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The Sexual Meaning of Liff
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By *andd2 OP Couple
over a year ago
The Dungeon |
The Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd is a book about taking place/town/village/city names and giving them a whole new meaning. We play every time we go out to a club, hotel or meet to amuse ourselves on the drive. So we thought we'd share a few with you and let Fabs take over the Meaning Of Liff for itself. Take a town name, give it a dictionary style meaning. They can be verbs, nouns, adjectives etc. However, they must all be related to fabs, swingers and sex is some way or other.
Long Melford(n) - The name given to the man whose penis is so large that while at a club/party, every other man stops and stares with envy
Capel St. Mary(v) - To split roast a virgin as her first sexual experience
Thrapston(v) - The art of making a loud slapping sound while doing it 'doggy style' with a BBW
Tarporley(n) - The obvious, fake illness excuse used by fabbers in trying to get out of a meet eg: My left leg is trapston so I must take it to the vets
Burton Latimer - The first Afro-American porn star, famous for his gold jewellery, handlebar moustache and 3 buttocks
Nuneaton(v) - At the party, she's the only woman who won't perform oral on a Long Melford in case her dentures come loose
Sapcote(n) - The name given to the glisten of pre-cum as it slowly works it way down the bell-end
Rugeley(v) - (men only) To only dribble cum while at a bukkake party therefore missing the lady and just causing a small puddle instead
Cock Bank - some things need no explanation!
Huntingdon(n) - the lone guy at the 'singles night' at Abfabs who never talks to anyone but can be found wanking in the Sinema while watching couples play
Litteport(n) - After cumming over a lady, its the amount that gets caught in the bellybutton
Great Gonerby(n) - the guy that stands in the corner at a gang-bang desperately playing with himself in an attempt to get a hard-on before everyone else finishes
Metheringham(v) - the way breasts sag all the way down to the navel when she removes her bra
Wirksworth(n) - any nipples that break through a netted top worn on a meet
Nantwich(n) - any man a lady has sex with while 'taking one for the team'
Uttoxeter(V) - The 'porn film' style noises a woman makes because she really really believes that's what she must do
Needwood(n) - Brand name of the fake viagra style medicine found on Chinese/Russian websites that costs you your whole credit card limit
Cannock(v) - To fake an orgasm with no real enthusiasm because the sex is that bad (pertains to both males and females)
Gaydon(v) - the way a Bi guy fails to play it straight while on a couples meet
Bishops Tachbrook(n) - the little dimple at the top of a womans' cleavage
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
Cock Fosters - Male partner simulating water-sport activity with a well known lager. Note. Often mistaken for the real thing, especially when left to go flat and served at body temperature. |
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By *andd2 OP Couple
over a year ago
The Dungeon |
Spaldwick(n) - A foreskin so large that even with an erection, at least 1 centimeter of skin projects past the bell-end
Wrabness(v) - to leave a huge wet patch on the bed in the couples only room at a club meaning that other couples have to use rooms that a Huntingdon can view you in
Great Dunmow(n) - of any female with breasts larger than Katy Price |
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By *andd2 OP Couple
over a year ago
The Dungeon |
Llandudno(v) - to purposely cause fanny farts
Wirral(v) - to dribble spit onto a ladies anus, during doggy, with the hope of slipping in a sneaky finger
Bishops Hemmingford(n) - the floor length skirt or trousers worn by a female to her first night at a swingers club as she doesn't want to show too much flesh in case the regulars get the wrong idea |
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By *andd2 OP Couple
over a year ago
The Dungeon |
Ashby De La Zouch(v) - to prematurely ejaculate on the way to a dogging meet
Manchester(n) - to be the only male refused sex at a gangbang
Kirbywood(v) - to get an unexpected erection on the bus |
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By *andd2 OP Couple
over a year ago
The Dungeon |
Norwich(v) - to be stood waiting for someone, anyone, to make the first move at a club
Caldecot(v) - on realising you're misplaced your partner at a club, you search desperately in the dark room, obviously having to touch everyone in there just to be sure. Twice.
Brentwood(n) - of penises that have a downward curve
Braintree(v) - one part of a couple who won't stop talking even though the other 3 are desperate to get to the room and get started already!
Croyden(v) - in trying to impress a lady with your whole range of positions and techniques all she comments on is the decor
Bracknell(v) - to be told at the moment of entry that the guy is a) allergic to latex or b) has had the snip or c) tested regularly or d) won't cum inside promise! or all of the above when you've absolutely and definitely stated 'safe sex only' on your profile
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Worksop (n) - A lunchtime quickie that leaves you in uncomfortably sticky pants for the rest of the day.
Cold Overton (n) - The slight awkwardness felt by a male during DP when he realises the other guy has cum and is deflating rapidly.
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Glasgow(v) - the ancient Indian art of being able to, with pin point accuracy, cum over just the nipple and no-where else
Dundee(n) - the nest of pubic hair on a lady at the top of the vulva that has a rasp like quality
Epping Forrest(n) - of couples that do not trim or shave their pubic hair
Maidenhead(v) - at a party, it's the BJ from the hostess that's the signal for everyone else to start
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By *andd2 OP Couple
over a year ago
The Dungeon |
Scunthorpe(v) - the feeling of stunned amazement when you receive yet another message offering to perform 'clean up' duties
Wimslow(n) - any message sent by a single guy, that has obviously read your profile and therefore tailored that message for you and only you (see Kettering)
Kettering(n) - any message from a single guy that is obviously a generic one sent to at least 50 others that day in the hope that someone, anyone, will fall for it and reply (see Wimslow)
Dover(n) - of any unsolicited 'friends request'
Brighton(v) - the moment of confusion as you try to decide if that profile is fake or real |
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