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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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According to most male forum posts, I seem to be doing something terribly wrong as I'm havin plenty of meets, meeting some very nice and horny people, getting invited to parties and having to spend loads of time answering messages and winks!!!!!
Please advise why is this as I hate being different. I want to moan about writing loads of MSG's that get deleted, I want meets to be cancelled at the last minute and do you know what it feels like to have never been blocked!!!! Awful I can tell you 
Maybe I should put more cock shots on. Or me bending over with my bum gaping open but knowing my luck that would attract even more attention (sigh)
And don't couples know how hard it is to respond to so many MSG's, like I've nothing better to do!!! I go to clubs for a quiet drink and hopefully not have to watch sky sports and I never get left in peace....take your clothes off this, do this to my wife that...it's relentless!!!
So, please advise how I can stop this. I i obviously won't listen to a word anyone says and am just posting this for attention and to get even more messages
And for those of you in doubt, only having a laugh because that's what it's really all about isn't it  |
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"According to most male forum posts, I seem to be doing something terribly wrong as I'm havin plenty of meets, meeting some very nice and horny people, getting invited to parties and having to spend loads of time answering messages and winks!!!!!
Please advise why is this as I hate being different. I want to moan about writing loads of MSG's that get deleted, I want meets to be cancelled at the last minute and do you know what it feels like to have never been blocked!!!! Awful I can tell you
Maybe I should put more cock shots on. Or me bending over with my bum gaping open but knowing my luck that would attract even more attention (sigh)
And don't couples know how hard it is to respond to so many MSG's, like I've nothing better to do!!! I go to clubs for a quiet drink and hopefully not have to watch sky sports and I never get left in peace....take your clothes off this, do this to my wife that...it's relentless!!!
So, please advise how I can stop this. I i obviously won't listen to a word anyone says and am just posting this for attention and to get even more messages
And for those of you in doubt, only having a laugh because that's what it's really all about isn't it "
This made me laugh. You are such an exhibitionist hon, you know that's why you are having so much success
(luvs ya really! lol)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"According to most male forum posts, I seem to be doing something terribly wrong as I'm havin plenty of meets, meeting some very nice and horny people, getting invited to parties and having to spend loads of time answering messages and winks!!!!!
Please advise why is this as I hate being different. I want to moan about writing loads of MSG's that get deleted, I want meets to be cancelled at the last minute and do you know what it feels like to have never been blocked!!!! Awful I can tell you
Maybe I should put more cock shots on. Or me bending over with my bum gaping open but knowing my luck that would attract even more attention (sigh)
And don't couples know how hard it is to respond to so many MSG's, like I've nothing better to do!!! I go to clubs for a quiet drink and hopefully not have to watch sky sports and I never get left in peace....take your clothes off this, do this to my wife that...it's relentless!!!
So, please advise how I can stop this. I i obviously won't listen to a word anyone says and am just posting this for attention and to get even more messages
And for those of you in doubt, only having a laugh because that's what it's really all about isn't it "
Simply change your username to something along the lines of "lookatmyhugecock" - should solve all those irritating problems overnight! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"According to most male forum posts, I seem to be doing something terribly wrong as I'm havin plenty of meets, meeting some very nice and horny people, getting invited to parties and having to spend loads of time answering messages and winks!!!!!
Please advise why is this as I hate being different. I want to moan about writing loads of MSG's that get deleted, I want meets to be cancelled at the last minute and do you know what it feels like to have never been blocked!!!! Awful I can tell you
Maybe I should put more cock shots on. Or me bending over with my bum gaping open but knowing my luck that would attract even more attention (sigh)
And don't couples know how hard it is to respond to so many MSG's, like I've nothing better to do!!! I go to clubs for a quiet drink and hopefully not have to watch sky sports and I never get left in peace....take your clothes off this, do this to my wife that...it's relentless!!!
