and the tea and sympathy brigade make me giggle. There's a difference between silly nonsense and banter, I like that sort of shit... passes the day which I imagine a lot of people use forums for. Would you shag the person above sort of threads are dull because let's face it... it's unlikely that you're going to shag even one person off the back of that sort of flirting... or maybe that's where I go wrong!
I don't imagine that you are a prude because you don't wish to air all your kinks on an open forum, most of us keep some level of privacy but if someone asked a question and I had an answer that would help, I don't have a problem in sharing an experience, provided discretion is engaged.
I have trouble not taking the piss on some occasions but I'd never be mean to someone. It's all about the banter.
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"Im a prude - I have come to realise this
I read some profiles ... verifications .. threads and I have come to the conclusion
I am Angela Lansbury
I bet hotel meets are fun with you if you're Angela Lansbury!"
Yes I bet the bed can move somewhat along with the bed knobs and whipping with the broomsticks until the proverbial crime is committed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Very concise reply. Maybe a have you shagged the person above thread next time ?
I fear I'd be useless at that one too!  "
Sometimes having the pleasure of typing no gives you kudos....not aimed at anyone in particular |
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"Very concise reply. Maybe a have you shagged the person above thread next time ?
I fear I'd be useless at that one too!
Sometimes having the pleasure of typing no gives you kudos....not aimed at anyone in particular "
Really? People take those threads seriously? Well... I guess I can probably live without having my ego stroked or rejected. I prefer the more direct approach... with good grammar and more than one line. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im a prude - I have come to realise this
I read some profiles ... verifications .. threads and I have come to the conclusion
I am Angela Lansbury
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I actually recall an episode of Murder she wrote where Miss Lansbury seduced a Mormon chap calling at the door to convert her and ended up converting him instead with her feminine wiles to most sinful practices and worshipping the Goddess Pussy instead.....
Hang on no, that must have been someone else....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Very concise reply. Maybe a have you shagged the person above thread next time ?
I fear I'd be useless at that one too!
Sometimes having the pleasure of typing no gives you kudos....not aimed at anyone in particular
Really? People take those threads seriously? Well... I guess I can probably live without having my ego stroked or rejected. I prefer the more direct approach... with good grammar and more than one line. "
Its banter of course but I'm confident there's a lot of people who rush back to check if someone has said yes to the above person. Almost a little ego boost for the day for some.
And smart phones are notoriously difficult to utilise with no grammatical errors ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't decide whether you're looking for a serious response or not.
On the one hand I think it's great that people have somewhere to ask stupid (or not so stupid) questions of people who are likely to know.
On the other hand I can't be arsed reading the same old shit day in, day out and wish people would use the search button more often. Moaning on an open forum about not getting a meet etc. is so unattractive. On other topics, the chances are that the question has been asked previously (4 million times) but then I think I'm old and cynical cause I've been around too long. I remember when I was new to this and I asked a heap of stupid questions. People were way more patient then than they are now. Now it appears to be too easy and too acceptable to make biting replies or snide remarks to people who are genuinely in need of answers. The community as a whole used to be a lot more forgiving.
As for the 'look at me' threads... I think if people need attention in that way from internet strangers then perhaps there's something missing from their lives closer to home. However, if you scream 'look at me' to a certain extent you need to be able to take the good with the bad around such a diverse audience. At the same time, there's a lot to be said of the phrase 'if you have nothing nice to say...'
The games threads generally aren't my thing and the tea and sympathy brigade make me giggle. There's a difference between silly nonsense and banter, I like that sort of shit... passes the day which I imagine a lot of people use forums for. Would you shag the person above sort of threads are dull because let's face it... it's unlikely that you're going to shag even one person off the back of that sort of flirting... or maybe that's where I go wrong!
I don't imagine that you are a prude because you don't wish to air all your kinks on an open forum, most of us keep some level of privacy but if someone asked a question and I had an answer that would help, I don't have a problem in sharing an experience, provided discretion is engaged.
I have trouble not taking the piss on some occasions but I'd never be mean to someone. It's all about the banter.
And the waffle! "
You have just reminded me , I have ordered some caramel waffles that sit on top of a cup hot coffee till they go soft. Can't wait for them to arrive |
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You have just reminded me , I have ordered some caramel waffles that sit on top of a cup hot coffee till they go soft. Can't wait for them to arrive "
You see... those ten minutes were not wasted!! Glad to have been of service! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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The games threads generally aren't my thing and the tea and sympathy brigade make me giggle. There's a difference between silly nonsense and banter, I like that sort of shit... passes the day which I imagine a lot of people use forums for. Would you shag the person above sort of threads are dull because let's face it... it's unlikely that you're going to shag even one person off the back of that sort of flirting... or maybe that's where I go wrong!
I don't imagine that you are a prude because you don't wish to air all your kinks on an open forum, most of us keep some level of privacy but if someone asked a question and I had an answer that would help, I don't have a problem in sharing an experience, provided discretion is engaged.
I have trouble not taking the piss on some occasions but I'd never be mean to someone. It's all about the banter.
And the waffle! "
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No I don't think you're a prude, simply horses for courses. Our friends would raise their eyebrows if they knew we were on this site.
We are funny creatures: whilst I enjoy casual sex the thought of casual sex in a club is off putting. Whilst I'll dress playmates in lingerie, a man sending me a pic of himself dressed in lingerie he bought himself is a turn off.
Nowt as queer as folk! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shag
Are you asking or telling?
