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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.  "
I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.
Are fat cocks your preference then?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.
I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.
Are fat cocks your preference then? "
I heard Funky might be leaving...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!
Which one? There's so many x"
Ronnie fucking Corbett |
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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.
I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.
Are fat cocks your preference then?
I heard Funky might be leaving... "
Are you spreading rumours soxy? |
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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!
Which one? There's so many x
Ronnie fucking Corbett"
Lol, what about him irritates you the most? |
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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"why can't they get the perforations on the sheets of toilet paper to line up properly ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
I know I hate it when you open up the pack and find that its retarded, it ruins the whole experience for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!
Which one? There's so many x
Ronnie fucking Corbett
Lol, what about him irritates you the most?"
Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.
I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant  |
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"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though. "
I'm glad you asked DG (btw welcome back my sweet).
It's a long story so If you are all sitting comfortably, I shall begin. (Soxy stop re-adjusting yourself)
One Thursday a long time ago It was a quiet day on the forums and I decided to go wandering deep into the 'Stories and Fantasies' forum. I became lost and frightened but happened upon a cottage made from gold glitter. As you all know I have penchant for all things glitter as I like to adorn my time machine with it (I use it for flames on the cereal boxes). Anyway, a mysterious old transvestite came out and welcomed me into her cottage. I was tired and frightened and she seemed friendly at first so I was happy to accept her offer. Once inside I became very aware that her finger was in my bottom and she pounced on me chaining me to her fireplace. Over the next weeks I was held prisoner by the evil old transvestite and she did unspeakable things to my bottom, things you wouldn't even do to a time-waster. After several anal prolapses I decided I must escape or die. During one particularly gruelling session with the ACME Anal Intruder I took advantage of the TV's sexual distraction to take the keys from her suspender belt. That night I made my escape with all the glitter I could carry. When the wicked TV woke the next day she went in a rage and cursed me. Hence forth every Rant Thursday I must walk the forums of Fab with a picture of my burnt out dead passive trolling soul as an avatar for all to see the truth. 
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"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.
I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.
Are fat cocks your preference then?
I heard Funky might be leaving... "
Alas it's true old friend.
If any one needs further information on my leaving you can seek solace here:
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929
and here:
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!
Which one? There's so many x
Ronnie fucking Corbett"
poor little ronnie he's been sneaking under the radar for years since big ron died |
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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!
Which one? There's so many x
Ronnie fucking Corbett
Lol, what about him irritates you the most?
Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.
I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant "
Mental note to self...... Don't give an std to 3rdperson |
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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.
I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.
Are fat cocks your preference then?
I heard Funky might be leaving...
Alas it's true old friend.
If any one needs further information on my leaving you can seek solace here:
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929
and here:
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213"
I fear that some ppl may still be mourning funky, time for another thread maybe? |
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"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.
I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.
Are fat cocks your preference then?
I heard Funky might be leaving...
Alas it's true old friend.
If any one needs further information on my leaving you can seek solace here:
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/67929
and here:
http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/69213
I fear that some ppl may still be mourning funky, time for another thread maybe?"
I'm not sure I could take another one, the love was quite overwhelming. But if there is a need I will make a new one for newcomers who weren't around at the time. As it's been quite a while since I was leaving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!
Which one? There's so many x
Ronnie fucking Corbett
Lol, what about him irritates you the most?
Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.
I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant
Mental note to self...... Don't give an std to 3rdperson "
Im a good girl i am  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!
Which one? There's so many x
Ronnie fucking Corbett
Lol, what about him irritates you the most?
Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.
I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant
Mental note to self...... Don't give an std to 3rdperson "
Im a good girl i am |
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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!
Which one? There's so many x
Ronnie fucking Corbett
Lol, what about him irritates you the most?
Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.
I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant
Mental note to self...... Don't give an std to 3rdperson
Im a good girl i am "
So much that you had to post it twice?
Oh and you forgot this |
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"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.
I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.
Are fat cocks your preference then? "
I'm not sure I have a preference... I like pretty ones... it was more a threat I think... if I don't reply to the message I won't get the fat cock in my ass... yeah no shit Sherlock! |
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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"What is that avatar about? Nearly put me off my lunch earlier. The day was saved by the message about a fat cock in my ass though.
I'm sure that if you ask funky nicely he may tell you about it.
Are fat cocks your preference then?
I'm not sure I have a preference... I like pretty ones... it was more a threat I think... if I don't reply to the message I won't get the fat cock in my ass... yeah no shit Sherlock! "
So what constitutes a pretty one in your books then? Big bell and throbbing veins? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!
Which one? There's so many x
Ronnie fucking Corbett
Lol, what about him irritates you the most?
Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.
I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant
Mental note to self...... Don't give an std to 3rdperson
Im a good girl i am
So much that you had to post it twice?
Oh and you forgot this "
Bloody phone |
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By *ourbonKiss OP Man
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Im ranting im fucking furious....Why the fuck do they have that annoying little twat on adverts!!!!!!
Which one? There's so many x
Ronnie fucking Corbett
Lol, what about him irritates you the most?
Everything!!! He is worse than thrush.
I went the drs with thrush n threw the lads dad out i thought he had caught some thing....turns out its common when pregnant
Mental note to self...... Don't give an std to 3rdperson
Im a good girl i am
So much that you had to post it twice?
Oh and you forgot this
Bloody phone "
That's better, now your eye now has a shining eyebrow  |
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