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What have you seen at work that you shouldn't ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After this question was asked on the radio this morning and hearing some of the great answers. Here's the question, what have you seen/ found at work that you shouldn't have? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slightly off subject. But with my job I go to a lot of universities and dorms to test their fire alarms. I was working with a guy once and we knocked on the door of this dorm room and a very attractive student answered her door.
We explained that we need to test her fire alarm. She was fine with it. We walked in and she went to the bathroom. The room had clothes everywhere.
We tested the alarm and left didn't think anything of it. We got half way down the corridor when my mate realised he had a thing wrapped around his shoe!
The embarrassment of watching him give it back was priceless! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slightly off subject. But with my job I go to a lot of universities and dorms to test their fire alarms. I was working with a guy once and we knocked on the door of this dorm room and a very attractive student answered her door.
We explained that we need to test her fire alarm. She was fine with it. We walked in and she went to the bathroom. The room had clothes everywhere.
We tested the alarm and left didn't think anything of it. We got half way down the corridor when my mate realised he had a thing wrapped around his shoe!
The embarrassment of watching him give it back was priceless!"
A thong! Bloody auto spell! |
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"Slightly off subject. But with my job I go to a lot of universities and dorms to test their fire alarms. I was working with a guy once and we knocked on the door of this dorm room and a very attractive student answered her door.
We explained that we need to test her fire alarm. She was fine with it. We walked in and she went to the bathroom. The room had clothes everywhere.
We tested the alarm and left didn't think anything of it. We got half way down the corridor when my mate realised he had a thing wrapped around his shoe!
The embarrassment of watching him give it back was priceless!"
strap on..?
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Not quite what I have seen but I had taken a pic of something work related on my personal phone and I was showing my boss.
Not only did he take my phone, he scrolled........
so HE saw something he shouldn't have..In fact he saw a LOT of things he shouldn't have...  |
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"Not quite what I have seen but I had taken a pic of something work related on my personal phone and I was showing my boss.
Not only did he take my phone, he scrolled........
so HE saw something he shouldn't have..In fact he saw a LOT of things he shouldn't have... "
 what did he say?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've seen more than my fair share of awful stuff, rude stuff and disgusting stuff to tell you all some horror stories, after 25 years on the railway.....  |
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"I've seen more than my fair share of awful stuff, rude stuff and disgusting stuff to tell you all some horror stories, after 25 years on the railway..... "
i bet i had a friend that went to the paddington rail disaster...grim stuff.. |
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"Not quite what I have seen but I had taken a pic of something work related on my personal phone and I was showing my boss.
Not only did he take my phone, he scrolled........
so HE saw something he shouldn't have..In fact he saw a LOT of things he shouldn't have... what did he say?? "
He was quite cool, he just looked at me and said 'Really?'....To which I replied 'yup, really'....Given some of the content he handled it quite well....  |
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"Not quite what I have seen but I had taken a pic of something work related on my personal phone and I was showing my boss.
Not only did he take my phone, he scrolled........
so HE saw something he shouldn't have..In fact he saw a LOT of things he shouldn't have... what did he say??
He was quite cool, he just looked at me and said 'Really?'....To which I replied 'yup, really'....Given some of the content he handled it quite well.... "
 priceless....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've seen more than my fair share of awful stuff, rude stuff and disgusting stuff to tell you all some horror stories, after 25 years on the railway.....
i bet i had a friend that went to the paddington rail disaster...grim stuff.."
I started on the railway same year as the clapham rail crash.... Got taken to that at 16 as an introduction to the worst case scenario that can happen.... Instructor said anything from here on is heaven compared to this!!! How right he was  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've seen more than my fair share of awful stuff, rude stuff and disgusting stuff to tell you all some horror stories, after 25 years on the railway..... "
Not Jenny Agutter waving her knickers at you ? |
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
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As a trucker i was on a night drive to bellshill i was on the M74 just singing my little head off when out of no whare a Jag appered n was driving alongside me i glanced down n the drivet poped on the interior light & then i saw a womans arse in a rather nice pair of knickers(she was on all 4s) then i noticed the reason she was on all 4s was she was she was giving the driver a BJ.. He was along side me for a couple of miles before he turned off the light n the put the boot down & disapeared into the distance...  |
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By *sMinxyWoman
over a year ago
Scunthorpe |
as an fairly innocent 16 year old on work experience in a hotel kitchen - going to veg store to get some tatties and seeing 2nd chef giving the head waitress who was rather a lot older a good seeing to doggy stylee other said bags of tatties!!!!
was one of those bleach my eyes experiences... i have to say due to her aging foofoo not his cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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three big black dildos in someones suitcase that burst open in the hold of an aircraft, the lads very kindly put them back in the suitcase majing sure all three of them were sticking out of the case.
some polaroids of a couple havibg sex and posing, again coming from a burst open suitcase. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A young 'lady' on her knees in the men's loo of a nightclub, in a puddle of urine and vomit, giving one of my staff a blowjob..........when he'd been sent to check there was no naughtiness going on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After this question was asked on the radio this morning and hearing some of the great answers. Here's the question, what have you seen/ found at work that you shouldn't have? "
People working |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When doing holiday cover for my manager, I wanted some files from his lock up desk pedestal. I found sexy ladies panties and stockings and a pic of him wearing panties & stockings at the bottom of the drawer where the files were! And no, I didn't tell anyone or mention it to him on his return. |
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"When working in a kitchen the amount of food that goes on the floor then back onto a plate is an eyeopener!
And that's before you get into the realm of what they do if you miss them off... "
Dam autocarrot! Should read piss them off.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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in work once had someone who decided it was far better to spread their faeces all over the toilet seat, it happened a few times was disgusting!! was only when manager said a camera was going to be set up in there that it stopped...... |
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