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over a year ago
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Yep...!!! And if there has been no way back from it.... I've moved on... Sod all point in fighting the inevitable.... Life is waaaay to short...
Onwards and upwards young man.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When my kids were small I used to take them to a local burger bar which had a 6ft long hb pencil and ruler on the wall. My 4 yr old daughter wanted to know whether you would be able to write with the pencil if you could hold it.
Up comes the waiter to take their order and muggins says without thinking "My daughter wants to know if the lead in your pencil works"
Just one of many times I wish I had engaged my brain before speaking!
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"When my kids were small I used to take them to a local burger bar which had a 6ft long hb pencil and ruler on the wall. My 4 yr old daughter wanted to know whether you would be able to write with the pencil if you could hold it.
Up comes the waiter to take their order and muggins says without thinking "My daughter wants to know if the lead in your pencil works"
Just one of many times I wish I had engaged my brain before speaking!
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im literally pissing myself laffing at that
my son 1s asked me in a very load voice an in an even more packed out shop
"dad whats a dildo"
my answer ask ur bloody mother. hes 24 now an still remembers hahaha |
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