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over a year ago
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"They" say they enjoy the more mature woman because she has less hang-ups more body confidence and is comfortable with her sexuality.
I say he's too puffed chasing the younger faster ones so waits to kick the zimmer from under us.  |
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""They" say they enjoy the more mature woman because she has less hang-ups more body confidence and is comfortable with her sexuality.
I say he's too puffed chasing the younger faster ones so waits to kick the zimmer from under us. "
I'm with you on this one.
I always take it to mean Okay Old Birds - You'll do if there's nothing else.
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""They" say they enjoy the more mature woman because she has less hang-ups more body confidence and is comfortable with her sexuality.
I say he's too puffed chasing the younger faster ones so waits to kick the zimmer from under us.
I'm with you on this one.
I always take it to mean Okay Old Birds - You'll do if there's nothing else.
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 Kinda how I see it, you'll do for a poke especially if you have your own house 'cos he's still living at home with parents/ in uni halls/ sharing with a flatmate or three. |
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""They" say they enjoy the more mature woman because she has less hang-ups more body confidence and is comfortable with her sexuality.
I say he's too puffed chasing the younger faster ones so waits to kick the zimmer from under us.
I'm with you on this one.
I always take it to mean Okay Old Birds - You'll do if there's nothing else.
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my feeling exactly!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Are they the same "age is just a number" people?
No HattieLickety ....... I think they are a particularly amoeba like breed."
I don't meet with amoebas - they're not on my preference list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lets face it most older women have their own home, and a car ..... used to be the same with me when I was a stripling, snag an older boyfriend with a car. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push! "
Don't you need a little push to help empty them there sacs?
Is there a profile with old fat ladies welcome? |
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"Are they the same "age is just a number" people?
No HattieLickety ....... I think they are a particularly amoeba like breed.
I don't meet with amoebas - they're not on my preference list."
Not even the twin celled variety ?
What about a rich amoeba with a huge dong ? |
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"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!
Don't you need a little push to help empty them there sacs?
Is there a profile with old fat ladies welcome?"
I wish to raise a complaint against those words. |
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"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push! "
...... they don't have to push as hard with older or fatter though do they? .... we're grateful for a rub up with a wet Radio times. |
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"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!
Don't you need a little push to help empty them there sacs?
Is there a profile with old fat ladies welcome?"
Yep, cunningly disguised as see age and size not important. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lets face it most older women have their own home, and a car ..... used to be the same with me when I was a stripling, snag an older boyfriend with a car.
You were a stripler  "
.... right down to my liberty bodice.  |
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"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!
...... they don't have to push as hard with older or fatter though do they? .... we're grateful for a rub up with a wet Radio times. "
Wet Radio Times?!! Kinky and posh. It's a dry Racing Times for you lady! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!
Don't you need a little push to help empty them there sacs?
Is there a profile with old fat ladies welcome?
I wish to raise a complaint against those words."
Sorry, I won't use sacs again. |
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"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )
Haa haa haa haa haa haa!!! "
No laughing Sassy im wretching........ |
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"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!
Don't you need a little push to help empty them there sacs?
Is there a profile with old fat ladies welcome?
I wish to raise a complaint against those words.
Sorry, I won't use sacs again."
Actually it was profile |
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"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )
Too far...too far   "
Sorry bambi i allways cross the line dont i lol x |
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"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )
Haa haa haa haa haa haa!!!
No laughing Sassy im wretching........ "
Sorry Granny, but c'mon... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At 43 I kind of prefer a lady to be the same age..ish.
Anything really young would feel wrong...kind of like I'm taking advantage I guess?
But kind of condescending to be told you're liked because you're older I'm sure. |
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"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )
Too far...too far "
I agree yukkkkkk |
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"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )
Too far...too far Sorry bambi i allways cross the line dont i lol x"
I'm watching you old man! |
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"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )
Too far...too far Sorry bambi i allways cross the line dont i lol x
I'm watching you old man! "
 Sorry bambie i do need watching and maybe punishing lol x |
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"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )
Too far...too far Sorry bambi i allways cross the line dont i lol x
I'm watching you old man! Sorry bambie i do need watching and maybe punishing lol x"
I shall think of a suitable punishment and PM you - maybe!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.
I had it on my profile in the past because it was true. |
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"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie )
Too far...too far Sorry bambi i allways cross the line dont i lol x
Pg
I'm watching you old man! Sorry bambie i do need watching and maybe punishing lol x
I shall think of a suitable punishment and PM you - maybe! "
Will look forward too it errrm i mean will.worry about ur punishment  |
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"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.