So, please advise how I can stop this. I i obviously won't listen to a word anyone says and am just posting this for attention and to get even more messages
And for those of you in doubt, only having a laugh because that's what it's really all about isn't it
Simply change your username to something along the lines of "lookatmyhugecock" - should solve all those irritating problems overnight! "
And I thought my username was obnoxious enough as it is, cheers obi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can block you if it makes you feel better lol"
I don't think it will feel the same though as a block after a few banter MSG's thinking im in with a chance but your a star for offering lol!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Show off lol"
Show off what??? I'm shit with shorthand text so do you mean
Lots of legs,
little oblong limbs,
large oval labia (okay I know I don't have one of those but only so many lol anagrams I can think of)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Show off lol
Show off what??? I'm shit with shorthand text so do you mean
Lots of legs,
little oblong limbs,
large oval labia (okay I know I don't have one of those but only so many lol anagrams I can think of)
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And that's lots of leg in my case |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think you need to post aome threads like "skype fun anyone?"
Or creepy ones like "Do any women like being fucked with bananas?: I'm very in2 this and wud luv to meet sxy ladiez for me 2 banana them" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you need to post aome threads like "skype fun anyone?"
Or creepy ones like "Do any women like being fucked with bananas?: I'm very in2 this and wud luv to meet sxy ladiez for me 2 banana them""
For me the nutritional value of a banana far outweighs the sexual one so would pain me to waste all that good potassium but celery might work, theres fuck all in that!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Show off lol
Show off what??? I'm shit with shorthand text so do you mean
Lots of legs,
little oblong limbs,
large oval labia (okay I know I don't have one of those but only so many lol anagrams I can think of)
And that's lots of leg in my case "
Wow!!! Do those legs ever end??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"According to most male forum posts, I seem to be doing something terribly wrong as I'm havin plenty of meets, meeting some very nice and horny people, getting invited to parties and having to spend loads of time answering messages and winks!!!!!
Please advise why is this as I hate being different. I want to moan about writing loads of MSG's that get deleted, I want meets to be cancelled at the last minute and do you know what it feels like to have never been blocked!!!! Awful I can tell you
Maybe I should put more cock shots on. Or me bending over with my bum gaping open but knowing my luck that would attract even more attention (sigh)
And don't couples know how hard it is to respond to so many MSG's, like I've nothing better to do!!! I go to clubs for a quiet drink and hopefully not have to watch sky sports and I never get left in peace....take your clothes off this, do this to my wife that...it's relentless!!!
So, please advise how I can stop this. I i obviously won't listen to a word anyone says and am just posting this for attention and to get even more messages
And for those of you in doubt, only having a laugh because that's what it's really all about isn't it "
That is brilliant |
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"Am I allowed to post a funny response yet miss hotbot?????
I'm still waiting...
Maybe I'll save all my best lines for Saturday x"
Assuming amongst the other 59,998 people we can find each other!! Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I dont know what to say!!! you've got me speechless  "
Always happens!!!!!.....usually right after I ask them if their sister and mum can join us in bed
(surely that one made you smile hotbot????) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I allowed to post a funny response yet miss hotbot?????
I'm still waiting...
Maybe I'll save all my best lines for Saturday x
Assuming amongst the other 59,998 people we can find each other!! Lol x"
In also assuming the other 59,998 won't have as cute an arse as you so should be a doddle!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"According to most male forum posts, I seem to be doing something terribly wrong as I'm havin plenty of meets, meeting some very nice and horny people, getting invited to parties and having to spend loads of time answering messages and winks!!!!!
Please advise why is this as I hate being different. I want to moan about writing loads of MSG's that get deleted, I want meets to be cancelled at the last minute and do you know what it feels like to have never been blocked!!!! Awful I can tell you
Maybe I should put more cock shots on. Or me bending over with my bum gaping open but knowing my luck that would attract even more attention (sigh)
And don't couples know how hard it is to respond to so many MSG's, like I've nothing better to do!!! I go to clubs for a quiet drink and hopefully not have to watch sky sports and I never get left in peace....take your clothes off this, do this to my wife that...it's relentless!!!
So, please advise how I can stop this. I i obviously won't listen to a word anyone says and am just posting this for attention and to get even more messages
And for those of you in doubt, only having a laugh because that's what it's really all about isn't it "
That was funny our Kid |
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"Am I allowed to post a funny response yet miss hotbot?????
I'm still waiting...
