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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh so ones escaped maybe  "
Not maybe definitely its coming from near my sofa and the viv is right at the other end of the room...I bet my son knows he let one out and has kept stum. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive a bearded dragon and it lives in a vivarium
oww wow I wona see fancy a swop for a crazy parret lol"
Nope had an african grey for years and had to rehome it as it wouldn't stop swearing and and making a racket when i went out...neighbours complained loads |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hear a cricket and it is not coming from the viv...im not moving
Well you've got a dragon or whatever it is..let it loose  "
He's a lazy fucker he aint eating nothing unless it goes to him! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hear a cricket and it is not coming from the viv...im not moving
Well you've got a dragon or whatever it is..let it loose "
 and let the game of hide and seek begin.... |
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"Ive a bearded dragon and it lives in a vivarium
oww wow I wona see fancy a swop for a crazy parret lol
Nope had an african grey for years and had to rehome it as it wouldn't stop swearing and and making a racket when i went out...neighbours complained loads "
iv 2 ringnecks 1 of ems funny as fuck propper carictor but ye load as a load thing on full belt |
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over a year ago
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"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage. "
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on!"
Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on!
Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown "
The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!
altough i did just speak to a sexy lady  |
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"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on!
Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown
The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!
altough i did just speak to a sexy lady "
Aww I loves you...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on!
Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown
The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!
altough i did just speak to a sexy lady
Aww I loves you... "
Wanna get married? |
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"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on!
Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown
The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!
altough i did just speak to a sexy lady
Aww I loves you...
Wanna get married? "
I was gonna say 'man up' but you're too sexy and lovely for that xx |
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"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on!
Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown
The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!
altough i did just speak to a sexy lady
Aww I loves you...
Wanna get married? "
Yeah why not... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on!
Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown
The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!
altough i did just speak to a sexy lady
Aww I loves you...
Wanna get married?
Yeah why not... "
Do crickets wear hats? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on!
Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown
The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!
altough i did just speak to a sexy lady
Aww I loves you...
Wanna get married?
Yeah why not...
Do crickets wear hats?"
Shut up you or i wont let you be best man and best men get to do the bride on the wedding night and there is 2 of us  |
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"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on!
Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown
The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!
altough i did just speak to a sexy lady
Aww I loves you...
Wanna get married?
Yeah why not...
Do crickets wear hats?
Shut up you or i wont let you be best man and best men get to do the bride on the wedding night and there is 2 of us "
Ryan won't come out alive lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on!
Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown
The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!
altough i did just speak to a sexy lady
Aww I loves you...
Wanna get married?
Yeah why not...
Do crickets wear hats?
Shut up you or i wont let you be best man and best men get to do the bride on the wedding night and there is 2 of us
Ryan won't come out alive lol "
This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca |
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"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on!
Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown
The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!
altough i did just speak to a sexy lady
Aww I loves you...
Wanna get married?
Yeah why not...
Do crickets wear hats?
Shut up you or i wont let you be best man and best men get to do the bride on the wedding night and there is 2 of us
Ryan won't come out alive lol
This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca "
Don't forget the tenna for men to... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In all seriousness you need to be very careful. If they creep under the elastic of your knickers there could be untold damage.
Don't say that creepy crawlies creep me out!
Im gonna run n put tights on!
Good idea. Crickets can't swim. I was worried he would drown
The friday feeling hasn't got that bad...YET!
altough i did just speak to a sexy lady
Aww I loves you...
Wanna get married?
Yeah why not...
Do crickets wear hats?
Shut up you or i wont let you be best man and best men get to do the bride on the wedding night and there is 2 of us
Ryan won't come out alive lol
This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca "
Have an ambulance standing by just in case  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ryan won't come out alive lol
This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca
Don't forget the tenna for men to...
You gonna pay me to be best man too "
We will have a fast food reception |
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Ryan won't come out alive lol
This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca
Don't forget the tenna for men to...
You gonna pay me to be best man too
We will have a fast food reception "
good idea.... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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Ryan won't come out alive lol
This could be true...his age an all that we may need viagra and berrocca
Don't forget the tenna for men to...
You gonna pay me to be best man too
We will have a fast food reception
good idea.... "
Ooh yes a finger buffet |
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"The only way to play this game is with bat and ball, just be careful you're not caught leg before, or the keeper whipping off your bails
Can I please have a translation.... "
I guess there is a 'secret' cricket code somewhere in here.... |
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