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"Good evening ucollectideliver its been a circus in here tonight
Hi Sweet smiles, Yes I heard someone shout "Send in the clown" so here I am!
Hiya peaches!"
Well you best behave then cause im ring master  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added  "
At least your getting snow we aint 
I nearly made hubby wet himself yesterday shouting at the weather people on tv they said it was going to snow so I sat (quite happily btw) with my nose about half an inch from the window for hours and nowt nada zilch no fuffing snow cos they lied to me again!! 
Im gonna write to them and demand they actually learn to read a weather chart and not say its gonna snow in Fife unless they KNOW its gonna land in my street 
Shona
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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago
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"Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added
At least your getting snow we aint
I nearly made hubby wet himself yesterday shouting at the weather people on tv they said it was going to snow so I sat (quite happily btw) with my nose about half an inch from the window for hours and nowt nada zilch no fuffing snow cos they lied to me again!!
Im gonna write to them and demand they actually learn to read a weather chart and not say its gonna snow in Fife unless they KNOW its gonna land in my street
Shona
x x x "
I can send ya some in a jiffy bag love!    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added
At least your getting snow we aint
I nearly made hubby wet himself yesterday shouting at the weather people on tv they said it was going to snow so I sat (quite happily btw) with my nose about half an inch from the window for hours and nowt nada zilch no fuffing snow cos they lied to me again!!
Im gonna write to them and demand they actually learn to read a weather chart and not say its gonna snow in Fife unless they KNOW its gonna land in my street
Shona
x x x "
Is there a mini heatwave in Fife that we don't know about?
If so im on me way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can send ya some in a jiffy bag love! "
Nope not enough I need loads of the stuff hun what we got is all iced over and I cant walk on it
Even the snowman the kids built is all icy and hard 
Shona
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im on snow watch,everytime I turn my back another inch gets added
At least your getting snow we aint
I nearly made hubby wet himself yesterday shouting at the weather people on tv they said it was going to snow so I sat (quite happily btw) with my nose about half an inch from the window for hours and nowt nada zilch no fuffing snow cos they lied to me again!!
Im gonna write to them and demand they actually learn to read a weather chart and not say its gonna snow in Fife unless they KNOW its gonna land in my street
Shona
x x x "
I think we had yours ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not so much a heatwave Honeypot more you lot stole our winter
Shona
x x x "
I think you're right hun
You can have it back after the weekend when I have to go back to work
Mind you my weekends ruined because of it too,but it sure looks purty xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Even the snowman the kids built is all icy and hard
Hard cos they see you comming, icy cos they got left in the cold I presume"
Only one see me cumming. lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im not hiding Sprite Im sitting here in plain sight - well a sight anyway fluffy houserobe and matching slippers but at least Im warm now
Yup Peaches hun you stole all our snow and Im gonna start a petition I want it back I think my kids school was the only one in Fife not to be closed this week and they been nipping my head to get time off to finish the snowman family they started just after Christmas!!!
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not so much a heatwave Honeypot more you lot stole our winter
Shona
x x x
I think you're right hun
You can have it back after the weekend when I have to go back to work
Mind you my weekends ruined because of it too,but it sure looks purty xx"
Please can I have my winter back??? I been a good girl this year honest - well I have had to be cos I cant go out in the ice and snow  I fall over and end up in hospital 
But you are right hun it is very pretty to watch from the safety of my nice warm flat
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Peaches I am in no way as graceful as them either lol all I got in common with ice skaters is that I got tree trunk legs
Sprite wanna come in for a cuppa and warm up since you made it all this way just to see my lovely pink fluffy robe??
Honeypot someone keeps putting their foot against the door!! Stopping me getting in
I know its against site rules to wear fluffy pink houserobes but really is that reason enough to slam the door on my poor wee nose??
Shona
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I know its against site rules to wear fluffy pink houserobes but really is that reason enough to slam the door on my poor wee nose??
Shona
x x x "
Nowt wrong with a fluffy nightrobe! Keeps things hot for later!
And before anyone asks MINES BLUE! |
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over a year ago
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Nowt wrong with a fluffy nightrobe! Keeps things hot for later!
And before anyone asks MINES BLUE! "
No its not hun its too late I saw it and your houserobe is bright pink
Shona
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Nowt wrong with a fluffy nightrobe! Keeps things hot for later!
And before anyone asks MINES BLUE!
No its not hun its too late I saw it and your houserobe is bright pink
Shona
x x x "
* hides her spongebob one * |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yes please shona...its a bit nippy in the snow! xx"
Sprite hun its not just outside thats cold even the cat is curled up to keep warm
Off to wallop the boiler again keep your fingers crossed I dont hurt myself (again)
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Before I went into hospital last May I had to go out and buy loads of jammies and nighties cos I didnt have many any excuse for a shopping trip
But anyway I got a nice silky pair of pjs and when I was chatting to my mates about the stuff I got for the hospital stay they all said I was mad for getting silky stuff so I thought it best not to mention the lacy stuff in case they had heart failure
Shona
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"Cold shower time for me I think all this talk of underwear is taking its toll!
