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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Seen plenty of posts on worst messages people have received also seen plenty of profiles which read no one liners so what's the best none one liner that stood out for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok. this will sound strange. But a while ago I got a message saying "Hi, what you up to." Was good for me because I didnt expect to hear from him again. |
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Hi you 2 sexy people
I would like to watch you fuck and maybe join in
Sorry we only meet single males who are bi
I am bi
Your profile clearly says straight
It's clearly wrong then
We clearly won't be meeting you
I am clearly not bothered .you 2 aren't all that anyway , far better people on here than you !!
Ok !!  |
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"Hi you 2 sexy people
I would like to watch you fuck and maybe join in
Sorry we only meet single males who are bi
I am bi
Your profile clearly says straight
It's clearly wrong then
We clearly won't be meeting you
I am clearly not bothered .you 2 aren't all that anyway , far better people on here than you !!
Ok !! "
there really is some funny ppl about  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi you 2 sexy people
I would like to watch you fuck and maybe join in
Sorry we only meet single males who are bi
I am bi
Your profile clearly says straight
It's clearly wrong then
We clearly won't be meeting you
I am clearly not bothered .you 2 aren't
all that anyway , far better people on here than you !!
Actually made me giggle
Ok !! "
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"Hi you 2 sexy people
I would like to watch you fuck and maybe join in
Sorry we only meet single males who are bi
I am bi
Your profile clearly says straight
It's clearly wrong then
We clearly won't be meeting you
I am clearly not bothered .you 2 aren't
all that anyway , far better people on here than you !!
Actually made me giggle
Ok !! "
Actually made us laugh
He did apologise later
So all is forgiven !! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
This was a message on another site, three years ago when I first started this sex malarky.
"The site says you are 0km from me but I've just looked out of the window and I can't see you. Are you hiding behind the bins?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This was a message on another site, three years ago when I first started this sex malarky.
"The site says you are 0km from me but I've just looked out of the window and I can't see you. Are you hiding behind the bins?""
And were you? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"This was a message on another site, three years ago when I first started this sex malarky.
"The site says you are 0km from me but I've just looked out of the window and I can't see you. Are you hiding behind the bins?"
And were you?"
No but I should have been. He was gorgeous and I am so glad we met. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This was a message on another site, three years ago when I first started this sex malarky.
"The site says you are 0km from me but I've just looked out of the window and I can't see you. Are you hiding behind the bins?"
And were you?
No but I should have been. He was gorgeous and I am so glad we met."
But what about the poor guy who was hiding in your bin?  |
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