Maybe I'll save all my best lines for Saturday x
Assuming amongst the other 59,998 people we can find each other!! Lol x
In also assuming the other 59,998 won't have as cute an arse as you so should be a doddle!!!"
You are aware I won't be dressed like my avatar pic aren't you... Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I allowed to post a funny response yet miss hotbot?????
I'm still waiting...
Maybe I'll save all my best lines for Saturday x
Assuming amongst the other 59,998 people we can find each other!! Lol x
In also assuming the other 59,998 won't have as cute an arse as you so should be a doddle!!!
You are aware I won't be dressed like my avatar pic aren't you... Lol x "
Maybe not, but in my mind you will be xxxxx |
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"Am I allowed to post a funny response yet miss hotbot?????
I'm still waiting...
Maybe I'll save all my best lines for Saturday x
Assuming amongst the other 59,998 people we can find each other!! Lol x
In also assuming the other 59,998 won't have as cute an arse as you so should be a doddle!!!
You are aware I won't be dressed like my avatar pic aren't you... Lol x
Maybe not, but in my mind you will be xxxxx"
Perv!! X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I allowed to post a funny response yet miss hotbot?????
I'm still waiting...
Maybe I'll save all my best lines for Saturday x
Assuming amongst the other 59,998 people we can find each other!! Lol x
In also assuming the other 59,998 won't have as cute an arse as you so should be a doddle!!!
You are aware I won't be dressed like my avatar pic aren't you... Lol x
Maybe not, but in my mind you will be xxxxx
Perv!! X"
That's a little harsh, I thought I had least earnt the title of deviant xxxx |
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"Am I allowed to post a funny response yet miss hotbot?????
I'm still waiting...
Maybe I'll save all my best lines for Saturday x
Assuming amongst the other 59,998 people we can find each other!! Lol x
In also assuming the other 59,998 won't have as cute an arse as you so should be a doddle!!!
You are aware I won't be dressed like my avatar pic aren't you... Lol x
Maybe not, but in my mind you will be xxxxx
Perv!! X
That's a little harsh, I thought I had least earnt the title of deviant xxxx"
I will refrain from labelling you until I've seen you in the flesh (unfortunately not as much flesh as your avatar lol) x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Am I allowed to post a funny response yet miss hotbot?????
I'm still waiting...
Maybe I'll save all my best lines for Saturday x
Assuming amongst the other 59,998 people we can find each other!! Lol x
In also assuming the other 59,998 won't have as cute an arse as you so should be a doddle!!!
You are aware I won't be dressed like my avatar pic aren't you... Lol x
Maybe not, but in my mind you will be xxxxx
Perv!! X
That's a little harsh, I thought I had least earnt the title of deviant xxxx
I will refrain from labelling you until I've seen you in the flesh (unfortunately not as much flesh as your avatar lol) x"
Well not unless I streak across the stage, maybe naked crowd surf!!!!! |
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"Am I allowed to post a funny response yet miss hotbot?????
I'm still waiting...
Maybe I'll save all my best lines for Saturday x
Assuming amongst the other 59,998 people we can find each other!! Lol x
In also assuming the other 59,998 won't have as cute an arse as you so should be a doddle!!!
You are aware I won't be dressed like my avatar pic aren't you... Lol x
Maybe not, but in my mind you will be xxxxx
Perv!! X
That's a little harsh, I thought I had least earnt the title of deviant xxxx
I will refrain from labelling you until I've seen you in the flesh (unfortunately not as much flesh as your avatar lol) x
Well not unless I streak across the stage, maybe naked crowd surf!!!!!"
If your getting up on the stage I'm coming too... Ill have a cheeky snog off billie on the way past. I'm sure he don't mind x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"According to most male forum posts, I seem to be doing something terribly wrong as I'm havin plenty of meets, meeting some very nice and horny people, getting invited to parties and having to spend loads of time answering messages and winks!!!!!