Wont tell you i got no knickers on then"
Well blow me! Now you've done it! naked snow swimming for me to cool down now. Mind you it'll clear the path for morning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I arrive late three times in a row do I get the cane as well as detention!"
Ohh no you get the worst punishment I can think of for a man hun
You can sit in the corner facing the wall
Shona
x x x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pssssssssst,
does this wall have a 50" plasma with sky sports channel on ??? "
Not in my house . . . you have to make do with a normal (ok small) 32" with all the sports channels, but if you want the porn thats extra Nom hun
Shona
x x x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can sit in the corner facing the wall
Shona
x x x
Which corner Miss?
(Hopefully one at the bottom of the screen so I can still peep at the thread when she not looking)"
In this flat it doesnt matter where you are in the room you can see the PC screen so your safe to watch for a bit
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pssssssssst,
does this wall have a 50" plasma with sky sports channel on ???
Not in my house . . . you have to make do with a normal (ok small) 32" with all the sports channels, but if you want the porn thats extra Nom hun
Shona
x x x "
tell me more about this " extra porn" option Shona |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pssssssssst,
does this wall have a 50" plasma with sky sports channel on ???
no plumsy, it doesnt
damn, then I agree, Shona you're harsh "
Ok my telly is small but it does have all the sports channels doesnt that count for something???
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Femme hun all you missed was Ucollect telling us all about his nice pink houserobe and matching fluffy slippers
And Plums wants to be in the corner watching my porn not sure if he would rather have live porn or the stuff on the dvds??
Shona
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over a year ago
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"Ok my telly is small but it does have all the sports channels doesnt that count for something???
Shona
x x x "
if I was in your house I'm certain i'd not be watching telly !!! |
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over a year ago
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"Ok my telly is small but it does have all the sports channels doesnt that count for something???
Shona
x x x
if I was in your house I'm certain i'd not be watching telly !!! "
Wanna tell hubby that then hun cos all he does of an evening is watch sports and leaves me all alone
Shona
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Femme hun all you missed was Ucollect telling us all about his nice pink houserobe and matching fluffy slippers
And Plums wants to be in the corner watching my porn not sure if he would rather have live porn or the stuff on the dvds??
Shona
x x x "
oooooooh houserobe n slippers???? how fetching....live porn everytime |
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"Femme hun all you missed was Ucollect telling us all about his nice pink houserobe and matching fluffy slippers
And Plums wants to be in the corner watching my porn not sure if he would rather have live porn or the stuff on the dvds??
Shona
x x x "
Oh no she spotted the fluffy slippers too!!Hope I hid everything else better! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yup ucollect hun I have eagle eyes and see everything nowt is a secret from me you know I see everything and I likes to see everything too
Yup Femme deff live is always better than dvds anyday of the week.
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well im shocked about the subjects of convo tonite.......the slippers did it for me tho "
You would be quite ashamed of me tho
My slippers dont have heels Ok they are the only footwear other than trainers that dont but still I hang my head in shame
Shona
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"well im shocked about the subjects of convo tonite.......the slippers did it for me tho
You would be quite ashamed of me tho
My slippers dont have heels Ok they are the only footwear other than trainers that dont but still I hang my head in shame
Shona
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a secret shona......mine dont either.......but i was told off today for thinking about going out in the snow in 5 " heels lol.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna tell hubby that then hun cos all he does of an evening is watch sports and leaves me all alone
Shona
x x x "
psssssssst Mr Shona, doggy is great for "multitasking" hot women and sports, now thats proper multitasking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Femme who was brave enough to tell you not to wear heels???
I always wear heels in the winter cos it helps keep me on me feet I dig in the heel and only ever fallen on the ice when wearing flats!!
Nom that explains why he wanted sky multiroom and the telly on his side of the bed!!!
Shona
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Nom that explains why he wanted sky multiroom and the telly on his side of the bed!!!
Shona
x x x "
Now that explains why the ex wife wanted virgin multiroom and the telly on her side of the bed!!! CORRIE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ohh no hun never watch soaps in the bedroom in fact I never watch the soaps anywhere - I had a friend years ago who arranged her life around what soaps were on when and I got fed up of only being able to go to hers at 6pm between neighbours and eastenders I mean what self respecting teeneager does that when they could be out on the pull???
I might moan about hubby watching sport but in all honesty (but dont tell him) I really dont mind cos it gives me a chance to perve on here
Shona
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Nom that explains why he wanted sky multiroom and the telly on his side of the bed!!!
Shona
x x x
Now that explains why the ex wife wanted virgin multiroom and the telly on her side of the bed!!! CORRIE!"
I work for Virgin and I've asked around and it is as I thought... it's company policy not to permit Corrrie on the multiroom broadcast as we'd recieved thousands of complaints that men were being forced to wtach it everywhere they go around the house. We consulted the Government Guideline for Acceptable Viewing Practices (2001) and it makes specific mention that broadcasters are not permitted to broadcast any programme that could be construed as torture. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can we get eastenders listed as torture too!"
'Enders will soon be added to the Red Flagged List. What this means is that anyone who watches it more than 5 times in any 4 day period will be deemed subversive and added to the 'No Fly' list as a precaution. (Depressed people often try and open aircraft doors at 30,000ft) |
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