I had it on my profile in the past because it was true."
Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?
If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.
What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.
Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....
It's an afterthought |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At my age if said i was looking for a older woman she would probably have to bring her carer along don't know about carers but I'm sure its illigal to dig up a dead body"
Is it really ? Sh.t better put her back w |
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"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.
I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.
Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?
If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.
What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.
Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....
It's an afterthought"
In fairness...People do not always see the age preference (18 - 99) or even take notice of it and most of the time don't even bother reading a profile...it does not annoy me to see that on a profile but it does not automatically endear me to the person either. A repetition is not a bad thing on this site.
I am not contradicting mysel from a previous post...I beleive that View's comment honest as it is how women of my age might construe the sentence/expression! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.
I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.
Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?
If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.
What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.
Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....
It's an afterthought
In fairness...People do not always see the age preference (18 - 99) or even take notice of it and most of the time don't even bother reading a profile...it does not annoy me to see that on a profile but it does not automatically endear me to the person either. A repetition is not a bad thing on this site.
I am not contradicting mysel from a previous post...I beleive that View's comment honest as it is how women of my age might construe the sentence/expression!"
I was just about to say that bambie ... Uncanny |
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Surely this can be extended to "any phrase/ group welcome"?
It is just another form of profile text that details exclusionary preference, then follows up with exceptions.
You could put on a profile:
"Only contact me if you are between the ages of 18 and 35. But i will make exceptions for REALLY FIT over 35s"
Or you could write:
"Older ladies welcome".
The unsaid in the above being that the profile owner can still use discretion.
At least, that's what i get from phrases like that. |
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"You are saying exactly the same thing as me.
They will make concessions if need be ... "
I guess it boils down to how firm the profile owner is with regards to their preferences.
If you assume most single guys on here adopt a "catch all" approach, and are aware of that when reading their profiles, then such text seems harmless.
At least in my opinion. Happy to defer to those who know better than me of course. |
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"Does make me laugh though when they put 18 to 99 cant see myself giving oral to a 99 year old ( would be like opening a cheese toastie)
Lmao "
Oooh! You laughed! I'm telling Granny!
Granny! Granny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.
I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.
Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?
If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.
What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.
Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....
It's an afterthought"
It may say that to you but that was not what I meant. I was getting to grips with the site at the time. I just wanted to make it clear attention from this group was welcome.
I spoke to a few people and they had said they were not sure about approaching me because I was a younger guy.
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"You are saying exactly the same thing as me.
They will make concessions if need be ...
I guess it boils down to how firm the profile owner is with regards to their preferences.
If you assume most single guys on here adopt a "catch all" approach, and are aware of that when reading their profiles, then such text seems harmless.
At least in my opinion. Happy to defer to those who know better than me of course."
I never said any of that.
I asked how others interpret the 'Olders Welcome' phrase. |
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"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.
I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.
Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?
If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.
What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.
Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....
It's an afterthought
It may say that to you but that was not what I meant. I was getting to grips with the site at the time. I just wanted to make it clear attention from this group was welcome.
I spoke to a few people and they had said they were not sure about approaching me because I was a younger guy.
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So did you put .... Younger women welcome and Middle ages women welcome too ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha |
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I never said any of that.
I asked how others interpret the 'Olders Welcome' phrase.
It means "I will entertain olders if the mood takes me."
Or to the cynical/uber sensitive: "I will entertain losers if no young chicks take me". "
So im a c.u.s ...... |
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I never said any of that.
I asked how others interpret the 'Olders Welcome' phrase.
It means "I will entertain olders if the mood takes me.""
Or to the cynical/uber sensitive: "I will entertain olders if no young chicks take me". |
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"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha"
You have such an eloquent way about you. I guess that's why they find you irresistable.
Oh to be boffed by a sugar tongued shafter ..... |
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I never said any of that.
I asked how others interpret the 'Olders Welcome' phrase.
It means "I will entertain olders if the mood takes me."
Or to the cynical/uber sensitive: "I will entertain olders if no young chicks take me". "
But not a deaf one ! |
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I never said any of that.
I asked how others interpret the 'Olders Welcome' phrase.
It means "I will entertain olders if the mood takes me."
Or to the cynical/uber sensitive: "I will entertain olders if no young chicks take me". "
Damned predictive text! |
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"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha
You have such an eloquent way about you. I guess that's why they find you irresistable.