Please advise why is this as I hate being different. I want to moan about writing loads of MSG's that get deleted, I want meets to be cancelled at the last minute and do you know what it feels like to have never been blocked!!!! Awful I can tell you
Maybe I should put more cock shots on. Or me bending over with my bum gaping open but knowing my luck that would attract even more attention (sigh)
And don't couples know how hard it is to respond to so many MSG's, like I've nothing better to do!!! I go to clubs for a quiet drink and hopefully not have to watch sky sports and I never get left in peace....take your clothes off this, do this to my wife that...it's relentless!!!
So, please advise how I can stop this. I i obviously won't listen to a word anyone says and am just posting this for attention and to get even more messages
And for those of you in doubt, only having a laugh because that's what it's really all about isn't it "
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I allowed to post a funny response yet miss hotbot?????
I'm still waiting...
Maybe I'll save all my best lines for Saturday x
Assuming amongst the other 59,998 people we can find each other!! Lol x
In also assuming the other 59,998 won't have as cute an arse as you so should be a doddle!!!
You are aware I won't be dressed like my avatar pic aren't you... Lol x
Maybe not, but in my mind you will be xxxxx
Perv!! X
That's a little harsh, I thought I had least earnt the title of deviant xxxx
I will refrain from labelling you until I've seen you in the flesh (unfortunately not as much flesh as your avatar lol) x
Well not unless I streak across the stage, maybe naked crowd surf!!!!!
If your getting up on the stage I'm coming too... Ill have a cheeky snog off billie on the way past. I'm sure he don't mind x "
Naked as well???? |
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"Am I allowed to post a funny response yet miss hotbot?????
I'm still waiting...
Maybe I'll save all my best lines for Saturday x
Assuming amongst the other 59,998 people we can find each other!! Lol x
In also assuming the other 59,998 won't have as cute an arse as you so should be a doddle!!!
You are aware I won't be dressed like my avatar pic aren't you... Lol x
Maybe not, but in my mind you will be xxxxx
Perv!! X
That's a little harsh, I thought I had least earnt the title of deviant xxxx
I will refrain from labelling you until I've seen you in the flesh (unfortunately not as much flesh as your avatar lol) x
Well not unless I streak across the stage, maybe naked crowd surf!!!!!
If your getting up on the stage I'm coming too... Ill have a cheeky snog off billie on the way past. I'm sure he don't mind x
Naked as well????"
Probably not. I would still like to be friends with my 'nilla friends after the event!! Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Am I allowed to post a funny response yet miss hotbot?????
I'm still waiting...
Maybe I'll save all my best lines for Saturday x
Assuming amongst the other 59,998 people we can find each other!! Lol x
In also assuming the other 59,998 won't have as cute an arse as you so should be a doddle!!!
You are aware I won't be dressed like my avatar pic aren't you... Lol x
Maybe not, but in my mind you will be xxxxx
Perv!! X
That's a little harsh, I thought I had least earnt the title of deviant xxxx
I will refrain from labelling you until I've seen you in the flesh (unfortunately not as much flesh as your avatar lol) x
Well not unless I streak across the stage, maybe naked crowd surf!!!!!
If your getting up on the stage I'm coming too... Ill have a cheeky snog off billie on the way past. I'm sure he don't mind x
Naked as well????
Probably not. I would still like to be friends with my 'nilla friends after the event!! Lol x "
You wouldn't just be a friend to them but a legend!!!! Lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"According to most male forum posts, I seem to be doing something terribly wrong as I'm havin plenty of meets, meeting some very nice and horny people, getting invited to parties and having to spend loads of time answering messages and winks!!!!!
Please advise why is this as I hate being different. I want to moan about writing loads of MSG's that get deleted, I want meets to be cancelled at the last minute and do you know what it feels like to have never been blocked!!!! Awful I can tell you
Maybe I should put more cock shots on. Or me bending over with my bum gaping open but knowing my luck that would attract even more attention (sigh)
And don't couples know how hard it is to respond to so many MSG's, like I've nothing better to do!!! I go to clubs for a quiet drink and hopefully not have to watch sky sports and I never get left in peace....take your clothes off this, do this to my wife that...it's relentless!!!
So, please advise how I can stop this. I i obviously won't listen to a word anyone says and am just posting this for attention and to get even more messages
And for those of you in doubt, only having a laugh because that's what it's really all about isn't it
Brilliant "
Why thank you x |
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