I was walkin' down the street
Concentratin' on truckin' right
I heard a dark voice beside of me
And I looked round in a state of fright
I saw four faces one mad
A brother from the gutter
They looked me up and down a bit
And turned to each other
I say
I don't like cricket oh no
I love it
I don't like cricket no no
I love it
Don't you walk thru' my words
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru' my words
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet.
Well he looked down at my silver chain
He said I'll give you one dollar
I said you've got to be jokin' man
It was a present from me mother
He said I like it I want it
I'll take it off your hands
And you'll be sorry you crossed me
You'd better understand that you're alone
A long way from home.
And I say
I don't like reggae no no
I love it
I don't like regaae
I love it
Don't you cramp me style
Don't you queer me pitch
Don't you walk thru' my words
'Cause you ain't heard me out yet.
I hurried back to the swimming pool
Sinkin' Pena Calarda
I heard a dark voice beside me say
Would you like something harder
She said I've got it you want it
My harvest is the best
And it you try it you'll like it
And whollow in a Dreadlock Holyday.
And I say
Don't like Jamaica oh no
I love her
Don't like Jamaica oh no
I love her oh yea
Don't you walk thru' her words
You got to show some respect
Don't you walk thru' her words
'Cause you ain't heard her out yet.
I don't like cricket
I love it Dreadlock Holiday
I don't like reggae
I love it Dreadlock Holiday
Don't like Jamaica
I love her Dreadlock Holiday.
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By (user no longer on site)
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What keeps us men going now there's no footie.
Warm weather & all you lovely ladies in short skirts, thin tops & flashing your flesh.
Definitely raises my temperature  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What keeps us men going now there's no footie.
Warm weather & all you lovely ladies in short skirts, thin tops & flashing your flesh.
Definitely raises my temperature "
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Man watching football game on TV flicked channels at half time and found a porn film with a man fucking a woman long and hard. He says to wife "I don't know whether to watch this or the game."
Wife says "for fucks sake watch this, you already know how to play football!"
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"What else keeps the lads going? And is it good for the ladies or does it leave your man in your face all the time?"
I like football too, so we both feel it when the footie season ends- keep an eye out on all the football gossip until the new footie season starts.I can never understand why women moan about it.  |
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