Its a direct question with no grammatical errors !
He's hijacking your thread to be one of those shag, marry, kill threads! "
Hijackers get double tapped |
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Shag
Are you asking or telling?
Its a direct question with no grammatical errors !
A question mark could have come in handy...  "
Exactly! Which makes me think its a statement and he's gonna try and steal my burgers!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Shag
Are you asking or telling?
Its a direct question with no grammatical errors !
A question mark could have come in handy... "
Its all becoming clearer ! The ladies actually have standards in all aspects of the male variety.
You seek brains, looks, manners, intelligence, virility and not some meritricious individual after a quick jump.....Mmm this could turn into a massive I'm leaving the site thread! Apologies for the spelling. |
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"Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ?
I thought this was fairly standard?"
Only among the "professional people" the rest of us use mazola |
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"Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ?
I thought this was fairly standard?
Only among the "professional people" the rest of us use mazola "
What, you get the Watford manager to massage your testicles when you wank? |
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"Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ?
I thought this was fairly standard?
Doesn't Popeye get jealous?"
I don't think Popeye and Olive have much of a sex life - his forearms are a dead giveaway. |
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"Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ?
I thought this was fairly standard?
Doesn't Popeye get jealous?
I don't think Popeye and Olive have much of a sex life - his forearms are a dead giveaway."
And as for the Watford manager massaging my balls
He is my bitch innit
Did you know gianfranco Zola is an accomplished pianist? |
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"Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ?
I thought this was fairly standard?
Doesn't Popeye get jealous?
I don't think Popeye and Olive have much of a sex life - his forearms are a dead giveaway.
And as for the Watford manager massaging my balls
He is my bitch innit
Did you know gianfranco Zola is an accomplished pianist?"
Oops meant to add
I heard olive oyl likes a good fisting too |
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ?
I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc.
Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ?"
No, you're not a prude. Imagine we were back in the pre-internet days. You would have had to have your balls basted in hot olive oil to find out whether or not it did anything for you.
Now you just read it on screen, check if you're nursing a semi as a result and, if the answer is No, then it's saved you the bother and a not inconsiderable amount of pain and Sudocreme to find out.
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ?
I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc.
Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ?
No, you're not a prude. Imagine we were back in the pre-internet days. You would have had to have your balls basted in hot olive oil to find out whether or not it did anything for you.
Now you just read it on screen, check if you're nursing a semi as a result and, if the answer is No, then it's saved you the bother and a not inconsiderable amount of pain and Sudocreme to find out.
Ted "
Women in the south of France live a long long life and look very very young...I guess they've licked the olive oil off men's balls to sooth their aches...hot or not x  |
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"Women in the south of France live a long long life and look very very young...I guess they've licked the olive oil off men's balls to sooth their aches...hot or not x "
*waxes scrotum and applies olive oil* |
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ?
I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc.
Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ?
No, you're not a prude. Imagine we were back in the pre-internet days. You would have had to have your balls basted in hot olive oil to find out whether or not it did anything for you.
Now you just read it on screen, check if you're nursing a semi as a result and, if the answer is No, then it's saved you the bother and a not inconsiderable amount of pain and Sudocreme to find out.
Ted
Women in the south of France live a long long life and look very very young...I guess they've licked the olive oil off men's balls to sooth their aches...hot or not x "
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ?
I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc.
Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ?
No, you're not a prude. Imagine we were back in the pre-internet days. You would have had to have your balls basted in hot olive oil to find out whether or not it did anything for you.
Now you just read it on screen, check if you're nursing a semi as a result and, if the answer is No, then it's saved you the bother and a not inconsiderable amount of pain and Sudocreme to find out.
Ted
Women in the south of France live a long long life and look very very young...I guess they've licked the olive oil off men's balls to sooth their aches...hot or not x as long as your hands are warm "
I'm hot blooded...hands and...well other soft areas are always warm |
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"Women in the south of France live a long long life and look very very young...I guess they've licked the olive oil off men's balls to sooth their aches...hot or not x
*waxes scrotum and applies olive oil* "
Balls man...balls!!! were you playing truand during science lessons?  |
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" Am I lost and misplaced ? Am I the only one ?
I respect differences, but I am mildly amused by the threads wanting to ask about others sexual get offs eg...do you like licking my bum whilst I clip my toe nails ? Who likes watching porn whilst basting your balls with hot Olive oil ? Etc etc etc.
Personally it makes me wonder if I'm a prude not wishing to discuss it on a thread with a stranger I have no interest in meeting.....should I think again ?
No, you're not a prude. Imagine we were back in the pre-internet days. You would have had to have your balls basted in hot olive oil to find out whether or not it did anything for you.
Now you just read it on screen, check if you're nursing a semi as a result and, if the answer is No, then it's saved you the bother and a not inconsiderable amount of pain and Sudocreme to find out.
Ted
Women in the south of France live a long long life and look very very young...I guess they've licked the olive oil off men's balls to sooth their aches...hot or not x "
'Aving been to ze south of France many times, I can vouch for the youthful looks of the women there.... As for whether they get them from licking olive oil of a chaps nut sack, I cannot say as the ex hit me hard enough for just looking - Gawd knows what she'd have done if I dropped me strides, covered the old scrotee in the finest extra virgin and encouraged the nearest young-looking lady to 'indulge'....
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"Most scrotums look like olive trees in my opinion
You've seen some strange olive trees in your time, obviously... "
Olives tasted funny too... Now hang on a minute I think I've been had over |
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