Oh to be boffed by a sugar tongued shafter ..... "
You never know ya luck Mrs... |
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"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha
You have such an eloquent way about you. I guess that's why they find you irresistable.
Oh to be boffed by a sugar tongued shafter .....
You never know ya luck Mrs... "
It's never been that bad..... |
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"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha
You have such an eloquent way about you. I guess that's why they find you irresistable.
Oh to be boffed by a sugar tongued shafter .....
You never know ya luck Mrs...
It's never been that bad....."
DAMN! That was ice cold, haha |
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"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.
I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.
Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?
If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.
What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.
Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....
It's an afterthought
It may say that to you but that was not what I meant. I was getting to grips with the site at the time. I just wanted to make it clear attention from this group was welcome.
I spoke to a few people and they had said they were not sure about approaching me because I was a younger guy.
So did you put .... Younger women welcome
and Middle ages women welcome too ?"
"Nothing wrong with saying older women welcome here it's just saying you are happy to hear from older women.
I had it on my profile in the past because it was true.
Of course you thought you were doing them a favour. Otherwise why single them out ?
If your age preferences say 30 - 70 that is enough.
What it says is...... Look Old Dollies you know you are shit but you can contact me toooooo as well as all the nice young women.
Otherwise.....why don't you say Younger women welcome ....
It's an afterthought
It may say that to you but that was not what I meant. I was getting to grips with the site at the time. I just wanted to make it clear attention from this group was welcome.
I spoke to a few people and they had said they were not sure about approaching me because I was a younger guy.
So did you put .... Younger women welcome and Middle ages women welcome too ?"
No I am almost middle aged myself did not feel the need.
No I did not think a younger woman would be put off messaging an older guy.
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"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha
You have such an eloquent way about you. I guess that's why they find you irresistable.
Oh to be boffed by a sugar tongued shafter .....
You never know ya luck Mrs...
It's never been that bad.....
DAMN! That was ice cold, haha"
oossshh like a steel fist in a velvet glove this one  |
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"It's up there with "larger ladies welcome". Sub text: I really fancy a younger, slimmer woman, but my sacs aren't going to empty themselves so any old heffer will do...at a push!
Don't you need a little push to help empty them there sacs?
No just poke it with a stick, they'll empty even faster!...lol
Is there a profile with old fat ladies welcome?"
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By (user no longer on site)
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I think what they trying to say is...
"I would love to meet a mature woman!"
What they get is many (myself included) giving them a wide birth for there unthoughtful remark... |
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"I think what they trying to say is...
"I would love to meet a mature woman!"
What they get is many (myself included) giving them a wide birth for there unthoughtful remark... "
yeh gotta point there Mrs, best way i can think to smooth talk a gal is to say i'm looking for a sophisticated experienced lady |
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"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha"
And here in one post we have most of the reasons we meet very few younger men. |
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Yes I also believe it means that older women will be accepted as an afterthought.
It's an exception to what would otherwise be an acceptable set of standards,
'I'm on this site for a meet with a younger woman but while I'm waiting for that message to come through I'll have one of you old birds. Your either desperate or your old man cant get it up like he used to so you'll be grateful for what I offer |
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"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha
And here in one post we have most of the reasons we meet very few younger men."
And if you read my profile you would see i don't take my self seriously so just because i say somthing daft in the lounge like i like to boff older minters when what i would actually say is happy to meet up with sophisticated experienced ladies if i was replying to a message etc or someones face,i'm actually quite shy and find these sites great to open up a bit and have a laugh |
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"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha
And here in one post we have most of the reasons we meet very few younger men.
And if you read my profile you would see i don't take my self seriously so just because i say somthing daft in the lounge like i like to boff older minters when what i would actually say is happy to meet up with sophisticated experienced ladies if i was replying to a message etc or someones face,i'm actually quite shy and find these sites great to open up a bit and have a laugh "
I see. |
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"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha"
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"i have boffed Older Ladys off this site and i can tell you that theres some right little older ravers on here,they say you can't beat experience and its true,plus when i'm shafting a older chick i think to my self its wrong but it feels so right haha
And here in one post we have most of the reasons we meet very few younger men.
And if you read my profile you would see i don't take my self seriously so just because i say somthing daft in the lounge like i like to boff older minters when what i would actually say is happy to meet up with sophisticated experienced ladies if i was replying to a message etc or someones face,i'm actually quite shy and find these sites great to open up a bit and have a laugh "
I bet I'd make your cock look mahoussive with my small size 1 1/2 feet pmsl!! |
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