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he didn't complain at the time!!!
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I am being accused of duping letsbe into having early morning sex!!!
Lady's and gentlemen of the jury the case is this....I got up at 6:30 for a wee. On getting back into bed the plaintiff snuggled up to me, spooning me as I felt his hard manhood in the small of my back. His hands wandering to my nipples getting me all aroused.
I'll spare you any further details but after the finale I mentioned it was only 7:20 and he accused me of duping him into early morning sex!!
Am I guilty or not?? |
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"Got the time wrong Lol it was 6:50 
when he finished or when you got up
Finished. I should have left it as 7:20 shouldn't I?!?  "
well he deffo wanted to have fun then if he only lasted a SHORT time, so I'd say he's the guilty party  |
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Wish wifey was as guilty on more accounts. We had some early morning fun this morning but as a rule it is the other way round and me doing the duping lol Di now she is cutting z's in my ear catching up on lost sleep |
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"Guilty as hell. 
Poor man, woken up, being used as a sex slave & then he had to get his own coffee 
Whatever next, I suppose you'll make him go shopping "
Funny you should say that. We are off to Morrisons*
Other supermarkets are available. |
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Guilty! It is well known that a morning wood cannot be wasted when woken wether alone or accompanied morning wood needs attending! Upon choosing going to the loo or not you were fully aware of the consequences!
Suspended sentence 2 months sex on demand for the defendant |
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"Guilty! It is well known that a morning wood cannot be wasted when woken wether alone or accompanied morning wood needs attending! Upon choosing going to the loo or not you were fully aware of the consequences!
Suspended sentence 2 months sex on demand for the defendant "
We'll I guess I did the crime I will have to do the time.....although it will be hard |
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"Guilty! It is well known that a morning wood cannot be wasted when woken wether alone or accompanied morning wood needs attending! Upon choosing going to the loo or not you were fully aware of the consequences!
Suspended sentence 2 months sex on demand for the defendant "
oooooo You are a good looking young man
Yes Ive hi jacked this thread to appreciate beauty |
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"Guilty! It is well known that a morning wood cannot be wasted when woken wether alone or accompanied morning wood needs attending! Upon choosing going to the loo or not you were fully aware of the consequences!
Suspended sentence 2 months sex on demand for the defendant
oooooo You are a good looking young man
Yes Ive hi jacked this thread to appreciate beauty "
I know what you mean  |
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"I am being accused of duping letsbe into having early morning sex!!!
Lady's and gentlemen of the jury the case is this....I got up at 6:30 for a wee. On getting back into bed the plaintiff snuggled up to me, spooning me as I felt his hard manhood in the small of my back. His hands wandering to my nipples getting me all aroused.
I'll spare you any further details but after the finale I mentioned it was only 7:20 and he accused me of duping him into early morning sex!!
Am I guilty or not?? "
He snuggled you etc, so not guilty |
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"Guilty! It is well known that a morning wood cannot be wasted when woken wether alone or accompanied morning wood needs attending! Upon choosing going to the loo or not you were fully aware of the consequences!
Suspended sentence 2 months sex on demand for the defendant "
Are you suggesting that the defendant should not have gone to the loo ? Had she not would she be facing a charge of indulging in water sports in bed ?
Not guilty . |
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"Guilty! It is well known that a morning wood cannot be wasted when woken wether alone or accompanied morning wood needs attending! Upon choosing going to the loo or not you were fully aware of the consequences!
Suspended sentence 2 months sex on demand for the defendant
Are you suggesting that the defendant should not have gone to the loo ? Had she not would she be facing a charge of indulging in water sports in bed ?
Not guilty . "
Are you suggesting that the accused cant cross her legs and hold that wee to a reasonable time (8am) |
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"Guilty! It is well known that a morning wood cannot be wasted when woken wether alone or accompanied morning wood needs attending! Upon choosing going to the loo or not you were fully aware of the consequences!
Suspended sentence 2 months sex on demand for the defendant
Are you suggesting that the defendant should not have gone to the loo ? Had she not would she be facing a charge of indulging in water sports in bed ?
Not guilty .
Are you suggesting that the accused cant cross her legs and hold that wee to a reasonable time (8am) "
Surely you know this is detrimental to health ? Are you seriously suggesting that the defendant should jeopardise her physical well being ? |
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Are you suggesting that the defendant should not have gone to the loo ? Had she not would she be facing a charge of indulging in water sports in bed ?
Not guilty . "
If the accused had gone to the loo, this probably wouldn't have happened....  |
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Are you suggesting that the defendant should not have gone to the loo ? Had she not would she be facing a charge of indulging in water sports in bed ?
Not guilty .
If the accused had gone to the loo, this probably wouldn't have happened.... "
Ha ! Indeed . |
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Same thing happened to me this morning...
Hubby got up to o to loo, then came back into bed (I was sleeping naked), proceeded to fondle my breasts and nether region, I the realised he had brought with him an arsenal of sex toys and a half litre bottle of lube
Needless to say I had a very rude awakening  |
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